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Charter flights: Its good that RBA is organizing a charter flight to Melbourne. Well done! How about to other exotic destinations Bruneians rarely get a chance to visit. Like Penang, Langkawi, Bombay and New Delhi, Paris, Honolulu? All are SARS free destinations. Think imaginatively RBA. The possibilities are endless to give travelers from Brunei a taste of new destinations. By the way the RBA fare to Melbourne is kind of high. SIA is in the market with a return fare to Melbourne of B$650.00 valid until end June. That's partly to steal Brunei originating traffic. With SIA's fare so low, I doubt RBA's charter to Melbourne will be much of a success. Traveller 25.05.2003*

Underutilization of RBA aircraft: Now with SARS RBA is given by God's grace months of breathing space. Its aircraft are underutilized. Many are seen for hours idling on the tarmac at Brunei International Airport. An airline analyst and expert told me once, "An aircraft only makes money when it’s flying. When it is in the air. RBA should improve its aircraft usage. The aircraft should spend more hours in the air each day than on the ground. Aircraft are expensive assets. To have them underutilized are a crying shame and a waste of multimillion-dollar assets. frequent flyer 25.05.2003*

Wrong choice: The choice of Airbus A319 is the wrong one. When we have an existing Boeing fleet to choose Airbus is bizarre. Why not choose the smaller versions of the Boeing aircraft like the Boeing 737/600-700 or 800 models. Or else the Boeing 717? We are making a catastrophic multimillion dollar mistake..... Airbus requires new spares, engines, engineering tools and training for engineers and pilots. When the CEO was asked why Airbus his reply was that "because it can carry cargo" Has anyone seen or knows an aircraft, which cannot carry cargo? The existing aircraft's cargo space is underutilized and we are ordering some more aircraft to carry passengers and the non-existent cargo volume increases. Analyst 25.05.2003*

Tourism in Brunei: Hello anyone heard of Sheikh Jimmy and Brunei Tourism recently... Where are the tourism initiatives for this year? Actually every year should be Visit Brunei Year. The tourism unit should be working flat out to promote the country. But they seem to be working hard only once every ten years. Come on how will RBA flourish? Are the tourism people so poor in promotions or are they lazy? It’s enough of excuses like "no budget" and things like that. Wake up people. Wanderer 25.05.2003*

Malaysia Relations: Any one cares to analyze why our beloved sultan is in Malaysia now? It’s no coincidence!!! I have mentioned this earlier. I am proud to see that our sultan came to met with our big brother prime minister in Penang instead escalating situation on the territorial claim. But I think it is time for us Bruneians to build a credible military force so one will think twice about poking around with our foreign policy (one should examine our foreign policy). So message to you civil admin: You need a modern armed force to protect your liberties and freedom.... don’t want to be become another Iraq. I think Malaysians are now playing their cards...(.oil...oil...) ahmad Albab 25.05.2003*

HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY: Assalamualaikum to all HYS readers! With this opportunity I would like to greet my sister SAHLINAWATI JAINI of kg batu marang for her 23rd birthday, which was held on Monday, 26th May 2003. With the messages may your life be full of happiness beside your beloved husband, HASLIN OMAR and may Allah bless you in everything you do. Lastly, how about the dinner? We always love you, from your sis & little bro.......... her sister 25.05.2003*

ENEMIES OF ISLAM ARE ZIONISTS NOT JEWS: In history, we read about Jews and Muslims working together during the Golden Days of Islam. The Jews even welcomed the Muslim conquerors in many parts of the conquered lands.
The Anti-Semitism among Muslims today has its roots in Palestine. Due to political propaganda by the Arabs, the Jews are now labeled as enemies of Islam, which is NOT TRUE! The enemies of Islam are the ZIONISTS NOT THE JEWS!!!
I hope my Muslim brethren will differentiate between JEWS and ZIONISTS just as we hope our non-Muslim friends will differentiate between MUSLIMS and TERRORISTS.
NOT all Jews are Zionists and not all Muslims are Terrorists!!
JEWS and ZIONISTS, MUSLIMS and TERRORISTS, they are not the same!!!
A TRUE MUSLIM IS NOT A RACIST!!! Anti-Racist Muslim 25.05.2003*

Gurkhas: I must admit after reading some of the articles here about the Gurkhas in Brunei, Bruneians are -sorry to say- naive. If you do not know why they are here, do not write any crap or come to your own wrong conclusions. Think about it, we are not the only ones reading this. What would others think about Bruneians? Are we a bunch of low self respecting people who do not know a thing about their country? Well for those type of people, I say do your homework. Please and I beg you, don't let the pride of Brunei go down the drain............. drop in 25.05.2003*

Awg Mutalib Darglish Houllier: Thank you for the information. No doubt about it that Liverpool was and still is one of the greatest teams on the planet with 18 League trophies, 4 European Cup winners, 6 FA cup winners and the list go on and on. In comparison with Manutd, they've got 14 League trophies, 2 European Cup winners, 10 FA cup winners and other trophies. Well, it doesn't look that bad. We are not that far, in which I need to be dead before seeing Man utd beat the fantastic record that Liverpool has. Say, for instance, in the next 10-11 years. Since we always love to refer history, please let me take your attention to the period between the year 1993 and 2003. Man Utd got 8 League titles, 3 FA Cup winners and 1 UEFA Champion League trophy during this period. Double winner in 1994 & 1996 and treble in 1999. These were all achieved in the matter of 10-11 years. Assuming that my life expectancy rate is at 70s, and further assuming that other things are being equal, I will therefore be alive for the next 10-11 years to see Man utd achieving the unthinkable, as what you may have thought. Come on...a century...you are being unfair brader...! Keano 25.05.2003 *

LIMBANG DISTRICT: Brunei claims on Limbang District, this story heard since I was a child. Now I'm in my thirties, Limbang District still has NOT returned to Brunei. Don't give false hope and promise DR. M. Read the history, revised the history if DR M understood and the man of his words then he should know what to do where Limbang District map should be. These matters were arisen for many decades and still NOTHING!!!! Malaysia only could give false hope about Limbang and Brunei population. Don't ever dream of Limbang would be part of Brunei. It is such a sad destiny for Limbang. All they could get is only empty promise upon empty promise. You know how this political tongues talk. Only if the people who were given trust and in charge of Limbang during the reign of Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddin I, were not greedy and blinded by wealth, sold off Limbang secretly to James Brook! This wouldn't have happened! The betrayal of the people in charge of Limbang was unforgivable! James Brook took Limbang like taking a candy from a baby! LOTS OF LUCK to our beloved His Majesty. PEACE 25.05.2003*

RACIST: I agreed with you China Brunei, don't judge blindly on the Chinese, I myself am not pure Brunei Malay. The root of my descendant was Chinese through paternal, because most of them married Malays so we are considered being Malay. Though 4 generations apart, I still have Chinese sentiments in me. Sometimes I'm thinking of tracing back my roots. It's not that I'm being ungrateful being Brunei Citizen with yellow I.C. It 's the feeling. Even my friends from school and close colleagues are Chinese though I could not understand a word of Chinese language, yet I'm working on the language so that I'm part of them. Please stop these racism remarks about Chinese. Even the paper wrote word Chinese and not "Local”, it's because majority in Brunei are Malays, so other races are distinctive enough showing when there's crime or good deeds happen. Just don't take heart over that matter. Perhaps the journalists are totally lack of knowledge or simply ignorant. To all Chinese out there, keep up the good work to build Brunei's economy, and the Malays are doing well too, stop these envious remarks towards Chinese. Partly Chinese Blood 25.05.2003*

Limbang is finally near to where it should be: Now we Bruneian should take serious interest into one of our long lost territory that was taken against our will (illegally) by the historical "Urang Puteh". Needless to say, we have plenty of evidence to back up our facts that any lawyer would consider it as a sure win if we opt to go to International Court of Justice.
I really hope that the Brunei Government will fight till the end to win back this long lost territory of Brunei. May God bless us and let us successfully claim back Limbang. Johnny Bravo 25.05.2003*

To Singer in Weekend BB: Has anyone realized one thing when you read this Saturday Borneo Bulletin under the Letter to Editors Column? Well… I was shocked when I realized that the article I sent to HYS on "The most beautiful National Anthem I ever heard" was simply, copied and pasted onto Borneo Bulletin's Letter to Editor Column!!!!!!
To "Singer" in Borneo Bulletin… Does the word "Plagiarism" mean anything to you???? Shame on you copycat.... At least please insert an acknowledgement about the fact that you were copying people's stuff. Ahh. The Australian airlines are called Qantas Airways. Johnny Bravo 25.05.2003*

VISIT JOKES TO PENANG: During the tour visit in Penang, the Brunei entourage was brought to see the latest 2-seater helicopter, which is user friendly. Any Tom Dick or Harry can fly them after receiving 10 min flight training. So every VIPs wants to try. The first to fly was MIPR. Less than an hour he came back and landed safely at Bayan Lepas, next was PUSB, he landed back in half an hour, so there were 8 VIP's doing the test flight. After more than 30 the last VIP's did not come back. So the entourage got panicked, the Search And Rescue team scrambled out to locate the missing chopper. Finally they found the chopper crashed at the end of the runway. Luckily he survived and send to hospital for shock treatment. At the hospital the Malaysian Press interviewed him. "Dato how come you crash the chopper, the chopper is supposed to be a safe chopper." Dato’s reply; after flying for 25 min in the air on my return to Bayan Lepas I feel very, very cool, so I switch off the big fan on top (Rotor blade), hahahaha funny jokes isn’t it. Joker 25.05.2003*

FASTEST GROWING RELIGION: No doubt Islam is the fastest growing religion in some parts of the world.
There are many factors- conversions, immigration, high birth rate!
In USA and other countries like Britain, the two most important factors are the high birth rate and immigration, which contribute to the 'increase'. Observer 25.05.2003*

The bloomin' roundabout: IT IRRITATES ME THAT NOT EVERYONE USES THE ROUNDABOUT IN KIARONG/KIULAP POPERLY! THERE HAS BEEN LOTS OF COMPLAINTS ALREADY BUT NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE! PLEASE DO SOMETHING SOON, IT'S REALLY AGGRAVATING THAT NOT EVERYBODY FOLLOWS THE RULES. DO SOMETHING NOW, PRONTO!!!!!!!!!! Observer 25.05.2003*

Hello: Any one like to chat can add my address ali 25.05.2003*

I'm so sorry to hear that: Hello there! I’m from Indonesia, and I got no relationship with SSEAYP. I just followed the test for SSEAYP in 2001, at that time, I must say, I was absolutely inexperienced. I made it in the local test, but I failed on the national test. Guess the content of my paper was not that good. In 2002, I planned to join the test again, but the committee in my province said that there's no test for 2002 because of 'that tragedy', and what I hate most was that...they didn't tell anything about it. Until I searched in the Internet, and I read bout that tragedy.
I do also feel sorry for esp. Bang Kamal's family; I just hope that for the years to come, this thing won't happen again.
I don't know him, but I know how it feels to be left by our beloved one.
Let's hope for the best for SSEAYP and the world.
I promise to myself, I will join the SSEAYP test, no matter how many times I should try for it till I pass. I do really want to meet my friends from all over Asia, share stories/experiences with them, and introduce our country and cultures.
Next year.... I’m ready to give it a try again. Ganbatte ne !!!! AllahuAkbar!!! Liberti 25.05.2003*

Bruneian: You might be a Bruneian if:
1. Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day.
2. You believe any Lee Kum Kee sauce can turn bad cooking to gourmet food.
3. You think our country is a democracy.
4. You talk at the movie.
5. You use a water hose instead of toilet paper in the bathroom.
6. You eat fried rice/noodles in the morning.
7. You prefer Versace or DKNY jeans to Gap or Levi's.
8. You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
9. You think Si Kudil is funny.
10. You think RTB (Radio Television Brunei) singers are kampungan/style

lama(outdated).
11. You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to wherever you travel.
12. Driving a car cheaper than $20,000 embarrasses you.*
13. You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyway, because everyone else does.*
14. You are willing to travel 36 miles to watch Liga Perdana.*
15. You think other Asian countries are poorer than yours.
16. You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards.*
17. Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.
18. You think Maggi mee is a staple food.
19. You've tried passing Malaysian coins in a vending machine or pay phones.
20. Your average height is between 4'5" to 5'5".*
21. You average weight is between 60kg to 200+++kg.*
22. You've smuggled electronics, CDs and porn into Brunei.**
23. You do your shopping in Singapore/UK/Miri.
24. Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.
25. You've legally bought pirated software.**
26. You've been forced to memorize the National Anthem.*
27. You think Kuala Belait is a foreign country.
28. You know exactly how many districts Brunei has.
29. You've eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
30. You realized that money is everything before you were six.
31. The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Brunei" is "rich".
32. Someone you know has never ridden on a bus/taxi/public transportation in Brunei.**
33. Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to get rich quickly, i.e.4D.
34. You don't mind people being late. You almost always are.
35. You think standing in line is a waste of time.*
36. You've tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid Assembly day.
37. You've used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.
38. You use the terms "kan mati", "-lah" and "pikuma" on a daily basis.*
39. You know what MIB is, what it means and know it by heart.*??**
40. You complain that movies don't have sub-titles.
41. Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials.**
42. You've consulted a dukun or urang pandai.
43. Your whole class cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.*
44. You've spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions.*
45. You like the smell of minyak attar.
46. You think the Liga Perdana is equal to the Super Bowl.
47. You talk loud thinking everybody is deaf but actually YOU are.
48. You've a 16' satellite dish in your front yard.
49. You've never ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.
50. You miss your maid during laundry day. Other days you hate her guts.**
51. Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50 feet away.
52. You attend weddings only a few minutes before eating.
53. You've attended weddings with every piece of gold jewelry you own.
54. You go to "kadai kaling" to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and

napkins.
55. You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie"
56. You've a can of Shelltox on your kitchen table.
57. You make major decisions based on who's doing what.
58. You don't take advantage of SALES cos' you know it's not.*
59. Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide souvenirs extracted

from the palace.*
60. You've paid more then $100 to get your own private number license plate.
61. When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same

thing.**
62. You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.*
63. You call every Chinese girl "Moi".** Anonymous 25.05.2003

You might be a Bruneian if (Part 2): 1. You think an old modified car with low suspension and large tyres are cool.
2. Sago (ambuyat) is your staple food and it is a necessity to have loads of it even when staying overseas.
3. You think dangdut is not stupid and converting them to chacha or raggae is cool to dance with.
4. You can't dance or talk properly while on TV.
5. You act like a rich tycoon in Miri even if your average income is below $1000.**
6. Wear as much makeup as possible. rosy red cheeks are in, natural looks are pale.
7. You will want to work in an air conditioned environment with ties hanging from your (pathetic) neck even if your academic qualifications are SHIT. i.e. you want to be but not the Indians.
8. You furnish your home luxuriously even if it means eating rice and kicap for the last 2 1/2 weeks before the end of the month. *
9. You love rosewood furniture.*
10. You have TV sets with separate decoders and VCR's in every room in your house.
11. You've never heard of toilet hygiene.
12. Favorite cars - Mercedes and BMW, below that is cheap stuff.
13. You own more than 1 hand phone.*
14. Your favourite slippers - Jaguar.
15. You love to sing to the Karaoke even if you are out of tune regardless >of what people think of you.*
16. You are always right.**
17. As per no. 6 - wear as much gold as possible.
18. Your idea of a balance diet includes, daily, curry chicken, beef rendang, udang masak asam pedas, sayur masak lemak and sambal belacan. Calories are your best friend.
19. Any one who is not obese is not beautiful.
20. You interfere when someone is talking.
21. As per no. 20 - you talk too fast.
22. 'Hutang' (Owing) is your best friend.
23. You hate it very very, very (x 100) much if a lady driver overtakes you (even in a powerful car) and you must, in turn overtake her no matter what the risks are. **
24. If you are a lady driver, you will overtake without looking into your rear view mirror first and you will ignore the sound of screeching tyres behind you.
25. For e.g., if a star from Malaysia performs in Brunei, the next day you and every body around you will be playing his/her songs on the car radio full blast.
26. You make sure that everything you consume is halal but eat everything else when you are overseas.*
27. You leave Brunei International airport in baju kurung and wearing tudung (MIB concept) but come out of your hotel room in Singapore wearing sleeveless T and tight jeans. (never forget your heavy makeup). *
28. You tie your infant up afraid that when he/she grows up his/her legs will bend.
29. You believe very much in pukau.
30. You must exaggerate if an incident occurs.
31. You dress up when going to Jerudong Park. It's the place to be seen.
32. Every child you have owns a fairly expensive car. If he/she is the only one you buy him/her a very expensive car.
33. You are always right.
(* : I have this on good authority that it's true :)
(** : I REALLY REALLY am sure that it's REALLY true :) Anonymous 25.05.2003*

f1 circuit: I totally agree that a f1 circuit should be built in Brunei… Think of the spectators…a f1 circuit can hold up to 200000 spectators....if half of it were tourist, just think how much foreign money Brunei can earn in one season...if the tickets were priced at $100 each..Brunei can earn $10 million from tourists in one season...on top of that tourists need accommodation, transport, and other utilities...so Brunei can earn more or less $20 million for that few days event...If the track cost $200 million, Brunei can easily earn it back it 10 years or even less...at the same time, the local contractors will benefit as well. So I think the government should really consider this. F1 fan 25.05.2003*

Absolute monarchy: I have read many articles on democracy. I am not a supporter of Legco or democracy. If comparing democracy and absolute monarchy I prefer absolute monarchy. I feel with democracy and Legco the two people angling to be Prime Ministers are Pehin Isa and Pehin Aziz. What makes you think those two will be better than His Majesty? I doubt they will be. When they get into power they will show their true colours..... and maximise all benefits for their relatives and cronies. So it will still be cronyism and nepotism. I prefer His Majesty. I love His Majesty to be our ruler and Prime Minister. Daulat Tuanku. observer 25.05.2003*

Other website: The inquisitive Mr. Stephens wrote some weeks ago that the website is run out of Hong Kong and registered by Stephen Chan. Bollocks. Sometimes when you log on there is a time that is seven hours behind in GMT terms. That places the site in Europe. Maybe UK maybe France. Could the site be registered by Danny Wong alias Stephen Chan and run on behalf of Prince Jefri. The website is very well informed. People are posting very confidential info on the site. Who are these people? Where do they get such information from? For example there are stories to discredit two Ministers. Why? Is there a hidden agenda? Is this site a trap to get Bruneians to comment on sensitive matters. sherlock holmes 25.05.2003*

RBA: Emirates was announced as best cargo carrier of the year; MAS is making profits again; British Airways even is in the black. Cathay Pacific has seen the worst. It is about to increase frequencies to ten destinations. What about our beleaguered RBA? When will it see profits? If we cannot get accurate profit figures within a year then we should have a new Chairman, try a royal like Prince Mohamed, Prince Billah or Prince Jefri. Do we need to wait till 2008, another five years to see results? Why wait another five year for the current BOD to screw the airline really into the ground. All the board members are bureaucrats. They have never run a commercial enterprise in their lives. They have never made a profit on anything...... Can we try a more commercially focused team? traveller 25.05.2003*

Is it believable?: The RBA Chairman saw that RBA revenue has grown rapidly within the last six months. Are the figures believable? I don't think so. All other airlines are bleeding even SIA and our revenue is growing. What if the accountants have inflated the figures? How does Dato hazair know if the figures are correct? He is not an accountant. How can he check? He has to accept what he is given. As he is not an accountant he can be easily cheated. These are just "pencuci mata" comments to show His Majesty that the new board is making some progress. Come on can we never hear the truth about the national carrier. Bring back Dato Alimin I tell you. Only he fairly and squarely faced up to the situation. analyst 25.05.2003*

Death by Goal Post: to whom ever it may concern,
I’ve just read the tragic story about a young girl who got hit on the head by a falling goal post and I feel deeply sorry about it!..
So I just want to comment on about it. I’m not here to blame anyone, but I’m just trying to point out something. It is the duty of all principals/welfare teachers etc, in every school to ensure the health and safety of all its students and staff members. Even the smallest of all things could cause serious damage and could lead to death and we are not aware and not couscous about it. If used not properly even a small piece of pencil could kill!. I’m sure the incident that had happened is not what we all had expected and it is not easy on both sides, especially on the members of the family. But we still need to move on....
as for the school, this matter should be taken seriously. For you cannot afford to let this kind of accident to happen again in the future! It’s not a just a matter or reputation of the school but also the fate of your job and most of all a young precious life is lost! I will not tell the principal what to do in the future. That is up to him to decide what precautions and steps he/she should take and make sure this like this are safe and practicable and all understands that. As for the family, I deeply sympathize about the loss, and I know it’s not easy for the members of the family to have to face this tragedy, but let’s just pray that your daughter will be within the blessing of Allah S.A.W. Amin. I’m just a regular teenager and its not really appropriate for me to tell you what to do as well, but from now on, you should make sure your children are safe from any danger, and I know it’s not easy when you are not with them. Therefore you need to tell them what to do and what not to do. That is the best way to do it.
Lets just hope this incident will not happen again, but we still can’t stop death for it is in God's hands. .xxxx sean ali 25.05.2003*

Anti Tongue Twister: What’s the matter with this advocate company in Brunei? If they knew the family whose car is repossessed it shows that they are already poor and unable to pay the overdue. But why claim more than the overdue money? Isn't the overdue amount is include in the interest already? But why such excesses amount asked? Where to get such amount in nine days? Such heartless lawyers!!!!! For all these trouble you (lawyers) caused, may you all rot in hell! You will never live happily all your life! You think with all the money you harass from poor people make you live well, NOT! Think if you are in their situation! With the money you get from poor people, you'll live unhappily in the end. Lawyers a.k.a Tongue twister 25.05.2003

BruPet: Hello fella Bruneians, I'm happily to say that the Brunei Shell Petroleum will change to locally Brunei Petroleum in about few yrs, so it'll be BruPet...thanks to Bruneianisation!!! Shelled_Out 25.05.2003*

Wrong regional jets: Ordering the Airbus A319 is just plain wrong.... They should think of commonality with the fleet they currently operate..... If they operate B767 and B757 then they should think of the small range of Boeing jets like the B737-600s/700s/or800 models. They should also evaluate the Boeing 717, formally a DC9 aircraft. Ordering Airbus would need a new set of spares, engines, pilots and engineer training. Or is it that some of the foreign pilots and engineers want to train at RBA's expense and then go to other airlines that operate Airbus aircraft like Silk Air or Dragonair? When the CEO was asked why RBA ordered Airbus he said, "because they can carry cargo" That was a very simplistic answer. All aircraft can carry cargo..... The existing aircraft are not carrying enough cargo. Cargo yields are so low. So why order new jets and give the justification that it can carry cargo when the existing aircraft's cargo space is under utilized? frequent flyer 25.05.2003

Not wrong: Coffee breaks are not wrong. Every civil servant in every country has them. It is an opportunity to network, discuss ideas, brainstorm and strategize. Sometimes our bosses - Ministers, Deputy Ministers and Permanent Secretaries try to manipulate us. So during the breaks we have to discuss with our colleagues how to avoid this and not get trapped by these Super Super Scale VIPs. If coffee breaks are so wrong why does each Ministry have its own canteen? If Dato Hazair wants staff not to share info and discuss and to save time from coffee breaks why doesn't he just close down the canteens in each Ministry? Coffee breaks are also useful in finding out what is going on in other Ministries. By doing so, socializing with other Ministry officials it makes InterMinistry cooperation smoother. Hasn't Dato stopped to think that there may be positive sides to the coffee breaks? Dato try to think wider. Ada baik nya dan ada buroknya. I am now beginning to doubt your neutrality on issues, fairness and credibility. Are you that intelligent? Think before speaking. Otherwise you look and sound otherwise. observer 25.05.2003*

RBA's strategic plan: I have read about RBA's strategic plan and I must say I am not impressed.... There is a macro plan but more details are necessary. The Borneo Bulletin article reveals that passenger and cargo yield s are falling. Does RBA have a plan to improve this? All the plans brings RBA's product up to the level of some other airlines. Even with these product improvements the product will still be below the offerings of SIA, Emirates, Cathay Pacific etc. I am not optimistic. If RBA cannot return to profitability within two years think we need to have a new Chairman.... A royal one. Either Prince Mohamed, Prince Billah or even Prince Jefri. reader 25.05.2003*

Funny: Dato Hazair must have a very poor memory. It was the Prime Minister's Department that may have caused the problem. Some years ago that department issued a memo or circular that it was OK for public officers to own and run businesses during office hours. Of course that circular will contribute to them neglecting their jobs in the first place. Coffee shop visits are mandatory to do business and to network. Don't tell me when Dato was a junior officer many, many years ago his many friends didn't belanja him during office hours? Why does he always make hard-hitting speeches when His Majesty is abroad? I question the timing as well. Is he echoing His Majesty(hardly) as HM can speak for himself. So he must be echoing his boss the Honourable Special Minister.....Come now Dato if the Honourable Special Minister wants to make a speech. Let him do so. Why do you have to echo him? Why does he remain in the shadows and you speak on his behalf. Come lah Dato...! Reader 25.05.2003

Container terminal privatization wrong: The decision to privatize the container terminal is the wrong move. Why did we give it to a Singaporean company? Why didn't we give it to Hutchinson, which manages the Hong Kong ports. Some of the port workers even say instead of privatizing the container terminal the government should have bought the container tracking system only for a couple of million and run the port themselves. Now we have lost sovereignty of our strategic industry for 25 years. Whoever consented to the privatization of the ports in the Ministry of Communications and Prime Minister's Departments are not far thinking enough who cannot have in mind the national interest. His Majesty, better get them to resign and reverse the decision. Why can't Brunei people be more patriotic? customer 25.05.2003*

Be careful of Mrs.xxx of PDS School: We. The local Bruneian teachers of PDS School do not like it when you break all the labour laws of Brunei. Not only do you break the law concerning our TAP, which you are obligated to pay us from the day we are employed by you, but also you like to defame teachers that have left working here. You will not get away with it anymore. We are very happy you are upset over BruDirect complaining about you. There will be much more. This is only the beginning. The Bruneian Teachers of PDS School unsatisfied 24.05.2003

RAPPER RAPPER BRUNEI: HI GUY.... DO YOU KNOW THAT MOST OF THIS LOCAL RAPPER LOOK FUNNY.THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME, JUST LIKE BINJAI GABUT...? MEMGAMAH SAJA JALAN JALAN DI KEDAI PERASAN DIRI UDAH GLAMER, SEMBAHYANG PUN NDA BELURUS, TAUBAT SAJA TAH.... ANI BUDAYA ORANG PUTIH ATU JUA DI IKUTNYA KAH...THESE IT FUNNY SCAR TAUGHT OF Mr^MaMbO 24.05.2003

Pissed off: enuff is enough; this is Brunei where all religions live together in harmony promoted by out loving people and the majority Muslims who are peace-loving people. Dun be consumed into other people culture like Filipinos who came and disrupt things. Look at their country, what a mess. Only when this people come into the country things like hatred towards other religions are propagated, this is their work if the foreign people who bring in their wild culture into the sultanate. Dun listen to this people, because they only want one thing, to bring Brunei into chaos just like their country.]
Why Muslims want a separate country? There must a powerful reason that bring to them into a rebel group, c'mon this is Filipinos people they like killing. They are extremist who want to kill Muslim because it says it in their bible, without war with Muslim they life is without salvation. Reader 24.05.2003

Ignatius o Ignatius: yeah, Ignatius Stephen rocks. He is the great one. Without him the media will be so damn dull. He is the man!!! fishlips 24.05.2003

4x4 absorbers: Can any HYS readers who verse in 4x4, can guide me to a good shop selling 4x4 absorbers and accessories. Members.com 24.05.2003

Man united facts: According to the manutd.com, Manchester united had been champions 14 times. It is four short compared to 18 times earned by Liverpool. That is a fact. Not an opinion, stated by both official manutd.com and Liverpool website www.liverpoofc.tv. Manchester United still had a lot to catch up. For this year, well I, a Liverpool fan, congratulate Manchester united for being the champion. One thing that Liverpool record cannot be broken is that, in the last century, Liverpool was the greatest club. In terms of European trophies, man united is still far behind. I can still remember a Manchester united fan that had written in HYS stating that Liverfool (as they always like to type) saying that Liverpool was not on par with real Madrid. Well go to the websites again. Manutd was not even on par with the Ajax, (Holland club). Ajax had been crowned champions league champions four times. Liverpool did.
To Manchester united fans, please, good luck in this century. By the time u and I are dead, I think manutd could catch up with the mighty Liverpool feats. Awang mutalib dalglish houllier 24.05.2003

BRUNEI SHOULD HAVE NATIONAL SERVICE! I see 'Ghurkhas' has been a hot topic these few days : )
My opinion is: We should rely on ourselves rather than on others.
I think Brunei should have compulsory national service like Singapore and Malaysia. All male citizens upon reaching 18 years of age should do the national service for one year.
This could boost Brunei's military power and provide the Bruneians basic trainings to face any emergency! What do you think? Brunei Patriot 24.05.2003

YC Lee's mistake: I am no lawyer or friend of JL (whoever he is) but my first impression of the comments is simply this... the debtor is "poor" and the creditor is "rich". Who pays for the lawyer??? The rich...but I think it is wrong to say that he is bad for bullying the poor because that is what he has been paid for by the rich (and you ask any other lawyer, they will do the same!!)...And no he doesn't suck up the rich for their money because its the rich people who want their money back from the poor and they are willing to pay the lawyer for doing that (and you ask any other lawyer and they will do the same!!!).... So may be I am naive to say that YC did not make a mistake because all the lawyers, whichever firm they work with, will do the same.... naive observer 24.05.2003

INFO: X-Games coming to Brunei in June...!!! OBSERVER 24.05.2003

Making Sense: So in the end....things are back to what they should have been! But I'll have to wait until the "incubation" period is completed! Having said that, I couldn't wait for next season! Keano 24.05.2003

fishlips - NOT FROM Ignatius Stephen: fishlips 23.05.2003: Don't ask "ignatius stephen what this do to build up the society???" ASK YOURSELF what have you done to the society???..... Ask yourself and HYS what they were pondering about all this time??? This "have your section"as you call it, or may be you mean "Have you say" "entertaining readers"???... what do you mean? "become a comedy, a humour section number one" again, what do you mean?? "the witty, drolley, jestingly badinage of jokes of repartee facetiousness amuse us all"???....again & again, what do you mean???. Why you hate ignatius stephen? why you want to insult him?? All the story here at HYS is NOT FROM Ignatius Stephen.... Are you jealous of him or what?.............. Out u fishlips 24.05.2003

The real story about Sufri: I refer to the various scandalous remarks posted by Spies R Us and others. All those stories are not true. I knew Sufri for many years. The real events happened a few years ago. Sufri being a friendly and helpful man was asked by his friend in Seria to book a room at the Asma Hotel on weekends so that the friend could meet his local woman friend in Bandar. Sufri would normally turn up at the reception to check in and again on Sunday evening to settle the bill. These arrangements with the friend stopped when the friend was transferred back to UK.So please stop posting any additional scandalous remarks about Sufri. James Lum 24.05.2003

What is the price of our independent?: BRITISH army,BRITISH Legal system,BRITISH EDUCATION.................BRITISH investment.........What have we paid for our independent?Is it really free of charge?BRITISH RULED THE WORLD+AMERICA ONCE.They only know one word in administration "COLONIALISM".So did they really give it to us for free????? WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY FELLOW PEOPLE THINK??????CONSPIRACY?FOOL?........
Denzelte 24.05.2003

IT’S TIME TO BUILT F1 CIRCUIT... y our country always life behind and too slow in develop something which is good for our country. Look at our neighbourhood country Malaysia there fast forward. If there can make the F1 circuit .Why cant we Brunei the richest country, it is good n worth it to have the circuit, first it bring more tourist to our country, 2nd we gain something like money at least hotel is occupied, why we waist our time and money to bring so call expensive artist like Michael Jackson and others, which we can see only 4 awhile but if we have this circuit it will last long and we can use it 4 many other thing just like Malaysia. And also we can let the youngster in Brunei to use the track. For sprint so their problem will b solve, no more illegal race provided there pay. It is not to late to have one. LONG LIVE BRUNEI!!!!!! 24.05.2003

A true story to share, part 1: Ever since I can remember, my family attended a conservative Christian church (Church of Christ). I grew up in the church, taught bible school and sang in the choir. I learn my piano in church. As a young teenager I began asking questions (as I think everyone does at one point in their lives): Why was I a member of the Church of Christ and not say Lutheran, Catholic or Methodist? If various churches are teaching conflicting doctrine, how do we know which one is right? Are they all right? Do `all paths lead to God' as I had heard some say? Others say that as long as you are a good person it doesn't matter what you believe - is that true?
After some soul searching I decided that I did believe that there was an ultimate truth and in an attempt to find that truth I began a comparison study of various churches. I decided that I believed in the Bible and would join the church that best followed the Bible. After a lengthy study, I decided to stay with the Church of Christ, satisfied that its doctrines were biblically sound (unaware at this stage that there could be various interpretations of the Bible).
I spent a year at UBD, but later transferred overseas. In UBD having no transport somehow with luck though I live in Bandar I was let to stay in hostel. It was in fact my first real experience with cultural diversity and it scared me (having been raised in a middle class Chinese Christian community).
My hostel mates became very involved in the dorm activities and got to know most everyone in the block. I enrol myself in some of the activities with them. It turned out to be a wonderful, fascinating experience! As contrary to what I was told at home about the Muslims, They were charming, smart, and a lot of fun to be around. I started to become really click with one of the Muslim girl. We talk a lot of things but we never really discussed religion, we were just having fun. Claried 24.05.2003

My story to share, part 2: The year passed and we were just enjoying each other's company and never discussed our religious differences. Neither of us was practicing at this time so it never really became an issue for us. I did, deep down, feel guilty for not attending church, but I pushed it in the back of my mind. I was having too much fun.
Another year passed and I was home for summer vacation when one of childhood friend called me with some very distressing news: she'd become a Muslim!! I was horrified. She didn't tell me why she converted, just that she had spent a lot of time talking with her boyfriend's brother and it all made sense to her. After we hung up, I immediately wrote her a long letter explaining that she was ruining her life and to just give Christianity one more chance. That same summer my Muslim friend transferred to UK. But I am still in UBD, misses her being around and started exchanging emails, things got real close from then.
Secretly I started reading books on Islam. However I read books that were written by non-Muslims. One of the books I read was Islam Revealed by Anis Sorosh. I felt guilty about my friend's conversion. I felt that if I had been a better Christian, she would have turned to the church rather than Islam. Islam was a man-made religion, I believed, and filled with contradictions. After reading Sorosh's book, I thought I could convert my friend and even my Muslim gf to Christianity.
One day during her holiday she said: "The more I learn about Christianity, the stronger my belief in Islam becomes." At about this same time he started showing signs of wanting to practice his religion again. Our problems began. We started talking about religion and arguing about our different beliefs. She told me I should learn about Islam and I told her I already knew everything I needed to know. I got out Sorosh's book and told him I could never believe in Islam. She is not a scholar by any stretch of the imagination, yet he had an answer for everything I showed her in Sorosh's book. I was impressed by his knowledge. She told me that if I really wanted to learn about Islam it must be through Islamic sources. Right after tennis she bought a few books for me from an Islamic bookstore. What a difference the Islam I learned about from Muslim sources from the Islam I learned about from non-Muslims
it was so difficult though when I actually decided to convert. My pride stood in the way for a while. How could I admit to my husband and my friend that they were right all along? I felt humiliated, embarrassed. Soon though, I could deny the truth no longer, swallowed my pride, and alhamdulilah, I have embraced Islam - the best decision I ever made. Claried 24.05.2003

My story to share, part 3: A few things I want to say to the non-Muslim reader: When I originally began my search for the truth all those years ago, I made a few wrong assumptions. First, I assumed that the truth is with Christianity only. It never occurred to me at that time to look outside Christianity. Second, I assumed that the Bible was the true Word of God. These were bad assumptions because they prohibited me from looking at things objectively. When I began my earnest study of Islam, I had to start at the very beginning, with no preconceived ideas. I was not a Christian looking at Islam; I looked at both Islam and Christianity (and many other religions) from the point of view of an outsider. My advice to you is to be a critical thinker and a critical reader. Another mistake that many people make when talking about Islam is that they pick out a certain teaching and judge the whole of Islam on that one point. For example, many people say that Islam is prejudiced towards women because Islamic laws of inheritance award the male twice as much as the female. What they fail to learn, however, is that males have financial responsibilities in Islam that females do not have. It is like putting a puzzle together: until you have all the pieces in the right places, you cannot make a statement about the picture, you cannot look at one little piece of the puzzle and judge the whole picture. Many people said that the only reason I converted was because of my husband. It is true that I studied Islam because he asked me to - but I accepted Islam because it is the truth. My husband and I are currently separated and plan to divorce in June, insha' Allah. My faith in Islam has never been stronger than it is now. I look forward to finding a practicing Muslim husband, insha' Allah, and growing in my faith and practice. Being a good Muslim is my number one priority.
May Allah lead all of us closer to the truth? claried 24.05.2003

What others said about Islam: This is no less than a reminder to (all) the worlds. And you shall certainly know the truth of it (all) after a while. (38:87-88)
"Islam is the fastest-growing religion in America, a guide and pillar of stability for many of our people..." HILLARY RODMAN CLINTON, Los Angeles Times, May 31, 1996, p.3
Already more than a billion-people strong, Islam is the world’s fastest-growing religion. ABCNEWS, Abcnews.com
"Islam continues to grow in America, and no one can doubt that!" CNN, December 15, 1995
"The religion of Islam is growing faster than any other religion in the world." MIKE WALLACE, 60 MINUTES
Professor Keith Moore, one of the world's prominent scientists of anatomy and embryology. University of Toronto, Canada It has been a great pleasure for me to help clarify statements in the Qur’an about human development. It is clear to me that these statements must have come to Muhammad from Allah, or Allah, because almost all of this knowledge was not discovered
until many centuries later. This proves to me that Muhammad must have been a messenger of Allah.
"But Islam has a still further service to render to the cause of humanity. It stands after all nearer to the real East than Europe does, and it possesses a magnificent tradition of inter-racial understanding and cooperation. No other society has such a record of success uniting in an equality of status, of opportunity, and of endeavours so many and so various races of mankind . . . Islam has still the power to reconcile apparently irreconcilable elements of race and tradition. If ever the opposition of the great societies of East and West is to be replaced by cooperation, the mediation of Islam is an indispensable condition. In its hands lies very largely the solution of the problem with which Europe is faced in its relation with East. If they unite, the hope of a peaceful issue is immeasurably enhanced. But if Europe, by rejecting the cooperation of Islam, throws it into the arms of its rivals, the issue can only be disastrous for both." --H.A.R. Gibb, WHITHER ISLAM, London, 1932, p. 379.
"If a man like Muhamed were to assume the dictatorship of the modern world, he would succeed in solving its problems that
would bring it the much needed peace and happiness." George Bernard Shaw
"How, for instance, can any other appeal stand against that of the Moslem who, in approaching the pagan, says to him, however obscure or degraded he may be 'Embrace the faith, and you are at once equal and a brother.' Islam knows no colour line." (S. S. Leeder, VEILED MYSTERIES OF EGYPT)
Professor Siaveda, He is also one of the most famous scientists in the world.
I think it seems to me very, very mysterious, almost unbelievable. I really think if what you have said is true,
Professor William W. Hay is one of the best-known marine scientists in the United States. Satellite photography and remote-sensing techniques. Professor Hay replied: I find it very interesting that this sort of information is in the ancient scripture of the Holy Qur’an, and I have no way of knowing where they would come from, but I think it is extremely interesting that they are there and that this work is going on to discover it, the meaning of some of the passages. Professor Hay: Well, I would think it must be the divine being! Fast track 24.05.2003

Catholic vs. Muslim: to the Christian, God is three gods merged into one God. This one God is called a Trinity. However, to say that God is three is a blasphemy of the highest order. All three parts of the Trinity are "coequal" "co-eternal" and "the same substance." For this reason, this doctrine is described as "a mystery."
To Muslim, God is one God in the most basic, simple, and elementary meaning of the word. He has no children, no parents nor any equal. In Islam God is known by the name "Allah" and more than 99 other venerated names, such as "the Merciful," "the Gracious," "the All-Powerful," etc.
to catholic, Jesus is the second member of the Triune God, the Son of the first part of the Triune God, and at the same time "fully" God in every respect.
The truth is he is just a very elect and highly esteemed messenger of God. No Muslim is a Muslim if he does not believe this.
The Christian accepted the bible 100% the faultless word of God.
In Islam, Muslims believe in the books of the previous prophets including the "Torah" which was sent to Moses, the "Zaboor" (Psalms) which were given to David, the "Injeel" (Gospel) which was given to Jesus, and the Qur'an which was given to Muhammad However, Muslims are told that the previous scriptures were tampered with by mankind and the Bible should only be accepted in as far as it is confirmed by the Qur'an. It is to be treated with respect, however any statements, which clearly oppose those of the Qur’an, are to be rejected as the work of mankind.
In the church, Christian called nabi Muhammad in varying beliefs. Some believe that he was a liar, some believe he was a lunatic, some believe he was the False Messiah, and yet others claim he was deceived by the Devil.
The truth is the last messenger of God to all of humanity. He was known as "The Truthful, the Trustworthy" before he received his first revelation. He was sent by God as a mercy to all creation. He was a human being but performed a number of miracles during his lifetime by the will of God.
The quran, the catholic believe it being a copy of the Bible to it being the work of Muhammad (pbuh), to its being the work of Christians and Jews who were conspiring with Muhammad.
In reality it is the last book of God sent to mankind. It was given the distinction of being personally guarded by God from human tampering. It is on a literary level never before seen by mankind. No human to this day has ever been able to meet its challenge to "write a work similar to it." It shall remain safe from the tampering of mankind till the Day of Judgment as guidance for all Humanity.
They are many other superiority of Islam in that it makes more senses than Christianity. fishlip 24.05.2003

Islam is great: why is the catholic Christian here, I reckon they are Filipinos calling our Muslim brothers and sisters "monkey just come out from the jungle" and what make they think that "If the Christians are as bad as it says, not one Muslim will be alive today".
Are they so superior??? And furthermore I did not recall the ex catholic who had seen god's way and embraced Islam calling other non Muslims any name like monkey and I dun recall he ask Muslims to hate non Muslims, in fact he or she was asking the Muslim too be careful not to be easily enticed by the Catholics. that’s all and he even call the non Muslim as "our fellow human" not "monkeys"????

I think, it is now reveal itself that this very weird catholic is only have one thing in mind, propagates hatred towards Islam, why> because he/she/they are jealous.
So it only concludes to that this catholic, I think he or she is Filipino, is the real monkey just comes out from Amazon jungle to beg for money in the greener and peaceful pasture in this beautiful country.
He dun even read and understands what the ex catholic is writing, and jumped into his monkey head and call people names. Can u guys imagine how our Muslims are living in Philippine? I think this people are terrorizing them. Xxx 24.05.2003

To Ratz and his/her friends: Well I just read your words about why they are here. Well to answer your simple question>> they are here because the Sultan of Brunei wants them to be here. Are they making any trouble here in Brunei??? I don't believe that they are making any trouble here. They are here because of another reason, they have contracts here. To say the least, they are much more qualified then the Bruneian soldiers. They have much more experience then our local so-called heroes. They have been in war before Brunei got their independence. This is the truth. What is Brunei was invaded by another country??? They would be the first on the field. And yes this is the truth... Believe me. If you have any problem, then I suggest you report it to the Ministry Of Defence. Go ahead.... maybe you'll be the hero this time. Hey maybe you're the Savour.... Whets the Problem??? 24.05.2003

GET LOST GURKHA...DONT B NERVOUS... TO NERVOUS...u r nuts n stupid. The Ghurkha are leaving coz of their contract has last and will b replace with the new battalion. It doesn’t mean their leave the country and our Brunei and local soldier cant protect the sultanate. Who r u a Bruneian or what’? Should u rely on the Ghurkha how many numbers of them base in our country and also the Singaporean soldier compare to our Brunei soldier.4 your info the Ghurkha are under the British soldier and we are under British protection b for and since our country has independence we r no longer under their roof. But we still need them. Why should u compare Malaysia? Even if we under attack by other country still the Ghurkha cant protect us with out the help from our local soldier n we cant do anything if we are attack from the neighbourhood country if there use their special weapon the jet fighter since Brunei don’t have one. Think about it don’t u feel very nervous but I do. To me what I understand the Ghurkha b 4 and after I prefer b 4.coz what we have now there are no discipline there get drunk and disturb the public its happen once I spot there disturb our Malay n young ladies and thinking they can buy them with money. To me imp nervous y the British and Singapore soldier in our country and what are their motive this two country are brother to the AMERICAN. Look what Singapore has done to our Muslim people out there. There always put the blame on the Muslim. So to u mr nervous don’t b nervous put your trust on our local Brunei soldier. Got it.... anak jati Brunei 24.05.2003

Xman gurkha: I didn’t really read your note that well...this is only my opinion...I must say that Britain was not that desperate to make Brunei its strategic location for whatever reason.... unlike in 1840s...her British forces in Singapore n Malaysia were pulled out in late 1970s if I am not mistaken.... they rather have their forces within the EU than in Southeast Asia because of the economic and political reasons.... --though at later stage in 1970 they admitted that to pull out from southeast Asia would create the power vacuum esp. to the communists.... I think the fact that Brunei would fully finance it made Britain had no problem to let the forces remained in Brunei...thus automatically protected their interests namely the SHELL co..... adios.... bye Honey 24.05.2003

Ratz—Gurkha: dear ratz.as for the gurkha.they were first flown here when the 1962 rebellion occurred; their stayed were prolonged when the 1963-1965 confrontation between iNDON and Malaysia occurred. In 1970 they were retained as a result of the British good will on Brunei but was fully financed by Brunei in order to defend Brunei and its resources I guessed.... honey 24.05.2003

SHOCKING TRUTH: I was watching BBC panorama last night---title---CHICKEN RUN---it was a programme where a team of BLOODY PROFESSIONAL BRITISH FOOD INTELLIGENCE --- investigated about processed chicken in the NETHERLANDS --- the shocking truth about this bloody programme is that the slaughtered HALAL chicken --- when it was processed into for example sausages, beef fat and pork fat were added to this processed chicken --- oh my goodness ---- it was unethical --- but they said it was not illegal --- so you guys out there be very careful with processed food from outside --- to HALAL BRUNEI'S TEAM --- watch out for this honey 24.05.2003

Stupid driver! to BS 101 Mercedes (green).. Watch where u going man!!! Don’t be selfish. D road is not yours... don’t overtake if it’s not safe... ... org gala gamy Kan m motong jalan urg, f nada keta nda jua. Ani ada... stupid tah namanya tu... munkan mati.. mati ko sendiri wang.. jgn bawa org lain... next time .. Watch where u going. Don’t be like arrogant, or kambang2an. kan mliatkan keta atu.. mcm diri saja kan tdpt.. Remember. Next time. mun mau mati.. langgar pokok d rumah mu saja ko..... furious driver 24.05.2003

JEWS R SCUM OF THE EARTH: Jews: The anti-Semitic venom injected into some of these conversations is a disgrace to all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........help, help rescue me from this worn out clichés old adage, Jews post World War II lies (we r not stupid just count U R blessing! it gets U Palestine no matter how ILLEGAL getting it was..........BASTARDS, TURDS, SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!). Help!!!!! Another smitten Jew. HEAY GEEEEEET IT JEWS ASS HOLES LIKE YOU WHO MURDER PEOPLE HAVE NO PLACE IN THIS EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its not anti-Semitic its about eliminating a race of people who r so egocentric that they think they r d chosen people who r gods children but actually acting above gods law! Believe me d Jews (ass holes, etui!!!!!) Themselves r infamous practise of anti -Semitism! They look down on all races except only Jews! Killing the blood of non-Jews is hall/ permissible for Jews. WHO EVER YOU R Jews BASTARDS, TURDS, SCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!! Your rhetoric WILL NEVER SCARES US!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!! Jews ASS HOLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SPIT ON YOUR FACE A THOUSAND TIMES TURDS!!!!!!!! Yawn 24.05.2003

To Phil Assalamualikum Phil, Can you please advice me where I can get more info about the Ghurkhas. I am particularly keen in obtaining a copy of the Brunei- British Agreement you mentioned. Please email me at ssha5259@mail.usyd.edu.au Thank you. Rydwan ssha5259@mail.usyd.edu.au 24.05.2003

Gurkhas: "Why are the Gurkhas here? What sort of army they’re from? I'm just curious to see soldiers, which are Brunei’s, stationed in our country. Can anyone shed any light on the matter". The Gurkhas are part of the British army, although they are all Nepalese. They are here because the Brunei Government pays the British Government to send them! There are 10-year agreements between the two governments and, the last was signed in January. The government does this because 1) Brunei is a small country and doesn't have enough population to allow it to have a large armed force of its own 2) Gurkhas are reckoned to be amongst the strongest fighting force in the world 3) Gurkhas are very cheap! It would cost 5-10 times as much to have a force of Bruneians. The Brunei-Britain agreement also gives the Sultan the right to ask Britain to send in extra British forces to defend Brunei if it is attacked by someone Phil, phil@hotmail.com 23.05.03

story of ali g: he always gets upset when he can’t go down on me. It’s ok sonny, grandpa is here now. ali and I live together in a trailer near the border. i just got him a job at the local walmart; he is doing good at it. he may be moved up to head bag boy if he works hard enough. i buy him beer, non-alcoholic beer that is and tell him it’s real beer. he goes around the neighbourhood yelling that he is drunk and everything. It’s so funny. he is so dumb but he does go down on me well. he just graduated 9th grade, only took him 4 times to do so. i am proud to say that he is now reading at a fourth grade level. it takes him 3 hours to write one message here, bless him. Well, i just wanted to clear up something for him, his grandpa, and he is doing better now. He’s going to play with grandpa now so goodnight ali , i'm amaze u can use decent words. your repetitive use of the same words in your previous postings tells me your level of intelligence. But, then i'm wrong know J.L from YC as well grandpa ali g 23.05.03.

Brunei & Invasion: Do not worry about Brunei being invaded. The British Army will protect the Brunei people as they have done in the past. See previous History at this site. http://www.qohldrs.co.uk/html/borneo.htm.
God bless the British Army for our freedom.... soldier 23.05.03

show them the light: Your comments against Catholics and Christians are all distorted.
If the Christians are as bad you say, not one Muslim will be alive today. Before you judge others, think carefully, as in every Religion there is good and bad. Broaden your knowledge on every aspect of other Religions and race before passing judgement. what you are doing is inciting hatred and doing exactly what you are blaming the Christians/Catholics for islam 23.05.03

YC Lee's Mistake: J L is a bad bad bad bad person who bullies poor people! he sucks up the rich one for $$$ 23.05.03.

To: The Insider and ex catholic: There are good Christians and Bad Christians just like there are Good Muslims and Bad Muslims. Similarly, there are Good People and Bad People. It is naive and dangerous to judge "them all" by the actions of "the few".
E.G if all Muslims were to be judged on the actions of those responsible for the events on 9/11, what would be the conclusion? Looking at the facts you would conclude that Muslims killed thousands of people.
Who were these people that died? Were they government? Some. Were they military? No. Were they civilians? Yes. Did the attackers discriminate between Muslims, Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, blacks, whites, red, yellow or any other race, religion or colour? No, they killed who ever was on the planes and whoever was in the buildings.
Should 'all' Muslims be judged as 'indiscriminate murderers' for the actions of these 'few'? No. Do all Muslims believe that they should be? No. If they were, wouldn't they then make enemies of anyone and everyone who wasn't Muslim? and not just Christians.
From Islam to Christianity, from Buddhism to Hinduism, they all teach us to be better individuals and to be better servants for our respective Gods and be more respectful towards our fellow man, or quiet simply, we will burn in hell (they all say that not me).
If you take the time to look into it you'll see that all religions say basically the same thing, with ''peace'' being the prevailing theme. So how is it that wars are waged in the name of religion?
The problem isn't the religion, the problem is the people.
If anyone attacks or wages war in the name of Religion, then they are evidently using religion for ulterior motives.
It is these motives we should better understand! As they will lead us to the truth, and that can only be good.
Religion is just a tool! Used and abused! It is used to lead a better life, to achieve understanding, to be at peace and to gain salvation. It is Abused to gain political power, to create inequality to persecute and to control.
If you can look at it like that, the world we live in and the violent history of "Man" will become clear. The Oracle the_oracle_bn@hotmail.com 23.05.03

to ex catholic 22.05.2003: I think you are a confused person. You said you were anti Islam and not anti Muslim. I would think that you are a monkey just emerged from the forest or just simply ignorant. The Muslims and the Jews spread religion the same manner - by way of the sword as history dictates them. They also share the same prophets! In my life as a Catholic in Brunei, there has never been a sermon or a preaching condemning the Muslims or Islam or even the Jews and others except for general terrorists may they be Muslims, Catholics, Hindus or others. You are just creating religious tensions among the harmonious people of this great nation. Frankly, you had better spend sometime browsing the internet for more information before putting your shit brain into negative output. Sad to say, you are not even once a Catholic by way of expression!!! If you can't see it that way, then don't worry. You just swallowed the Blue Pill. Reader 23.05.03

Awards: It's good to see such awards, being received by Dyg Hjh Masiah at the Mass gathering for Maulud Nabi organised by Woman Council. She deserved that award for being an 'ibu mithali'. I'm proud to hear that such citizen really pressed her children to be so religious and won such great awards from the al-quran competition. Congratulations!...and to Her Majesty, thanks for being prihatin.......Hidup Her Majesty!! Baby Bee LChainurve@hotmail.com 23.05.03

Feeling n sharing the Euphoria: There hasn't been anything very interesting to read on HYS lately.... I suppose everyone has run out of ideas? Perhaps? I haven't got much to say either apart from the fact that I'm going home soon!! In fact, very soon now.... I should be in Brunei by this coming Sunday even! I am so excited and feeling rather apprehensive at the same time that I decided to share this good news with you all.... Heh! :) *Can't contain the feelings* Well, I'm very much looking forward to paying a visit to Coffee Bean (for the ice-blended mocha and cheesecakes), Fratini's (seafood pizza), Coffee Zone (cold chocolate and fries), Arena (pool), Empire (movies and dinner), RBC (beef steak) etc....!! On top of all, this holiday of mine would be so very different from the previous many holidays that I've had! There'll be lots of new faces and people to see and meet! Goodness gracious! It's so exciting! Most importantly, the old junkie is gone for good now - at least outta 'moi's' life! If yo!
u happen to be reading this though, you need to take a long good look at yourself in the mirror and contemplate whether or not you're good enough for anyone. I'm very much elated and glad for making that very decision last time. It was a good-riddance definitely! Now, you won't be there to control my life anymore.... You should have always known where you stood next to me...., but you were pushing it a bit too far when you barely even had anything (maybe you did have the $$ but something which I ain't too particular about), and needless to say the "attitude"' to be with 'moi'. If each and every sentence that I have said means something to you, fear not, it must be you that I'm talking about and you'd know who I am. Anyhow, I'm coming home!! *Grin*23.05.03

Pimple&Pengrigitan: Hey.. pimple! apa abarnya? so apatah? have u choosen any product yet? btw i juz want ur email.. and to pengrigitan i want ur email jua.. hehe bukannya apa.. 2 pimple, bleh jua ku email u.. u kno.. kita bincang bincang ptg lah psl muka hehe.. tani ani sama spisis usulnya.. skin face problem.. 2 pengrigitan u sound very very expert n professional.. hope 2 get more tips from u.. bleh kan? jgn marah ah.. and yg penting yg "grigitan".. cukup tah nick kita atu saja yg "PENGRIGITAN".. k balas jgn tak balas.. OilyOily23.05.03

PATRIOTIC CHINESE IN ADOPTED COUNTRIES!: Chinese can be patriotic in their adopted countries. I will take a few countries in Southeast Asia for example:
PHILIPPINES
Filipino National Hero Jose Rizal was a Filipino of Chinese ancestry. His Chinese surname was 'KE' and his ancestors came from Quanzhou, Fujian, China!
Filipino President Corozon Aquino had a Chinese ancestry. She had been to Fujian, China to visit her ancestral tombs.
THAILAND
King Taksin who ruled Thailand from 1767-1782 was a Chinese. His father was a Chinese immigrant from Chaozhou, Guangdong, China and his mother was a Thai.
70% of the Thai parliament is made up of Chinese Thais.
The Present Thai Prime Minister Taksin Shinawatra is a Thai- Chinese.
INDONESIA
6 of the 9 famous Wali Songos were Chinese. The nine walis were Sufi teachers who spread Islam and did all variety of powerful and unusual acts across Java. Some became founders of kingdoms in Java.
Abdul Rahman Wahid was a descendant of one of the Chinese Muslim Walis.
VIETNAM
6th century Vietnamese Independence leader Ly Bi was a Chinese, whose family came from northern China during disorders in teh first century AD. .
The founder and the first king of the Ly dynasty (1009-1225), Ly Cong Uan was a Chinese.
Just to name a few :p CINA BRUNEI 23.05.03

Housing story: I was very interested in reading your story on the interest free and easy instalment payment plan for housing . I was interested in knowing what happens to those people who can't make the payments? Do they stay in their homes or do they have to leave? kevin pethers kevinpethers@optusnet.com.au 23.05.03

To Critic and Anti-Kina!: I have read several racist postings here and I should say I am very annoyed by them.
'Critic' have to understand the Malay position. Many Malays are suspicious of Chinese because many Chinese do not want to assimilate into the Bruneian society, many do not even bother to learn the Malay language and culture and are not patriotic to this country.
Many of us Chinese seem to forget where our feet stand. Unless we change our attitudes and assimilate into the Bruneian society, we cannot blame the Bruneians for treating us as 'aliens' and not treating us fair. If we were in their shoes we would do the samething! Everybody wants to protect their interests!
When our ancestors from China came to live in Brunei we have adopted this country. Therefore we should love this country as our own and respect the Brunei culture and customs and not take things for granted. Even if we are not yet citizens! W have to prove our sincerity and worthiness for Bruneian citizenship!
'Do not ask what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country'. US President John F. Kennedy
A Malay proverb goes 'Di mana Bumi di pijak di situ langit di junjung' and another goes like this 'Masuk kandang kambing megembek, masuk kandang harimau memgaum.' Or the English equivalent 'When in Rome, do as the Roman do'.
The 'Bruneianized' Chinese (Chinese who accustomed to Brunei's culture and customs) are living well with the majority Malays and I am one of them.
'Anti Kina' comments are very racist, I should say. Not all Chinese are like what you said. Many of us are Bruneians! And don't be ungrateful too! If you look around you, you can see how much we Chinese have contributed to the nation-building of Brunei Darussalam. How do you know you yourself is not a Chinese descendant? ketulahan karang! Do you have a genealogy to prove your pure Brunei-Malay lineage? If we read the history of Brunei, Brunei had been frequented by Arab, Indian and Chinese traders. Many of them are Muslims and they had intermarried with the Malays and had descendants in Brunei who had been assimilated into the Malay group! Even today, I have many Malay friends who are in fact Chinese descendants as they had either paternal Chinese grandfather or father. But in their ICs they are listed as Malay!
Before you ask the Chinese to leave, you should go for a DNA test first because you might be leaving with us! CINA BRUNEI 23.05.03

Please Remove Jxxx Lxx from your office~ YC, are you getting old or what! For letting such an old unprofessional man join you all. Dissappointed! Hey...Mr. Jxxx. Lxx, stop act like an idiot, you are just a Barbarian ran lost in jungle! you! Stop disturbing others wife! Anti John from YC Lee 23.05.2003

desperate and Itchy Janda 2 I wonder....why ain't she marrying the adopted brother since he is not married yet.Not to lose their wealth to someone else, that will be a great idea.......Don't you think??? kesian jua 23.05.2003

"have your humour": This "have your section" have improve alot in entertaining readers. It is now become a comedy, a humour section number one. keep it up ignatius stephen.
keep the witty, drolley, jestingly badinage of jokes of repartee facetiousness amuse us all, ignatius stephen asked wat this do to build up the society??? fishlips 23.05.2003

saja2: To my wife, really miss u, can't wait to see u again.mwahz MD MYLAN 23.05.2003

Reply to pasal gaji di EMPIRE: TQ to the person that brought up this matter untuk tatapan public. Just to inform u all, i am one of the staff there... and everything he/she said is true!!!! Reply to pasal gaji di EMPIRE 23.05.2003

to join: I want to become a muballigh Siddik 23.05.2003

HSBC staff : This refers to previous remarks made by the said above cant remember the date though. Just want to say....
'I AM APPALLED AT THEY WAY BANK STAFFS DO THEIR JOB.... YOU HAVE SIGNED AN AGREEMENT NOT TO DISCLOSURE INFORMATION ESPECIALLY OF YOUR CUSTOMERS. BUT YOU ALSO HAVE THE GALL TO LAUGH AT YOUR CUSTOMERS ACCOUNTS IF THERE ARE NO MONEY LEFT.... WHICH LEAVES ME TO THINK THAT THE BANK'S CUSTOMERS IS DECREASING THEREFORE HAVE A LOT OF TIME T0 CHECK ON OTHER PEOPLES ACCOUNT AS THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO.... THAT IS WHAT IS CALLED PECAH AMANAH... THANK GOODNESS I AM NOT YOUR CUSTOMER AND I HOPE THAT OTHER BANKS WILL NOT FOLLOW SUIT.
TO HSBC CEO'S, BOARD OF DIRECTORS (etc,etc)... I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE DONE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PROBLEM. SUDAH TAH VULNERABLE TO ROBBERS AND OTHER FORMS OF CRIMINAL ACTS TAPI ALSO TO IGNORANT STAFF TOO......SHEESH.... TO THINK BANKS ARE SAFE. DON'T THINK SO. anti pecah amanah 23.05.2003

Gurkha: Can anyone answer me a simple question? Why are the Gurkha here? What army are they from? I'm just curious to see soldier, which are Brunei, stationed in our country. Can anyone shed any light on the matter. Thanks in advance Ratz 23.05.2003

Thanks to Lady In charge Of Incom Tutong: Hai Lady ( Sorry Tak Tahu Nama U) Thanks a lot for your help and you make me able to slept well tonight. You manage bring back my "BLUE COLOR SONY ERIKSSON" AS IT IS MY BIRTH STONE COLOR. Without you help for sure it make me thinks of "BLUE".
Blue is my first choice but because yesterday is no other color, only orange and green that make me buy orange but when I have a window shopping in Gadong (same Branch) I have seen my "BLUE" sitting in the screen and I ask the helpful lady in the corner counter and she advised me to call to you in Tutong. After final arrangement you ask me to return back "ORANGE" to you and you will give back my "BLUE" as soon as dah ada sampai. May GOD bless you and the shop, atu tah cara melayan client yang paling di sukai. Kept up good work and concern to your clients. Once again "Jangan lupa call me, you know my number lah"
Satisfy pembeli @ Tutong 2003 Eriksson Lover 23.05.2003

Sk8 or racing club? Hello you people young n old, if I was a millionaire and had tons of money to spare, I would love to see some improvement in Brunei especially for the young energetic people (YEP) out there. With the booming of Internet and media, YEP tends to hang out in cyber café, chilling out n in coffee casa. Why can't d relevant authority do something? Not build something, instead of wasting the countries monies. OUR MONIES. Building monuments that will never be maintained, roads that only kills more lives w/o again proper maintenance...I have a few suggestion here. I’ll do this for free if I had the money...
Entertainment centers...in one roof...in each district. Complete with. Skating rink extreme sport enthusiasts, swimming pools, bowling center, tell me right now government or non-government sectors...not all our teenagers will grow up to be doctors, ministers and engineers...etc. Even now we have difficulties getting our UBD grads decent jobs. It hurts to see e.g. a make shift skating rink in KB just at the youth center...to accommodate this skaters. But I've seen them n there r good. I’m a mother. And I would hate to see my kids to be playing in such state...
YEP all of you...I need your vote for this...I had a great life during my teenagers years and I wish for all of you have one. Drug n alcohol free. Body piercing optional. Ouch...hip-hop rap. Allowed...but you give them this decent places to carry out their activities. We may have the world's extreme sport god or goddess in the making right here in Brunei...Not to mention we do have good bands too...Drivers...the FAST ones...I see a lot of them but the roads the govt r building. That’s the only racing track you can use. HMM...I put the racing track in my list things to do when I become a millionaire...Well ciao you YEP. Take care while skating and racing and whatever YEP does nowadays. Any more suggestion. Let’s hear it.... WaNnabe Millionaire 22.05.2003

Jews: The anti-Semitic venom injected into some of these conversations is a disgrace to all. Camera 22.05.2003

Joint: Hi I am Indonesian man junggul junggul@hotpop.com 22.05.2003

MU and others: Well do not blame me. You all started this before and when your pride was badly hit then you start to make sense. Yes abuse is the answer for abuse. How does it feel then when you all are abused all this time? Ugly is it not. Why should I respect you all if you do not respect others? Start reflecting on that. All fans have the rights to celebrate their team’s success but they do not have the rights to victimize other teams on their shortfalls. See that I take the liberty this time around not to use any foul languages. The first and last options for you to choose. The Real Ali G. Returns 22.05.2003

Gurkha: Yes we need the Gurkha here in Brunei; I am not saying our armed forces not capable but as a backup for any eventuality and as deterrence. Esp. when our Malaysian brother is showing off their military power in our waters. What can we do as a small country...just look and see policy.... I think we should get the media involved, us (Brunei) talking with them would be fruitless to them we are just peanuts. Let them explain their reason for their action... Bring the CNN in!!!!! And let the United Nation decide...that is if it is still exist after 'Operation Iraqi Freedom'. ahmad Albab 22.05.2003

Real Ali G the poor Jew: Hey guys! Ignore him! He is just a Jew ok Poor Real Ali G. Ih ih ih 22.05.2003

Ali G very much associated with Jews: Of course u r associated with the Jews. U r born a Jew Real Ali G. R u sure you know who Ali G is? Better make some research man. Hahahaha. Well I just can't believe you idolize a Jew. I guess u act like one. Typical Jew! Hahaha. Hahahahahaha 22.05.2003

Real Ali G. aka Penyokong Hebron:"Steven Gerrard's opinion has nothing to do with you". Oh yes but it is something for u my man. Remember Gaguk. A caliber player like him also admitted the situation, later on his comment said that, they will try to do better next season... n that’s what we called a SPORTMANSHIP. I guess u just don’t know the difference huh. Hehe n who r u anyways compare to Steven Gerard. Another stupid fella aka Penyokong Hebron. mengucap org BUSH.. tapi diri sendiri inda d toleh... Such a loser Classic 22.05.2003

Thought of the day to share: 'Abdullah bin 'Amr, may Allah be pleased with them, narrated:
The Prophet observed: Four characteristics make anyone, who possesses them, a sheer hypocrite; anyone who possesses one of them possesses a characteristic of hypocrisy till he abandons it: when he talks he lies, when he makes a covenant he acts treacherously, when he gives a promise he breaks it, and when he quarrels he deviates from the truth.
Hadith number in Sahih Muslim [Arabic only]: 88 A believer 22.05.2003

EPL. The season is over and every team is preparing to face another tough season next year. Lfc won the league cup, Afc won the FA Cup and Man U crowned as the Premiership Champion. Exited...yes, celebrate...by all means, exuberant...ok. Everyone's happy... So what’s all the mad 'war of words' about especially the writer who call himself The Real Ali G. Returns?...He kept repeating abusive and uncalled for languages to everybody. In the Uk where football is sometimes considered a 'religion', a person like Ali G. can be called a football 'hooligan'. This kind of person will be banned from every matches and he'll end up drunk in some pub or jailed for being over the reasonable limit. So The Real Ali G., return to your normal senses and sober up. If you are a real football supporter, stop being abusive to others like a retarded drunk coz you are beginning to embarrass not only yourself but other HYS readers. Man U Diehard Fan 21.05.2003

hii I want to be born spy kids. You can help me. ok good bye...... ARIF, arif_cool2003@yahoo.co.uk21.05.2003

Thank you: Very2 die hard Liverpool fans Tima kasih banyak banyak!! Healthly competition between both teams. Semoga team team ketani mendapat kejayaan selalu. Good luck next season. very very die hard Man Utd fans21.05.2003

To R.E Alhamdulillah, Praise and any thanks to Allah S.W.T. To know that we still have another army stationed plus the RBAF to protect our small country. No more sleepless nights Nervous 21.05.2003

Ali G.: Bravo Ali G. That’s more like it.... U finally come back to your senses. So let bygones be bygone.... I dare to speak on behalf of all Man U supporters that everything is now forgotten. We don’t want to behave like the 'devil' ...We just want to enjoy ourselves supporting the team we like and there's no need to be abusive. We can 'argue' again when the next season starts.... but no name-calling, no foul mouthing etc....promise? Man U Diehard Fan 22.05.2003

Reaching peace for war: bush and the Jews are not interested in going for peace in Middle East. The war only serves the Christian because as the war drag on, they can have stories in the church on how Muslims terrorize in protest and keep the killing by the Jews aside. As long as there is war in the Middle East, it serves the Christian perfectly, so they can tell their children how evil and dark is the Muslim world.
This is a going campaign against Islam by the Christian. The Christian are the one who put the Jews in Palestine and make Israel to destabilize the rather are not interested in getting peace, they are interested to be seen (help by their medias) as the good guys haling to reach peace. But they actually want this war to drag on infinitely. It serves their purpose perfectly. But against everyone knows that I guess. The insider 22.05.2003

Show them the light: does everyone know that Christian and Jew is the same? They maybe different in structure but it in strategy, to annihilate Islam by any means. Christian especially catholic Christian is Islam enemy number one; these people are really against Muslim.
In the Catholic Church, it is all about eliminating Islam, though names maybe different, but the references are for Islam. To them Islam is the biggest threat to their superiority, they are hidden jealous of Islam, therefore the Muslims.
There are wars going on here, a cold war between Christian and Islam, Muslim may not aware, but Christian are fighting it all the way to get their message across, that is "leave Islam, join Christian". I was anti Islam myself, but luckily wasn’t anti Muslim, so I mingle with some of them in Brunei.
Then, after learning the true Qur’an, there are so many differences from what I was told in the church. Islam do not aggressively entice people to go into the religion on the other hand, Islam did not say anything about inviting people to go into Islam, as oppose to catholic Christian.
As I learn more on Islam, I began to fell in love with the religion and things began to make sense. However, here I want to tell the Muslim of be careful of the Christians, they always have hidden agenda but u can fight these evil agendas with purity of heart, and non-violence.
Show them what al Qur’an thought us all, the golden era of Islam during the prophet was non-violence unless they attack us head on, and when we have a right to defend.
The Christian may look nice, but their intention is always anti Islam, if u show them the true Islam, no matter how anti they are, like me they will learn to love Islam.
Remember we are all god's children, but be careful of the Satan and fight it in non-violence, may Allah bless us all. He will come to rescue us.
The Christians are not what they seemed to be, but show them the light, insha Allah. ex catholic 22.05.2003

Liverpool fans: Keep it up guys, to stop this stupid Jews name Ali gaguk. He is not supposed to be in this site. Well, who is he/she? I think he came from the poor Liverpool supporter from the sewage. Although, united fans who start it first, so you just be quiet and don’t post your stupid and dirty word. Ha...ha...no one support you. Better luck next time. Beckham 22.05.2003

ALi G From now on there is no more Ali g sort of postings U know who am i 22.05.2003

Stop this rubbish: Ali G., please stop what you are doing. You are fighting a losing battle. Everyone here are quite fed-up of you and your useless comments. Stop 'menegakkan benang yang basah'. Man U won the EPL, Arsenal won the FA CUP & Liverpool won the Worthington Cup. Each team got what they deserve. The 2002-03 season is over, why does this nonsense drag on? What have you got to prove? You think the team managers/players and supporters worldwide give a damn on your opinions? No one asked you to dig up statistical data on the teams' winnings. And what's this term 'junkie' you used? drug user? How childish can you get, calling everyone who comment against you 'junkies'? If your parents do not agree with you, will you call them 'junkies' as well? Do the honorable thing and back away from this forum. No one knows what you look like, so its easy to disappear from this forum. Concentrate on your studies and do your homework. And to those who are quarrelling with this Ali G. character, if he still persist on being here with his ridiculously childish remarks and comments, just ignore him. People like him really thrive on other peoples' attention. Ignoring him will hurt him even more than words ever could. Anti Real Ali G. 21.05.2003

Ali G(return of the LOSER): ali loser...why didn't u answer my question????is it too hard for u to answer or to spell the name of the team u support????what a pity. pathetic CUNT u r.....get a life.....r u ashamed of the team u support......?? glory man utd 21.05.2003

to real ali G whatever: erm...are you jobless or just an immature student bored out of his/her( maybe both) out of his mind? that's why you end up writing ju nk in HYS? antiannoyingppl 21.05.2003......

Real Ali Gaguk: What am i saying is true!Hei gaguk...Bruneian are not stupid....if Bruneian are stupid.....we're not having what we have today.....so who care that man.utd win the EPL, it's their reign.........you make me so mad every time when I'm reading your stupid opinion. Even Liverpool fan did not support you, that is why you're stupid idiot. you know.....you just jealous b'cos united have won the EPL and Arsenal have won FA Cup. So you have nothing on your hand. nothing to win. what a big big loser you are. I have a word for you" SASAK BAWA BERIA"bxxxx. Beckham 21.05.2003

Liverpool FC:: well done Liverpool FC supporters..... Keep it up yo... MU die soft+hard FANZ 21.05.2003

Ali Loserr Ali Loserrr (in the 'smoothes' way you could ever imagine)... hmmm... I know frustration keeps coming at you...gosh...how you would like to tell everyone how you feel at this very moment! Very lonely may be, very desperate...So I've decided that I wouldn't blame you for any 'bad' things coming out from your confused, ill managed head, mouth, hands and of course...your A$$. In other words...I forgive you ok...Oh yes...I nearly forgot...next time. I'll bring your confused, ill managed, sweet sour chicken A$$ some cookies...okay! Hope to hear from you soon! Keano 21.05.2003

Another ManUre bollock Corrections. I do not associate myself with the Jews. You Manure bollocks are associating me with the Jews. That is one hell of a difference. Use your brain unless you do not have one. No use being proud to be a Bruneian and yet acting like one silly and stupid bullock. Another frustrated Manure bullock who stinks and freaks out. The Real Ali G. Returns 21.05.2003

Stop this rubbish: Ali G., please stop what you are doing. You are fighting a losing battle. Everyone here is quite fed up of you and your useless comments. Stop 'menegakkan benang yang basah'. Man U won the EPL. Arsenal won the FA CUP and Liverpool won the Worthington Cup. Each team got what they deserve. The 2002-03 season is over. why does this nonsense drag on? What have you got to prove? You think the team managers/players and supporters worldwide give a damn on your opinions? No one asked you to dig up statistical data on the teams' winnings. And what’s this term 'junkie' you used? drug user? How childish can you get, calling everyone who comment against you 'junkies'? If your parents do not agree with you, will you call them 'junkies' as well? Does the honourable thing; back off from this forum. No one knows what you look like, so it’s easy to disappear from this forum. Concentrate on your studies and do your homework. And to those who are quarrelling with this Ali G. character, if he still persists on being here with his ridiculously childish remarks and comments, just ignore him. People like him really thrive on other peoples' attention. Ignoring him will hurt him even more than words ever could. Anti Real Ali G. 21.05.2003*

ali g (return of the LOSER): ali loser...why didn’t you answer my question???? is it too hard for you to answer or to spell the name of the team you support???? what a pity..pathetic CUNT you are.....get a life.....are you ashamed of the team you support......?? glory man utd 21.05.2003

to real ali G whatever: erm...are you jobless or just an immature student who is out of his mind? (maybe both). that's why you end up writing junk in HYS? ....... antiannoyingppl 21.05.2003

Real Ali Gaguk: What am i saying is true! Hei gaguk...Bruneians are not stupid....if they are, we wouldn’t have what we have today.....so who cares that man utd won the EPL. it's their reign.........you make me so mad every time when i'm reading your stupid opinion. Even Liverpool fan did not support you. that is why you're stupid idiot. you know.....you are just jealous because United have won the EPL, and Arsenal have won FA Cup. So you have nothing on your hands. Nothing to win. What a big big loser. You are! I have a word for you "SASAK BAWA BERIA" bitch. Beckham 21.05.2003

Liverpool FC: well done Liverpool FC supporters..... Keep it up... MU die soft+hard FANZ 21.05.2003

Ali Loserr: Ali Loserrr (in the 'smoothest' way you could ever imagine)... hmmm... I know frustration keeps coming at you...gosh...how would you like to tell everyone how you feel at this very moment! Very lonely. Maybe, very desperate...So I've decided that I wouldn't blame you for any 'bad' things coming out from your confused, ill-managed head, mouth, hands and, of course, your A$$. In other words...I forgive you ok...Oh yes...I nearly forgot...next time.. I'll bring your confused, ill-managed, sweet sour chicken A$$ some cookies...okey! Hope to hear from you soon!

Another ManUre bullock: Corrections. I do not associate myself with the Jews. You ManUre bullocks are associating me with the Jews. That is one hell of a difference. Use your brain unless you do not have one. No use being proud to be a Bruneian and yet acting like one silly and stupid bullock. Another frustrated ManUre bullock who stinks and freaks out. The Real Ali G. Returns 21.05.2003

Democratic changes: Simply to say that the Government in Brunei, especially those top officials (the old grey haired guys) are afraid of the new changes to the country that the younger generation is expressing. Stop being conservative when it comes to changes. The Government should listen to what these younger generation has to say as they will be the one who will be taking over your positions when your old grey haired guys retire (you would retire soon). The country cannot just run according to the old ways, when other countries are already moving on with globalisation. You, senior officials, should be more open-minded when it comes to changes. but not back out or dismiss any new ideas for changes. Have a good thought about changes that the younger generation is introducing. It’s about time for new changes to take position in the government, and also changes in thoughts. Purple Haze 21.05.2003

Baiduri Bank: I agree with the comments of Baiduri Bank ani, benar tu.. Baiduri Bank ani inda behati perut ni.. esp. jua muka orang di Finance atu.. mari benci.. siapa kan punya bank ani.. please take concern.... Gisella Gisella33@hotmail.com 21.05.2003

Oil Exports: Brunei should look into exporting its products to other countries such as Brazil! Brunei should also look into having a state of the art refinery in order to create added value to its crude oil!!! Brunei should also invest in better conditions, meaning to say in places with low risk and high returns, not only in Hotels and U.S. bonds!!!
Brunei should also stop thinking about Aluminium smelting plants and concentrate on food processing business and trading as Singapore did!!!! This is where the future is since everyone needs to eat. Brunei could be the door to all these goods to ASEAN, China, Japan, S. Korea, etc.!!! Think about it!!! There are many people willing to take that path as long as they really get political support straight from HM!!!
Good luck!!! Friend and Admirer of HM sultan@macbbs.com.br 21.05.2003

Suggestion for the government using HYS: PEMERHATI: Maybe, shall we call "critic" at HYS as - Say/ Perspective/views from local citizens. A good comment should not be influenced by the writer's emotions. It should not directly criticise the capabilities of the "leaders". Most comments are regarding disagreement to a particular subject. Using HYS to make comments is no harm as long as the writer is responsible to what they have written. The writer should think of other people's interest. Use HYS in a proper manner. Read and think of what you write/say. Ask yourself of the outcomes. What would you expect to happen if you post your words. Don't spoil, vandal or violate HYS. Although, "our suggestion for the government using HYS will not be considered as it is not official", at least our suggestion is there to be commented/discussed. Of course, it is best to "give constructive criticisms and comments by writing them to their respective departments giving your real identity". But, the way of rapprochements like this is sometime dangerous... cum ridiculous, unwise.... who in Brunei would dare to do that? Who have guts to commit suicidal act here??? They may not take our suggestion but they keep monitoring of what people's say. No wonder BruTalk is shut down, disappear without trace. Take care!!!... Deeper hati 21.05.2003

The Real Ali G: Who do u think u r??? Calling BRUNEIANS 'STUPID'!!! I f u r saying u r the 'Real Ali G', LOOK AT URSELF IN THE MIRROR, NOT ONLY U R STUPID, U CAN'T EVEN SAY THINGS RIGHT... If you, yourself is a Bruneian, it means that u r calling yourself 'STUPID' but if u r not a Bruneian, then what r u doing in HYS???? GET A LIFE,A$$H*L3!!!! Women's Right 21.05.2003

TO: The Real Ali G. Returns: If you think that Bruneian is stupid - then don't bother to write anything in HYS. By doing so, you are dealing with stupid people. Since that you are so clever - don't bother reading HYS. But you do so - then you are more stupid.... Bruneian 21.05.2003

Racism by Chinese Majority: What the hell are u talking about........if you are not satisfied with Brunei media mass just let it be.. you re not welcome to criticized our local media or so whatever regarding inside this country. Anti Racism 21.05.2003

BIKE: hi! Anyone wants to sell a bike? I am looking for a good second-hand bike that doesn’t cost much. My budget is about 3K well...maybe I can stretch a bit. Any type is considered but will have to be in near original bodywork (minimum) modification. So if you have a bike for sell please e-mail me at stated address. Thanks so much. Riz 21.05.2003

To: The Real Ali G Return: All Bruneians are stupid! Congrats, because that includes YOU! Gosh, I must say what a brave person to admit that their STUPID! Congrats again my friend! Ain 21.05.2003

To Will re. Ali and the "trends" If you are Muslim, you should know better that Saidina Ali is very close to Prophet Mohammad PBUH. Do not simply be ignorant because you could be insulting Islam in general. Be careful when making such references. Real people 21.05.2003

Keano The New junkie In Town So finally we can see one Manure Junkie who owns up in public that he is Manure. What a silly and costly mistake that is. What a self-declaration!! What is next? Maybe another Manure self-declaring them stink big time. It has happened and could happen again. You never know. They are so dumb. By the way 2 Junkies in town is a real threat to the society. So beware... The Real Ali G. Returns 21.05.2003

antiannoying ppl It does not matter mate. You are no difference. You are another pain in the stinking ass. Another stinking Manure fan talking craps. The Real Ali G. Returns 21.05.2003

Classi aka Junkie The Baruk Steven Gerrard's opinion has nothing to do with you. The fact that matter is your opinion sucks and belongs to the Sewage. You are changing the subject because you have not own up to your earlier comment. Hisss......... The Real Ali G. Returns 21.05.2003

To Ali G To Ali G: You pretend to be Ali G whom we all know for his shallow pseudo intellectual. He is nothing more than a pillock, plonker, a little piece of shit that we all flush down the toilet. Even a douche bag is considered too flattering to name him by. At least I’m proud to be a Bruneian, unlike some shit head who like to be associated with a Jew who thinks he's Asian whilst trying to speak like a black man from Jamaica. Bollocks to you and your family. Your Da Da 21.05.2003

To Nervous Don't be nervous, another Royal Ghurkha battalion will replace this battalion soon. R.E 21.05.2003

Desperate and itchy janda In addition to desperate janda story 17.05.03 particularly the RXX woman divorcee. Now she is even much more itchy. She managed to seduce her boss to transfer her to xxxxxx where she is given an office for her own, which is easily accessible to public. Being so close and tamed to her immediate boss, she rarely stay at her office during office hours only lounging around at the coffee shops with several men including her boss at times. Though she shows herself around with a divorced man in public; it is actually just to please her family who prefer and prioritized social and public standing more than anything else. After office hours she always stay back at her office with tightly closed door doing her ' business ' with other men. I wonder when will she stop. aku pun kesian 21.05.2003

MUFC well done mufc supporters..... Keep it up yo... Liverpool die soft+hard FANZ 21.05.2003

SEKTOR SWASTA VS SEKTOR KERAJAAN: Saya teringat tentang seorang konsultan luar negara undangan IPA dua tiga tahun lalu begitu terkejut apabila mendengar latar belakang kerjaya salah seorang peserta kursus. Peserta tersebut menyatakan bahawa beliau dahulu pernah bekerja di sektor swasta, tetapi telah bertukar ke sektor kerajaan. Menurut konsultan tersebut, perkara tersebut amat jarang terjadi di negara asal beliau. Biasanya seseorang pekerja sektor swasta tidak akan berpindah ke sektor kerajaan, kerana ganjaran di sektor swasta lebih menarik, berbanding sektor kerajaan. Sebaliknya para pekerja di sektor kerajaan pula yang berlumba2 memasuki sektor swasta.
Tetapi senario di negara kita amat berbeza sekali. Tentulah ada penyebabnya.... Alangkah baiknya jika senario tersebut dapat sama2 kita ubah... Persoalannya sekarang adalah 'bagaimana'...? CERMIN DAN FIKIR 25.05.2003

BuJinG Rulz: BuJinG RuLz...Pengampu atu lebih baik dari pengumpat. Dalam agama mengumpat atu berdosa. Biasalah kalau dah banyak P.H.D. (Perasaan Hasad Dengki) inda bulih liat orang lain senang/bahagia. Kalau udah sendiri malas/GOT NO LIFE jangan salahkan orang lain naik pangkat/bahagia. Atutah sibukkan terucap-ucap sana sini kerja inda berbuat (prestasi kerja merosot, dosa berguni-guni ). Atu baru namanya MAMI JARUM.sibuk-sibuk hal orang lain nah hal sendiri inda terjaga. Lagipun rezeki masing-masing pemberian Allah. Siapa kita sebagai umat-Nya untuk pertikaikan. Satu lagi jangan suka menuduh-nuduh tanpa bukti (karang 'termalu' sendiri). Kalau rasa diri benar, berani-beranilah confront. Jangan hanya berani cakap belakang. APA KELAS!!! Gunakan jua otak tu deh...sampai bila kan jadi "pak dan mak turut". Dahlah hidup inda maju karang jadi macam ikan bedukang...cuma tau makan xxxx. anti-bedukang 25.05.2003

Melampau: adalah masalah dengan pegawai kerajaan yang tidak tahu orang awam ianya terjadi di land transport. Pada masa itu saya dengan kawan saya nak ke tingkat 1 bahagian mal\kluumat pada masa itu ada semua pegawai ada mengadakan meeting ditinkat tiga. jam pada tu pukul 10.00 lalu semua pegawai masa atu sedang mengadakan sarapan di bawah apabila saja kami kan menuju lift berkenaan ada pegawai yang botak ada pulang rambutnya berkot konon tpi ia ani mementingkan dirinya saja mana tia nama TEKAD PEMUDULIAN ATU mentang mentang kami kerja bahigian swasta. apabila saja kami masuk kami pun kan menekan punat untuk ke tingkat satu lalu pegawai botak ani mengahampas tangan saya supaya ia dulu naik ke tingkat tiga sedsang kami nak ketingkat satu dan seorang lagi ke tingkat dua kata gagas kan meeting apa punya pegawai yang ani harus pencen dan idan nada sopan santun kepada orang awam.Jef 25.05.2003

selamat ulang tahun yg ke 23 tahun:: Assalamualaikum kepada semua pembaca???
selamat hari jadi yg ke 23 tahun ini khas saya tujukan kpd kakak saya iaitu KAKA LINA,yg berada di kg batu marang.yg mana jatuh pada hari isnin,26hb mei 2003.dgn iringan doa,agar sentiasa bahgia di samping suami tercinta,ABG ALIN dan semoga dimurahkan rezeki dipanjangkan umur,amin.....bila kaka belanja kami? drpd adi-adimu di seria,kuala belait. Adinya 25.05.2003

penyanyi tempatan: assalaimualaikum, kepada yang berkenaan saya ingin lah memberitahu disini bahawa penyanyi-penyanyi brunei sekarang ani boleh tahan mempunyai bakat yang terpendam...berani merakam kan album dan menjual kan nya di pasaran i salute ler... tetapi jangan le hanya merakam kan album saja cuba lah aktif kan album atu supaya lagu atu berkumandang di luar brunei jua......terus kan lah usaha biskita atu...kalau dapat tah masuk awards yang pernah dianjurkan oleh singapore 3 buah negara bergabung indonesia, malaysia dan singapore mungkin tahun ani brunei jua aminnnnnnnn. Macam lagu i aint yang dinyanyikan oleh LO"Ryder atu boleh tahan ler...anu jua lagu c fathan, faiz and the rest ...saya sebagai peminat berharap durang ani berjaya ler aku menyokong kamu...
Ingin jua ku kan tau ah apa hal nya dgn artis2 dulu ah? Like artist2 "Suara Hati" nda lagi nampak..i miss durang ler Y not durang ani di gabung kan lagi...i mean expose kan bah durang ani lagi ....the singers that i remeber like Ak Yusri, Dk Widya sapa lagi ah ah ah...Azlina...Atiq durang ani yang ku tau ah boleh tahan jua...mengapa tia menghilang nda laku lagi kah.....cuba tah gabung kan dgn artis2 baru masa kini...baru ye mengancam....i hope artis2 yang dulu dan sekarang ani akan muncul lagi...give them support la...ok i think that's it la for today...keep it up artis2 brunei.. peminat setia 25.05.2003

CERITA YANG PERLU KITA KETAHUI: Salam ceria para peminat HYS.Ada pun tujuan ku mencoretkan cerita ini adalah semata-mata sebagai hiburan dan tauladan kita bersama.Kisah ini terjadi pada sebuah tempatyang di ketahui umum dari ujung brunei keujung brunei.Cerita mcm ani,seorang suami yang sengat menyanyangi bininya menatang dengan penoh kasih sayang dan kemewahan.Begitu juga bininya ani mebalas dengan memberikan layanan yang penoh kemersaan.Bahagia sekali penghidupan mereka.Sisuami nda pernah ragu-ragu untuk meninggalkan rumahnya dibawah jagaan isterinya.Bila saja lakinya keluar rumah untuk berkaja atau kelaut berhari-hari,sang laki ani nda pernah ragu akan kesetiaan bininya ani.Dipendikkan cerita setelah berhari-hari lakinya ani nda balik kerana menjalankan tugas,maka bininya ani pun membuat tugas yang lain,ia itu berjalan-jalan mencari mangsa untuk teman tidor nya di kala dirinya kesepian tanpa ketahuan lakinya.Setiap kali lakinya out setision setiap kali itu lah perbuatan sang bini ani bermaraja laila dengan lelaki-laki lain memuaskan nafusnya yang nda terkawal atu atau pun sudah kebiasaannya semasa bujang mebuat perkara atu(berzina sama lalaki lain).Mengikut cerita dari sekiling jiran nya,bahawa ia ani suka berpakaian yang menimbulkan nafsu laki apa bila melihatnya.Perkara ani nda pernah di ketahui oleh lakinya.Dan dlm masa yang sama ia akan menguda laki-laki yang melintas didapan rumahnya.Ada kalanya di panggilnya untuk masok rumahnya untu membuat satu perkara xxx atu bah.sekali laki2 atu masoh ha terus tah di buka nya pakaian nya dan terus memangang anu laki2 atu.Dengan itu terjadilah perkara,kayaknya suami isteri di atas ranjang.Apa bila sang laki ini sudah membuat perkara itu ,maka diceritakan pada kawan2nya bahwa bini si anu atu mahu di runding tu.Maka menular lah cerita atu dari mulut kemulut,setiap yang mendengar pasti akan mencuba menghampir bini2 ani. dan minta no hp.Selama ia membuat perkara atu ha laki nda perah tahu.Dan apabila saja lakinya balik dari laut ha,ia pun mcm org rindu bah arah lakinya atu.Sesiapa yang kan call ia ,ia nda menjawab.ia akan berlakun depan laki mcm org alim tahia atu.Kesian jua ha lakinya atu di tipu oleh bini.BAH atu saja yang dapat ku ceritakan.Cerita ani adalah kisah benar ukan nya karang ni.Dan pada masa ani bini2 ani masih lagi beropersi kalau lakinya atu nda ada di rumah.kata kawan ku masa ani lagi hebat ia da kerita senang berjumap bah.IA suka sewa bilik untuk make love.BAH ATU SAJA KAN KU CERITA KAB...........JUMPA LAGI DENAGN CERIAT YANG LAIN pencerita 25.05.2003

Changes: To whom it may concern...
Sebanarnya malas ku pulang kan becakap ani...tapi kalau luan batah di simpan sakit jua otak ku ani....
Mcm ani....aku anak brunei jati...tapi ada sedikit ku inda puas hati pasal di brunei ani.....antaranya ialah:
a). Cuba tah barang 2 di brunei ani murah murah sedikit.....jgn tah telampau luan mahal...sudah tah mahal barang nya sama tah saja nada yg baru atupun kalau yg baru ketinggalan sudah....negeri lain kira lama sdh tu tapi si sini baru kan ada...camana?.....
b) kalau boleh pihak pihak yg berkenaan....buat tah lagi tempat tempat rekasi yg benar benar bagu ari segi kualiti....contohi tha malaysia...kalau bisdurang mampu membuat kenapa kitani inda.....at least at jua kerja baru utk yg alum bekeraja atu......makusud ku macam ice skatingkah....sunway lagoon kah...jadi dapat jua org org kitani melancong di negara sendiri...inda jua luan duit atu mengalir k negeri org lain....cuba tah fikirkan
c) Kpd pihak yg berwajib...cuba tah biskita liat ferry treminal serasa atu memebari kesian.....macam inda mampu tah pulang kitani ani....cuba tah buat tempat yg benar comfortable dan canggih...so inda jua malu kalau org luar melihat...ani kesian ku nya org negeri kitani ani terkenal dgn kayanya mana tia?.....
d) Satu lagi hal...kpd pemandu bas purple cuba tah kalo beranti jgn suka hati menueunkan penumpang atu...berhenti d tpt yg sepatutnya(bus stop) shaja...cuba lihat negara maju...bis durang inda akan berhenti utk meneurunkan or mengambil penumpang bkn d bus stop.....
Ok sampai di dsini saja dulu komen kaidaku....sampai betemu lagi
Jgn marah.. Bambooshoot 25.05.2003

U R RIght!: Ngam tu jgn lagi d ubah,polis ani manusia jua bukannya binatang.Kalau tah bulih durang atu berusaha cuba utk ada di setiap tempat untuk membagi keselesaan pengguna jalan raya.Polis pun ada jua yg berkeluarga ada jua tanggungjawab sendiri yang kan durang buat.Berfikir dulu sebelum mengucap polis ani,ada pacah rumah siapa di aga polis jua,nda jua kan pigi ke balai bomba buat report kan? DeMo's 25.05.2003

TO RAKYAT KEBAWAH DULI: Setuju ku tu komen ABAD KE-21 atu, jangantah ANTIOXIDANT melayan kerenah nya atu, luan si tau tau usulnya. Rupanya dari 2 punca, ani, tapi belurih jua ku apa puncanya, iatah sengaja aku bagi peluang RAKYAT KEBAWAH DULI ani berkurapak, aku pun tau jua tu ANTIOXIDANT atu buat-buat inda paham dengan komen mu atu. Supaya kau mau bercerita lagi dan lagi..Cubatah belajar salahkan satu individu saja, nasihati brother in-law mu saja, layaktah jua ia kana tukar atu, lain kali kalau marah jangan terlalu umum dan lagi, pengetahuan mu ani banyak ko ambil dari tahun 1990's sebab ada yang inda lurus. Inda perlu ku luruskan lagi di sini, baik sudah kau inda tau atu, pasal urusan mu dengan pegawai????? Semasa kau jadi informer zaman ****, semua ani hal antara kau dengan kedia..Walaupun ko kenal dengan polis-polis di KB ani, inda semestinya kau sewenang-wenangnya lancang di Brudirect ani, sebab mulanya kau inda pun menyalahkan satu individu saja. Kau pun manusia biasa yang ego suka bertapuk di Brudirect. To AKU SAYANG PADAMU, komen u atu membuat aku rasa lega..RAKYAT KEBAWAH DULI hati-hati memakai oxygenmu atu, takut merosakkan diri sendiri.Akhir kata maaf zahir dan batin... SIAPA DIA 25.05.2003

bakal mahasiswa ubd: aku kan ceta bah , pada satu hari ada org atu ia jadi securico exam hall di universiti brunel rimba, antah mana kah tu ku dangar di rimba , whatever lah kamu yang perasaan pandai and tau atu. kalinya nampak ia student yang terlupa membawa pass apec nya power trip tia tarus ditengkingnya gila mcm c bedang bah kuatnya jadi hijau muanya mcm c hulk , lapas atu biasa ada complain sana sini kana bawa mib (minum , meeting inda beranti ) kali org atu frust kan kejiwa udah, menulis tia di skh eh salah di hys mengucap tia ani tah atu tah org ani inda ancing lah kanak kanak lah , atu lapas kan perasaan mu yang mendalam tueh kesian kesian kesian iskh iskh iskh . perasaan lagi tu jadi bakal mahasiswa university rimba ani padahal xxxxxxxxx alah jangan tah kan menipu ani cikkk , macam mana kita tau secara teperinci aniprocedure atu ingat apa . tau kami tu kita atu makcik yang arah bahagian xxxxxxxxxxxx . iatah udah baru kana bagi power ckit taiming tia alum apa apa cuba tah pandai pandai kan bertimbang rasa , inda jua di check nya banar 2 pass apec ah liatnya kalau ada ke inda iatah lawak tu. aku tau napa perkara ani terjadi tu fxxxxgx student ah ada kes bah sal dorang, semua kana, nda apalah .
the end they all live together gether forever in rimba universiti of brunel Rimba 25.05.2003

To Guesthina: Kan tau juaku 2 ah sapa yang kita maksudkan a2?Setauku ada 2 saja orang KHEU yang basar dlm jamuan prhimpunan wanita masa 2. iaitu Dyg.Hjh.Jxxx dan Dyg.Hjh.Nxxx klau nda silap dua2 pernah ngajar disek menengah Arab.So yg mana satu?Sal ia pegawai/ketua Pusat Dakwah, dangar abar dua2 pun pegawai/ketua sana.Bukan apa jgn sebab sorang seluruh di Pusat Dakwah kitani ucap inda besopansantun,ia nda besopan santun ia saja dikick out.Gipun aku ada jua member disana ok jua malah recpect lagi ku dan kawan2 kan dorang. GuestGuest-son 25.05.2003

Cegu Haji Kxxxx: Cegu Haji Kxxxxx,
Sampai bila tah kita kan makan gaji ganya a2? cuba tah berubah bertahun2 sudah kita inda tantu mengajar anak sekolah agama ani. Kenapa kan inda kita pandai kah? Kalau inda pandai belajar lagi banyak orang belajar semula. Iatah kan menjadi turus kepada anak2 bangsa kitani ani. Ugama 2 tarus berurusan dengan ALLAH. Amanat ALLAH harus disampaikan kalau inda tanggong di akhirat. Ani anak2 dibiarkan biar tidur. Rosnah 25.05.2003

Polis Trafik: Saja kan ceita..tadi tgh kami kan ke Huaho sengkurong,ditgh jln kan simpang ke mulaut selepas trafic light ada polis menahan pikir roadblock rupanya ada anak duta brunei begalar dato kawin sekali kami trpaksa beranti sal trpaksa bagi jln arah jamputan kan balik yg jadi masalahnya polis a2 disuruhnya pemandu kreta BG yg dipandu oleh Pehin....u-turn ditempat yg nda boleh u-turn.F diikutkan undang2 bule disaman oleh pak polisior 2 tapi yg herannya polis a2 yang jua menyuruh.barangkali f nda bedaftar BG nda ia suruh.macamtah f bedaftar BG nda beraziki kan eksidin.Diharap lain kali pak polisior Brunei biar adil2,tau plang kami,kami inda bkreta BG nda bpangkat bebintang beciri tapi sekurang2nya adillah org lain jauh2 u-turn sama2 jua kan lakas balik kerumah.bah a2 saja jgn mare pak polisior yg benarnya. Cik Poteh 25.05.2003

Kawin: Kesian banar ku aku nak kawin. banar tu dang. ada bini bini atu tamaha kan control sorang sorang inda mau sharing. biarkan laki nya buat dosa dari sharing2. padahal durang jua tanggung sama dosa atu. sama tah kediaku ani kan kawin lagi sorang, inda bini mau menyain , di tentang berabis semua keluarga, habis kena hantam, kesian ku kan sygku atu, rela jua menunggu, inda jua ia putus asa, tapi sampai bila, aku sengsara kedia pun sengsara. Akhirnya inda jua tetahan udah tia.. faham..faham saja....bagi sasak lantung-latung tia camani anya.... org suka meliat dosa dari mencari jln baik secara halal..baik udah kan kawin dari malar jumpa pelacur ...... hanya menanti saja.... Polygamist 25.05.2003

to Sarimah: assalamualaikum kepada si Dayang...kan bertanya..adakah apa yg dayang komenkan pada tulisan yg lepas terjadi kepada si dayang...maksud saya..adakah dayang menyerahkan mahkota si dayang atu pada lelaki yg dayang sayangi?...astagafirulla alazim...nauzubillah..baiktah si dayang ani bertaubat...nda kan pasal si dayang ani sayang pada teman lelaki si dayang..si dayang sanggup melayahkan mahkota si dyg atu pada si awg?..mun si dyg ganya sayang pada si awang atu..tapi si awg atu main2 iatah akibatnya tu..mun si awg atu syg kan si dyg di bawanya si dyg atu kawin...nah ani udah kana tabuk..sapa lagi kan berguna tu??..awu pikir saja diri..tahu kah maruah si dyg terletak pada mahkota si dyg atu..yg misti di jaga...demi maurh , keluarga dan agama...sayang..sayang jua...nah ani mun udah bangas sapa tah berguna..no1..i repeat no1...sorry to say that..mun nda tahan bawa kawin bah..mun nda si awg atu mau, alum tah ya kan banar2 arah kita tu...adang laki2 atu mcm atu..iatah kita sebagai wanita haruslah berfikir dgn rasional..jgn turutkan nafsu saja...dosa inda ingat kah...islamkah nda jua kita ani?..bah atu saja..lain kali lagi nyambung..kan buat assignment..thank you..jan marah..kan bagi pendapat sja VirGin Mary 25.05.2003

Perhatian !: Diharap warga Brudirect klu dpt jgntah buat komen atu panjang-panjang wah. Boring plang membaca. Last but certainly not the least..manusia tidak sempurna semuanya. Ribuan terimakasih.Clap..clap..clap.. :P the one & only 'me' 25.05.2003

hau!aku mau kahwin: bah mari ah tani kahwin aku basah kan dpt jua tani anak mau u daripada u share sama laki org.bah jadi? Mrmuscat 25.05.2003

Polis!!!!!!: Assalamualaikum.
Balik-balik pasal pegawai polis. Sememangnya durang atu manusia bah memang ada membuat kesilapan. Jadinya kalau kita rasa suara kita inda bisdurang menyahut, cubatah kita beramai-ramai sebarek atu mengaga pensuruhjaya polis atu, tanyakan bah arahnya dan berunding lah bisai-bisai. Lagipun kadang-kadang inda semua pegawainya atu selahau mungkin ada pegawai yang really care pasal hal ehwal biskita tetapi sayangnya suaranya pun inda kana peduli. Lagipun diatas pesuruhjaya polis atu ada lagi bossnya tu............... mana tau pendapatnya pun inda kana peduli. Mana kitani tau. Lagipun pasal kekotoran dibarek barek polis yang ku liat ditv atu, jangan tah ditunggi pegawai menyuruh bersihkan sepatut mereka mereka yang tinggal disana atulah mengambil inisiatif membersihkan tempat atu. Jangan lah seperti "enau dalam belukar, melepaskan pucuknya masing-masing".
Pasal aircond atu, memang saya akui bagi mereka yang beranak damit memang payah tu pasal kanak-kanak ani memang kusut kalau panas. Jangantah kita berabis menulis dihave you say ani, pasalnya mun durang garam hati banar sampai bilapun inda kita dapat aircond. Kalau mau buat laporan bisai-bisai, bersatu hati kita sebarek atu mengaga pegawai atasan kita berunding pasal ketidakselesaan kita atu, pun inda ia mau buat petition dan surat hantar arah kebawah duli (timenya bersalam atu). Hantar surat aduan balik-balik arah pegawai kita dan lebih baik lagi kepada borneo bulletin. Tetapi membuat aduan atau surat atu biarlah bisai-bisai, bersopan santun. Inda jua sakit hati banar sipembaca. Kalau kita menghantar surat dengan perasaan marah, sumpah menyumpah, ucap mengucap - ini tidak akan membawa hasil.
Kepada semua polis-polis diBrunei atu - teruskanlah pekerjaan kita dengan baik dan bersopan santun terutama sekali kepada mereka yang mengendalikan road block dan polis trafik. Blaster 25..05.2003

hai akuakumau kahwin: bah mari tah tani kahwin aku basah kan anu mu dpt jua anak.Mau kita? Muscat 25.05.2003

Limbang pulang ke Brunei: Kes Daerah Limbang kan masuk Brunei ani, dari dulu sudah di dangar ganya balum ada realiti nya terjadi yang Daerah Limbang atu resmi dan hak mutlak kepunyaan Negara Brunei Darussalam. Kalau di baca sejarah nya dulu, pengambilan Daerah Limbang dari Kerajaan Brunei kalau di kira mengikut undang undang TIDAK SAH sebab ia di lakukan cara tipu helah James Baroke masa atu. Ia tah punca Brunei Darussalam terbahagi dua. Sudah anak si James Baroke mengambil alih Charles Baroke dan inda terungkayah di jual arah North Borneo company macam menjual ikan di pasar. Sungguh kasian nasib penduduk Daerah Limbang. Mudahan tah kali ani impian jadi kenyataan. Kasian meliat Daerah Limbang atu. Mana kemajuan yang di laung kan oleh Kerajaan yang memerintah Limbang? Mudahan termakbul doa doa orang orang Daerah Limbang menjadi sebahagian Negara Brunei Darussalam. KEMBALI KAN HAK NEGARA BRUNEI DARUSSALAM!!! PULANG KAN HAK NEGARA BRUNEI DARUSSALAM!!! BALIKKAN HAK NEGARA BRUNEI DARUSSALAM!!! Binjai 25.05.2003

CANA KAN KURUS......: AKU ANI KAN BTANYA ARAH CIAYU AH......MUJARABKAH SENDAYU TINGGI ATU,.......MALAR PLANG KU MLIAT IKLANNYA DLM MAJALAH MINGGUAN WANITA. BRAPATAH BERAT MU MASA ANI CIAYU. KALAU MUJARAB TERINGIN JUA KU KAN MENCUBA.....HEHEHE AKU ANI PUN NDA TERKECUALI DARI MASALAH BERAT BADAN ANI NYAMU LAI........IA JUA BUNALNYA.
ANU TEH CINA ATU TEH YG MANA SATU KAN....WELKUMIS....BEKUNIS..... TSOU TSIAN TEA,......NDA MBARI BERIA2 KAN TU. SETAU KU TEH CINA ANI KALAU DI MINUM CUKUP ENAM JAM SLAPAS DIMINUM BAH SAKIT TIA PARUT KAN BRIA BUKAN DAPAT DITAHAN2 TU NYAMU LAI. HAHAHA KADANG NYA KALAU DI INGAT2 CHALI JUA.....SANGGUP TBRIA2 RASAKAN SLIM. BJOGGING ANI BAHAYA JUA KALAU BADAN TANI ALUM BIASA.....ADA TCRAMP PARUT ANGIH2, TUHUT DIMAKANNYA 2. SEBAIK BAIKNYA BJALAN KAKI KALI BAGUS SAMPAI BARAT KITANI ATU TURUN DIKIT. BARANGKALI KAN KU CUBA IA SENDAYU TINGGI AH.......KALAU MUJARAB ADA KU NULIS DI BRUDIRECT ANI....... PENGREGITAN 25.05.2003

Kurus Badan-ct.mawar: assalamualaikum...nampaknya kitani ada target atau tujuan yang sama...tinggi ku ani sekitar 152cm..barat ku masani dalam 54kg kira buntak lamak jualah, aku ada pernah mengamalkan memakan Sendayu tinggi macam yang di anjurkan oleh ciAyu atu..sudah 4 bulan labih ku makan, barat ku yang dulunya 56.4kg cuma turun sekitar 2kg kali saja untuk masa 4 bulan ah...sedangkan yang ku belanjakan atu beratus udah termasuk memakai slimming lotion nya.Inda cukup di sana, ku amalkan lagi pengurangan makan nasi dan langsung tidak makan malam kecuali minum air suam dan makan buah, dan aku ada jua bersenamrobik seminggu 2-3 kali...antah ah, bukan ku kan give up tapi kan tanya wah pengguna Sendayu Tinggi yang berjaya menurunkan berat badan samapai 10-15 kg dalam masa 4 bulan ah....macamanakan tu???dangki ku mendangar bah...cubatah deeehhh siapa yang pernah berjaya atu apa lagi pantang abiskita kan????ok. aaahhhh... BuntakLamak 25.05.2003

kan memberi tau!!: Aku kan mau tau orang milik kereta Honda NSX d brunei ani.Number nya BV3148. Aku suka liat muanya yg cute atu tp ia atu udah ada yang punya.Usulnya Sia sia pun tah saja.... MY$T3R|0uS G@L 25.05.2003

TO MR MAMBOOOO: USAH TAH KAN MEMANDAI TAU KU KAU ATU..CERMIN DULU DIRI ATU.. PENYEBUK JUA 25.05.2003

Maktab Jururawat PAPR: Penawar...jangan laa d ungkit pasal bekas Datin Pengetua,ia main bowling kah..ia inda layak jadi Datin kah hehehehe atu rezekinya sudah jadi Datin hinga sekarang kerana berkat usahanya mentadbir Maktab Jururawat dan atas doa kami semua pelajar, alhmdulillah makbul jua doa kami..bekas Datin Pengetua prihatin orangnya, kekadang ada jua ia marah tapi caranya ada lah cara sorang manusia yang tahu akan isi hati dan persaan orang bawahan bukan macam KAU teriak2 cukup dangan usul muamu macam BINJAI BURUK..2 be continue.....DURIAN RUNTUH DURIAN RUNTUH 25.05.2003

VIP Car: Suatu hari sebuah kereta VIP sedang memandu dengan laju di Jalan Labi waktu itu jalan tersebut basah sebab bekas hujan lebat. Pada waktu itu terdapat beberapa orang Iban mengunggu bas di tepi jalan, kebetulan di hadapan nya mengunggu ada tekong air.
Kereta VIP dipandu dengan laju kemudian terlanggar air tekongan tersebut. Dan penunggu bas abis basah. Kemudian seorang dari padanya marah sebab baju nya basah. Kemudian ia berkata. " Baru tahu kena bubut oleh polis" sebenarnya kereta polis tersebut ialah "Polis Escort" yang membuat escort kepada VIP tersebut. Hahahahaha, cali kah!!!!! Joker 25.05.2003

pasal bos berat sebelah: Bagi yang kan membuat aduan pasal boss boss yang inda adil tah berat sebelah tah...ok pulang tu...tapi asal buktinya kukuh...jangan karang kesalahan boss inda dapat di bentangkan tapi kesalahan diri sendiri yang nampak....atu baru ya....yang penting cermin diri dulu lah...pasal kadang kadang ada kakitangan yang inda mahu menerima teguran yang baik dari boss..di ucapnya tah boss jahat....inda ja?? Gigi 25.05.2003

kisah benar di atm hsbc lambak: kisah ini benar benar terjadi pada suami saya.cerita nya macamani..pagi tadi dalam pukul 8.15 pagi suami saya berhasrat untuk membuat pengeluaran wang di atm hsbc lambak..ketika kereta kami parking betul betul di depan mesin atm memang sudah kami terlihat sepasang orang tua sekitar umur 60 lebih berada betul betul dekat pintu masuk mesin atm..saya memerhatikan suami saya yang sedang masuk menuju ke atm tersebut bila lelaki tua tadi ikut mengekori juga masuk ke dalam di ikuti oleh isterinya yang memegang handphone ke telingnya..saya menyangkakan mungkin lelaki tua itu ingin meminta pertolongan macam mana mengunakan mesin atm atau mungkin kad nya telah di telan..tidak sampai beberapa saat suami saya berpatah balik ke kereta tanpa mengeluarkan wang lalu saya bertanya kenapa?? ehh kata suami saya lelaki tua itu mahu meminta wang dari saya..katanya begini 'wang wang kalau kita keluarkan duit atu karang minta ku seratus ah??' kata suami saya dengan lembut 'inda inda pa ji' lalu terus keluar dan membatalkan niatnya untuk mengeluarkan wang. kejadian itu sungguh mengejutkan kami..kata suami saya bukan ia inda mahu memberi kalau sekadar minta 10 ringgit inda jua mengapa tapi kalau 100 ringgit..banyak tuu....itu satu hal...satu hal lagi kenapa tah kejadian meminta minta di tempat awam ani sudah banyak terjadi di negara kitani...kenapa?? berbalik kepada hal orang tua tadi...mana anak anaknya..mana saudara maranya?? pihak berwajib pun selalunya ada memberi bantuan kepada golongan tua ani? tapi kenapa????..sungguh menghairankan kami... fatihah 25.05.2003

AkuNakKawin: Kau ani perempuan mihir, ada kah laki org. Ramai lagi sayang laki2 d brunei ani hanya muda2, not unless kita atu tua bida, ya tah karingan. Lelaki yg kita mengatali ani pun sama jua mihir mcm kita, padan tah kamu dua atu, konon kalau keluar anak tiri luar nikah, bini pertama tanggung, kamu atu yg tanggung dusa berzina.. Allha Ta'ala Maha Adil, hari ani hari kamu dua, esok lusa sadar tah susahnya bebini dua org banyak anak. Semoga kamu sadar atas perbuatan kotor kamu atu... Pemikir 25.05.2003

Reply-Periksa lagi Jab.Mxxx...: Oi!penyibuk ko ani abis udah ceritamu atu kah.....mgapa singan sana saja atu....mgapa pasal orang "tesis" di sana atu nda ko sabut jua....yang basar punggungnya atu....kawanmu kali kedia atu....iatah lain kali ubaya-ubaya mgucap org atu....Jelapang Jelapang 25.05.2003

ingin berkenalan: saya ingin bekenalan dengan gadis atau janda muda di Brunei Dariul Salam kerena wanitanya baik-baik dan bersopan santun dan tidak terlalu kebaratan. Johari 25.05.2003

Secawan kopi.: Kepada Hantu siang. Saya sependapat dengan Hantu siang di mana kakitangan kerajaan selalu berada d kedai Kopi di waktu masa berkerja. saya tidak faham kenapa mereka berbuat demikian, padahal kemudahan kantin sudah di sedia kan. Yang menghairankan lagi ialah kenapa mereka berada di kedai kopi atau restaurant itu ber jam jam padahal makan yg di sediakan tidak lah seberapa. Saya mula terfikir yang mereka cuma ingin melihat atau bergurau dengan pelayan indon. Di Kuala Belait saja saya perhatikan ramai kakitangan kerajaan berada di kedai2 semasa waktu kerja. Saya harap pegawai atasan bertindak di atas perkara di atas sebelum perkara ini di bawa ke kementerian . Penangkap Hantu 25.05.2003

Sumber-sumber utama: Kedua posting sumber-sumber utama adalah dari orang yang berlainan. Posting sumber-sumber utama yang pertama atu adalah aku sendiri, dan posting kedua inda ku tau dari siapa!?. Terimakasih kerana sumber-sumber utama (kedua) agree dengan postingku yang awal atu. Perkara nick yang sama atu sebenarnya inda menjadi isu tapi yang perlu diperbaiki dan dipikirkan ialah peranan KHEU terutamanya PDI (pusat dakwah islamiah) - perasanku sejak PDI ditubuhkan makin banyak perceraian dikalangan pasangan islam diBrunei berlaku - barangkali isteri2 karang ani telampau banyak tau hak-hak isteri dalam islam (selapas mengikuti ceramah2 atau forum2 berkaitan dengan kekeluargaan) dan perjuangan bisdia ialah menuntut hak tanpa menyedari adakah hak2 suami mereka telah pun ditunaikan. Jadi para isteri karang ani lebih berani bahkan sanggup menuntut cerai dari suami kalau suami tidak menunaikan hak bisdia (walaupun sedikit saja hak bisdia inda tetunai). Keengganan suami menunaikan hak isteri mungkin berpunca dari isteri yang gagal menunaikan hak suaminya. Contohnya seorang pegawai PDI (berasal dari KB) bekas ustazah dibahagian pengislaman yang dulu-dulu muanya selalu dalam TV memberi ceramah atau belakon pasal ugama minta cerai dari lakinya (orang buruh) tapi karang ani ku dangar kana buang keraja (pasal kana tangkap basah sama laki orang) - sepatutnya kana buang keraja tapi orang PDI menyuruhnya memohon berhenti kerja supaya bolih memohon balik keraja di PDI. Cali-cali! Punca perceraian pegawai atu ialah ia inda sanang hati mertuanya tinggal bersama dirumah bisdia. Inda ia tau kali bahawa anak lelaki (suaminya) atu mempunyai tanggungjawab menjaga kedua orang tua nya seperti yang dituntut dalam islam. So ceramah kekeluargaan kalau inda kana tampatnya akan memberi kesan negative terhadap masyarakat. Duh! karang ani Kementerian Belia dan Sukan pun ikut-ikutan menangani masalah keluarga masyarakat islam di Brunei setelah PDI KHEU nampaknya gagal menjalankan peranan dalam isu tersebut. Primary Resources 25.05.2003

Iklan free untuk peniaga Brunei.: Siapa kan mempromosi barang jualannya seperti mekap, murtabak, cucur udang, nasi lemak, milo pink, gamat, seluar pelarut dan sebagainya bolehlah menaruh iklan secara percuma saja disini http://netbisnes.com/iklanfree/ . Terima kasih atas kerjasama webmaster dan semua orang. Webmaster 25.05.2003

pilihan: hai bf ku yg kucintai! sekujur tubuh telah ku serahkan, semua masa ku utk mu, nyawa pun sanggup ku korbankan utk mu, tapi masih jua ko sia2kan cinta ku. masih jua ada dia. rambang banar mata mu a2. kan ku tanyakan bisai2 ko melenting, cam syg banar ko kan kediaku. ko ingat ko seorg saja laki2 di Brunei ani? banyak lagi laki2 single yg kan mau kan aku tapi aku setia orgnya, nda ku melayan. ku syg ko. tapi sampai bila ko cemani? ko ingat ko kan madukan kami? pilih tah jgn membuang masa, jgn kan memain hati bini2 saja. ku gitau krg keluargamu apa ulah mu sebenar ataupun ku biarkan diriku labu. siapa2 yg terasa pedas a2 sadar2tah, sebelum kamu tepaksa & dipaksa membuat pilihan. kpd gf mu yg 1 lagi, jgn pecaya aku sudah ditingalkanya! banyak kali dah ko menelipun ia masa kami bersatu, ucapnya ko a2 sisternya tapi tau jua ku ko yg menelipun a2. gf mu 25.05.2003

KaN LaBiH BaGuS DaNGaR NaSiHaT~: Asalammualaikum W.B.THi,apa kabar semua,semoga sihat di samping keluarga tersayang. Kepada Menteri Lemiding,aku sokong kata²mu!.Aku sokong sebab memang aku pun inda puas hati cara durang keraja,kisah ani pun alum jua batah banar,Belum batah ani aku ada jua ke Jabatan yg Menteri Lemiding maksudkan,sekali ku liat memang banar cakap menteri Lemiding,aku datang tepat pukul 9 pagi,kan mengambil Cek Pembayaran Tender,Sekali ku liat Jabatan ani ada 3 org kanya yg keraja,yg lain hilang antah mana kah ya.Inda batah atu datang tia pekerja²nya,mun melayan inda jua mangapa,ani sudahtah tetawa! Yg ku sakit hati banar nyucuk²gigi mana tau ada manyangkut arah gigi,sudah di tanyakan adakah sdh Cek Pembayaran,Kasar lagi cakap tu,Janya arahku "Tahu pulangku ko bisnis wang,tapi luan jua inda panyabarmu" siapa kan sabar mun Pambayaran batah 2-3 bulan baru kan ada,padahal projek batah sdh siap,Mun cematu caranya inda batah Linkup Contractor di Brunei ani,Sama jua kisahnya Org Jawatan Basar di Brunei ani,diri gaji sudah basar puluhan ribu,tapi lakat jua kan manambah harta,inda pulang salah kan bisnis,adat bisnis memang besaing,tapi mun sdh besaing cara kotor kan nutup kompeni org,sebab kuasa jawatan basar ada,bisnis apa namanya tu?,Bisnis kan menjahanamkan org Brunei sendiri namanya tu,Kerajaan laung² madahkan kitani supaya beniaga & inda luan kan begantung arah Kerajaan,tapi bila sdh org kerajaan sendiri inda support Local Company termasuk Org Jawatan Basar mcm mana kan beniaga,mcm mana Bangsa Melayu kan maju mun bangsa sendiri kan manjatuh sesama bangsa.Maju Peniaga²Melayu Brunei \o/ MaLaY Da GReT 25.05.2003

Kawin......:: Ceritalah pasal kawin.....memang lawannya carai...
susah kan ditafsir
Mengapa mesti kawin
kalau akhirnya becarai jua
Ngapa laki-laki ani kan
mulut diorang manis kalah-kalah madu
udah nya belurih.....dibuangnya tia
sebab atulah aku inda hairan
napa janda suka goda laki urang
Tujuan untuk membalas dandam
arah pelakian yang curang dan durjana.......
ganya sayang nya janda miani ani.... Isabella 25.05.2003

Petua kuruskan badan....: Sanang saja kuruskan badan ani bah......Bagi siapa-siapa yang suka makan atu...cuba bangaskan makanan kamu atu lapas atu dimakan....gerenti kurus...kalau inda kurus pun apa jua ganya mati keracunan saja..ani petua yang ku dapat dari anak yang berumur 15tahun...... BB9 25.05.2003

AWAS KITAB MENYELEWENG!!!: Tajuk Kitab : LAFAZ ¡°ALLAH¡± Fadhilat Dan Rahsia-Rahsianya
Oleh : IBNU ARABI
Tebal Kitab : 103 muka surat
Penerbit : Jasmin Enterprise
Tarikh Lulus : 5-9-02 (rujukan: 5)

Kitab ¡®LAFAZ ALLAH¡¦¡¯ ini SECARA RENGKAS disebutkan di sini kenyataan yang mengelirukan dan boleh dikatakan menyeleweng, sesat dan menyesatkan, ialah antaranya:-
Pertama:
Keterangan tentang Kalimah ¡®ya Huwa¡¯ yang mengelirukan (lihat di ms: 4, 8 & 96)
Kedua:
Suka mentakwil sesuatu kalimat atau sesuatu ayat, seperti mentakwil kalimah ¡®ALLAH¡¯. Kalimah ¡®Allah¡¯ ini bukan saja ditakwil maknanya menurut satu-satu huruf, bahkan Ibnu Arabi menambah huruf dalam kalimah ¡®Allah¡¯ itu dari 4 huruf kepada 6 huruf¡¦!?? (ms: 10 hingga seterusnya¡¦) Takwilan huruf juga ditemui di muka surat:60...

Ketiga:
Kata-kata dan pengucapan-pengucapan ganjil yang jauh terpesong kepada kerusakan akidah yang boleh membawa kepada kesesatan dan kesyirikan!!! Antaranya:
1/ bayangan (cermin) Allah adalah al-Arsy (ms:38)
2/ bayangan (cermin) manusia adalah Allah, dan bayangan Allah adalah manusia (ms:38)
3/ Allah bersemayam di hati seorang Mukmin(ms: 38 & 49)
4/ Seterusnya kenyataan tentang ¡®bayangan¡¯ ini terdapat juga di ms: 44,
5/ Perkataan Abu Yazid ¡°Aku Allah¡± (ms:49 & 52)
6/ Mengatakan bahawa ¡®kewujudan Allah dalam diri¡¯ (ms:50)
7/ Semayam Ilahi di dalam hati seorang manusia (ms:50)
8/ Dia bersemayam di atas segala yang ada. (ms:50)
9/ Dikatakan seorang sufi dalam keadaan ¡®fana¡¯ nampak baginya Zat Allah swt (ms:52).
¢Ñ Soalnya bolehkah seseorang melihat Zat Allah semasa di dunia ini sebagaimana yang dialami seorang sufi dalam cerita tersebut....!??
¢Ñ Di dalam kitab ¡®Ajaran Sesat Di Negara Brunei Satu Tinjauan¡¯ ada mengetengahkan fahaman Ibnu Arabi yang bercampur-aduk dengan fahaman Bathiniah tentang bayangan (cermin) ini (ASDB, ms:316)

¢Â Dalam al-Quran, hanya dinyatakan bahawa ¡®Allah bersemayam di atas Arasy¡¯. Tiada satu ayat pun mengatakan Allah bersemayam di mana-mana...!??? Sedangkan akidah yang benar dalam Islam hanya dapat diambil perkhabarannya dari al-Quran dan Hadist Nabi saw. Dan al-Quran itu dalam bahasa Arab yang nyata dan terang. Jadi tidaklah boleh kita menerima penafsiran yang celeru yang tersasar dari roh al-Quran itu sendiri dan Hadist serta tidak mengikut kaedah bahasa Arab yang mana ianya adalah langkah-langkah musuh Islam untuk memutarbelitkan akidah dan ajaran Islam!!!

Keempat:
Berpegang kepada hadist yang tidak pasti kesahihannya, seperti sebuah hadist qudsi yang dibawakan oleh pengarang (Ibnu Arabi) dalam kitabnya ini (ms:60).
Lihat juga di ms:66, di bawah tajuk: ¡®Pengaruh Kebesaran Allah¡¯, ada sebuah riwayat, entah ianya dari hadist kah atau bukan; Kalau hadist adakah ia sahih? Kalau bukan hadist, lalu dari siapakah cerita itu dan dari mana ia tahu perkara ghaib sedemikian, yang hanya Allah saja yang tahu. Dan jika Allah berkehendak untuk mengkhabarkan kepada manusia perkara ghaib itu Ia akan menyampaikannya melalui RasulNya sebagai wahyu samaada berupa al-Quran atau Hadist sahih.....

Bahkan ada banyak lagi kenyataan-kenyataan yang mengelirukan dan berbau penyelewengan akidah serta penggunaan sumbar yang yang tersasar dari dalil yang sepatutnya, seperti penggunaan hadist yang diragui kesahihannya, yang mana boleh menghairankan bagaimana kitab ini (LAFAZ ¡°ALLAH¡± Fadhilat Dan Rahsia-Rahsianya) diluluskan serta diterima pakai di negara kita????? husna Brunei 25.05.2003

JP PLAY GROUND....NEED MORE ATT...: TO IJAP$HABIS LAGI....ya tah kau taloooor....aku lama di luar negeri bah belajar merantau nya orang round the world...educated lah katakan bukan macam kau utak pemikiran singkat..utak udang ..yang banar nya y n what happen to our play ground inda macam dulu..y now baru tah bebayar kau orang mana anak jati brunei kah atau pendatang haram.y u inda setuju jp play ground di repair atau do smething about it, u no thats the only place yang paling bagus utk semua orang datang bawa family,especially u yang balum pernah meliat atau keluar negara jiran like malaysia,n singapore.did u c this two country develope so fast and consider as a tourism country.wat abt u if u friends or cousint datang kebrunei kemana kau membawa sudah tentu jp kan kan kan yang dulu kau aga,inda kan kau bawa kekampung aing atau ketemburong apa kan ko liat ah wang,but its ok im leaving brunei soon,so kau uruskan tah jp atu k. Pemerhati 25.05.2003

Reply Periksa lagi Jab.Mxxxx...: Eh! jangan tah luan kan menyibuk hal org ani ,mgapa tia kau nda lagi berani menyabut nama org atu....takut ko kah.....
peduli tia hal mu saja....brangkali eksinmu atu kau menolak kana runding atu.... merasai kali eh....ingat anak laki konon....megucap org ani nda ko ingat anak laki mu....baik bestagafar....
Kalau ko berani mgapa nda bgitau saja arah orgnya,nda payah kan di padahkan sana sini,...ko atu sempurna udah kah?dpt kan ko mncium bau syurga,kalau nda cukup amalan jgn tah kan bcakap pasal ugama ani....kalau ko berani tampilkan dirimu di pejabat atu...jgn takut...!!Lain kali periksa dulu diri atu.....Mambang tanah 25.3.03 Mambang tanah..... 25.05.2003

Selamat hari jadi to A.B.D.B: Selamat hari jadi to ANGKATAN BERSENJATA DIRAJA BRUNEI!!
Teruskan perjuangan utk melindungi negara BRUNEI DARUSSALAM yg tercinta.
Jasa kamu d kenang selamanya!!! Peminat A.B.D.B 25.05.2003

Selamat Hari Ulang Tahun ABDB 2003.: Andainya gugur pahlawanku , Pengorbanan mu suci.....
la~ la~ la~ la~ la....
Rasa nya nda sabar2 lagi ku kan meliat suasana Hari Jadi Askar Tahun ani. Harap2 jangan lah cam tahun lapas... time kami jalan dTutong atu Boring banaa~ nda siuk acara nya. Lagi Pun time last year atu di Bahagikan 4 tempat yatah rasa nya cam nda complete. Atu pun nya duang paling Siuk DKB saja....
Ok lah... atu saja semangat semua askar2 Brunei ok..
VaVai... Jiwa Askar 25.05.2003

Indon Waitress: Setuju banaa ku nya Wild-Angel atu. Macam atu tah, ku puji inda luan barat sebalah bah... Au banaa tu inda jua kitani dapat salahkan basia atu 100%, kesian jua bah, mengkali ada pasalnya ah..nda ja! ........ Bah mun udah tau laki2 babini membawa kambang basia atu, laki2 bujang pulang inda taisliur...Nah siasat tia napa macam atu kian...Ada kali eh...jawab tia siapa yang ada pengelaban atu, buleeeeh............Au banaa mun laki2 ani inda pandai kambang inda jua bini2 baguna pakah ah...hehehehe matai plg kaang inda paidah2....mun udah kambang atu inda lagi sadaa membaie usin $$$$$, kaang mun tabuat anak kan membali pingsil anu haaga sen sen masam muha macam asam kelumbi... hahahaha... C.JENG 25.05.2003

Elaun kami mana??: Oiii Ck Ibrahim..mana tia allowance skulah kami ahhh..skulah lain Maktab Duli atu dua bulan yg lalu udah dapat elaun dua bulan...kami ani students Maktab Sains punya mana???? Hilang udah kesabaran ku eh..Napa ko duduk saja di opis,sudahtah akhir datang kraja..awal balik...cubatah tanyakan napa lambat kana bagi atu..kami banyak kan di bayar bah..kan bali buku untuk blajar exam lagii..bukannya kami ani semua kaya. Kapihhh 25.05.2003

Minat dulu : Aiih...minat ku kali ah c Sufri atu, buleh. Percayalah kalau kamu jangan bawa ia capi capi mana ia ikut capi capi tu. Ia akan jadi baik. Ia ani ikut cara orang membawaie ia bah. Ok ni ia ani, easy going. Tapi nasib baik inda ku berabis minat arah nya ani, kalau inda...fuuuh selamat. Bah bila lagi minum teh tarik, giliran mu lanja kali ah! Gitau perbinian kitani ganya sekadar minum teh tarik eh! Spies R us...upanya udah ko merasa ia ani, Pencari keabadian apa apa saja lah....adang tah, yang lepas jangan di kanang! Atu ko punya pasal dari awal, inda terkontrol...hehehehe Percayalah... 25.05.2003

Jangan telalu pecaya...: Iatah kamu ani pompuan...teluan kan mencintai seseorang...sampai tebari bari "mahkota" ani apa pasal huh?
Aku inda pulang kan menyukong lelaki ani...aku ani lelaki jua...tapi jangan tah luan 'talor' kana pujuk rayu c-lelaki ani dang eh...andang nya tah jua lelaki ani...mun udah ia medapat apa yang di hajati nya ...nah...cematu tah perangai nya tu...Iatah ku nasihat kan arah pompuan ani ah...kamu kamu ah...jangan luan melapas kan kemahkotaan kamu lai dang eh...karang menyesal nda sudah sudah...jangan tah jua kan menyalahkan kaum lelaki ani...jangan tah jua menyumpah nyumpah bisdiorang ani lai...salah siapa jua...Walaupun nya orang telampau menyayangi lai...JANGAN TAH DI BARI...walaupun ia memujuk...inda ku tahu ah kalau nya orang 'NYAMAN TIA'...abis lah...
Berwaspada tah kamu kaum HAWA...jangan mudah terpedaya olih TIPU DAYA seorang lelaki...ok atu saja nasihat ku...jaga lah kesucian mu sehingga kamu 'Berumah-Betangga'. Wasalam....minta ampun dan maaf kalau aku menyinggung perasan kamu wahai kaum HAWA... C-Awang 25.05.2003

Ya Udah...: Watever, whoever bukan nya nak robohkan rumah dan tangga orang, cuma nak kasi sedar lebih (tak nak sikit). Yang sokong dan puji dia tu baik atu hak kamu lah dan begitu juga yang tak sokong dan muak dengan tabiat nya ada hak juga. Bukan selalu buat di sini! Terima kasih la kat saudara yang suruh I taubat nasuha tu....terima kasih banyak banyak. Semoga dapat pahala. Kepada yang kenal kat dia tu, tegur tegur lah jangan sokong membawa rebah pulak, mungkin orang yang puji dia baik tu orang yang sama juga akal nya akal buat maksiat ajer, macam rasa nya diri tu tak akan mati. Ye lah....tutup buku. Cuma kenangan lalu selalu mengusik jiwa, kot dia pun terkenang jugak. Sufri minta maaf lah yer. Dulu tak tahu you dah ada rumah dan tangga, bila confirm dah tahu tu, kan tak per kasi pedas sikit mata tu baca the whole truth nothing but the truth! Pencari Keabadian Cinta 25.05.2003

Kenapa mereka inda senonoh ?: Tahu kamu apa sebabnya orang-orang dibawah KHEU atu kesat bahasanya didepan khalayak ramai walaupun durang atu jabatan ugama dan lulusan dari Universiti Kaherah, Mesir ?. Sebab tujuan durang datang belajar ke Mesir atu bukannya kan menuntut ilmu ugama yang banarnya tapi kan mendapat gaji yang lumayan. Belajar kerana ingin meraih gaji, bukannya ikhlas kerana ilmu. Sebab atu bila sudah dapat jawatan bergaji tinggi, nampak tia ulah sebenar atu. Pemalas tia. Lembab dan ganya sepantas kura-kura. Ada lagi hebat. Baru balik dari Mesir dapat ijazah lagi tu tapi inda tau baca doa selamat. Masa kena suruh membaca doa atu bepaluh jua. Sekali dibacanya tia perkataan-perkataan arab. Orang yang inda tau menyangka ia membaca doa. Tapi dikalangan hadirin atu ada jua yang tahu bahasa arab. Rupa-rupanya apa nah dibacanya atu ?. Puisi seloka cinta bahasa arab. Duii malaiku. Kan kapisan kami ketawa. Baik lagi guru ugama yang indada berijazah. Belajar dalam negeri, tapi bulih jua membaca doa selamat. Yang di JPI atu lagi tia. Sudah beranak lapan tapi ada skandal seks dengan laki orang sama jabatan. Mungkin setiap hari berjumpa, bertentang mata, naik nafsu, inda lagi bertentu nah...sudah tia. Kena serbu CID, silelaki memasang zip seluar, sibini2 rambut kusut baju kusut inda bertantu geragas kan bertudung. Bila kawan sepejabat bertanya banarkah atau inda, marah-marah ia inda mau menjawap. Kalau inda banar kenapa inda dinafikan. Sampai sekarang inda ada penafian. Siasat punya siasat rupa-rupanya si bini2 tadi kan membalas dendam arah perbuatan lakinya yang berada diluar negara buat serong dengan perempuan lain. Ani kes kan membalas dendam tapi dengan cara mencemarkan maruah sendiri. Kita tahap fikiran atu suku ganya walaupun lulusan azhar. Sebab atu kalau ia bercakap didepan guru2, inda orang sudi mendengar. Bising pulang sesama sendiri bercerita sampai ia naik marah. Katanya " Nampaknya, macam saya saorang saja yang bercakap disini ani". Guru-guru senyum pulang. Senyum mengejek. Iyalah....siapa mau mendengar kata-kata kaki maksiat ?. Poordah. Guru under JPI 25.05.2003

selamat hari jadi ABDB brunei Darussalam: ASSALAMMUALAIKUM...KEPADA SEMUA ANGGOTA BERSENJATA DRAJA BRUNEI DMANA SAJA BERADA, DISINI KAMI INGIN MENGUCAPKAN SELAMAT HARI JADI ABDB...YANG KEBERAPA NTAH???...SEMUGA ABISTKITA SEMUA MENJALAN KAN TUGAS2 DENGAN JUJUR DAN AMANAH...SEKIAN WASSALAM. pewira n pertiwi 25.05.2003

kad pelajar ubd!: Masuk ke Exam Hall Ubd atu..... banar pulang kana cek sebelum masuk tapi inda jua kana liati banar Nama, gambar dan no id dalam atu samakah inda sama orang yang kan exam atu. Mun di tebalikkan id kad atu mana jua durang meliat. sukur-sukur saja mencek atu Ganya meliat kad masakan masuk inda pidah-paidah. banar eh b4 start exam ada cakap"sila letakkan kad pelajar di sebelah kanan meja awda" TAPI sebatah ku exam dari 5hb til 17 hb may INDA PERNAH KAD YANG ATAS MEJA ATU KANA JANGKAU ATAU KANA LIATI OLEH PENGAJA PEPERIKSAAN. kalau kami pelajar kana suruh mematuhi peraturan, pekerja ubd atau penjaga peperiksaan patut jua menjalankan peraturan dengan baik bukannya sukur-sukur saja atau eksen sajakan meliatkan diri atu bekeraja.Buleeeeey! mahasiswa UBD 25.05.2003

To: Sarimah: sarimah sarimah.... behapa kan disalahkan lelaki saja... sebagai perempuan mesti jua tau mana yang baik mana yang buruk. Perkara ani berlaku arahmu kah sekarang ani? kalau cematu kesian tu eh... I hope ko ok lah time ani...But the thing is that.. kenapa lah sebab 'sayang' sanggup berbuat cematu sama lelaki atu. Kenapa percaya sangat cakap lelaki ?? Kalau lelaki atu memang banar banar sayang... then ia sanggup tunggu sampai bila2. Buat apatah kan dibagi awal2.. rugi jua tu.. then udah kawin macam boring tia... well.. baik ia mau kawin. Like u said.. durang buang perempuan lapas buat cematu. Jadinya.. next time, jan luan ikut nafsu kalau becinta ani.... sex is not everything in a relationship. cukuptah sekadar ada ikatan atu.. jgn smpai ketahap membari badan arah lelaki. Bah jan tersinggong.. Aku 25.05.2003

to sumber tidak utama: cemana u tau,u ani mesti urg pusat dakwah jua ni atau urg kheu...kalau nda cemana u tau,setau ku nada urang gay di pusat dakwah atu,jgn luan menuduh urang ani bedosa basar...barangkali kalau banar pun mesti u pun kana xxxxr kali...ingat tu ah!aku bukan kan melawan kan urg sendiri walaupun ku tahu banyak urg yg taiming disana atu,terutamanya urg yg selalu memutung cuti kakitangan pusat dakwah... masbuk tah jua ku tu kan mengomplen...sendiri mau ingat,jgn luan ditalan cuti urg ani!UNTUK KEBAIKAN WARGA PUSAT DAKWAH..JANGAN BIARKAN KEMUNGKARAN BERLELUASA . urg pusat dakwah islamiah 24.05.2003

orang kerajaan: inda ku tau sebenarnya kan becerita arah siapa lagi kecuali disini di harap ada tah yg sudi membaca. kan bejumpa ku pegawai di kementerian pembangunan. so ke sana tah ku so this one polite lady said ada ia bisai tah biskita kesana she call the guy telling him yg aku kesana. berabut tah ku kesana takut inda sempat, sampai disana ada laki2 bagitau balik ia sudah.esok kesana ku lagi kana suruh tungu bila keluar bida jua mua kali ah orang yg keluar atu orng yg membagitau ia sudah balik on the previuos day tapi ia dapat control buat2 ketawalah prasannya cali tah tu bekas bekelakar arah org tapi kena sebut pegawai kerajaan membagi bad reputation saja. So to those yg berkenaan baiktah train lagi pegawai pegawai atu menyemak ofis saja banyak lagi org kan bekeraja kalau inda dapat handle bah ok tah saja anyway keep up your good work sunadi......... orang awam 24.05.2003

tollllonnnggg kawin kan aku......: siapa-siapa yang dapat menolong aku, aku ani banar-banar udah kan belaki... tapi jantan ku ani laki orang baaahhhh... kedia mau sudah kawin tapi bininya inda mau sign... usulnya kan di suruhnya tah kami ani ber.... ehem, ehem... sebelum nikah.
bah kalau kami telanjur minta maaf ku ah... kita jua punya salah teluan ego inda mau menerima takdir jodoh ku tah udah tu laki mu ah... inda kita tau kah kurang bah lelaki di dunia ani paksa jua kitani sharing. sharing is caring kan.....
kan ku katakan laki-laki ani inda banar-banar... batah jua sudah kami bercinta, kalau kawin nya orang tua-tua ampat lima orang sudah anak ku, yang tua mesti sudah 10 tahun.
baaaahhhh jadi kah kitani kan share ah kak hjh... karang menanggung dosa laki kita sama aku pulang kita. sayang jua kita sudah hjh ah inda tau kan hukum, aku ani balum pulang alim banar tapi watir ku kami telanjur.. karang beranak tiri kan anak luar nikah pulang kita.. siapa yang malu...????
jangan luan tamakkan laki, karang putih mata kana kebas tarus. baik jua aku mau share saja inda jua ku kan mengambil hak milik kita semuanya. bah balas mail ku ani kak hjh ah.... bagi tah persetujuan arah bang aji ah....
semoga kitani rukun damai sampai ke anak cucu... akunakkawin.. 24.05.2003

mari tah sama2 mengampu orang kaya...: aku ani kan bacaita janta... ada bah orang yang bekeraja di bank islam atu bank..... i_d_bb... kan mengampu tah ganya kraja nya... kan minta naik pangkat bah kali... kedia ani kan bini-bini pulang, namanya...... di ujung-ujung bibir... za za za.... miza kah norsalmiza... inda ku pasti jua ah... tapi lurus kali tu eh...
tau kamu kedia ani ah.. kan mau kaum kerabatnya & sahabat nya saja bekeraja arah bank ani. ada sudah orang becerita pasal kedia ani kalau ia nampak orang apply ke sana yang ia inda ingin tarus disimpannya arah rejection letter padahal orang atas balum lagi meliat, tapi tebuat kan kenalannya baaahhhh... ada tah tu karang kana panggil ujian betulis atau pun interview.
ku dangar lagi kedia ani kan kalau ada dang sanak atau kawannya kan ujian betulis di supply nya paper soalan. baik jua tu ah... ingin ku kan bekawan c miza ani dapat ku kraja di bank kamu atu.
bah... pegawai2 yang berkenaan atu ambil tah tindakan sewajarnya arah staff kamu ani, karang betukar pulang nama bank kamu jadi empayar c miza.... he he he..... kaki ampu kakiampu@yahoo.com24.05.2003

TO RAKYAT KEBAWAH DULI: Astaghfirullahalazhim, maaf dulu aku menyusun semula luahan hati biskita dari pertama hingga seterusnya.
(1) BISKITA BACA WIRID ALHAMDULILLAH
(2) BISKITA MEMPERLI PEGAWAI POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI YANG BERTONGKAT.
(3) BISKITA MEMPERTIKAIKAN PENTADBIRAN POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI
(4) BISKITA JEMU ATAU KELAMUAN MELIAT TUGAS-TUGAS POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI DI DALAM MEDIA PERMATA, BORNEO BULLETIN DAN TV.
(5) BISKITA BERPENDAPAT DUIT SAMAN UNTUK KEPENTINGAN POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI.
(6) JAM 12.30 TENGAH HARI BISKITA MENCARI POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI SEKEJAP ADA SEKEJAP NADA UNTUK MENGAWAL LALULINTAS DI SEKOLAH ST.JOHN KB.
(7) BISKITA DAPAT KEMALANGAN DAN BERNASIB BAIK ORANG ATU MAU BERUNDING LUAR. MANA TIA WIRID ALHAMDULILLAH BISKITA ATU?
(8) BISKITA BERTANDANG KE BALAI POLIS KUALA BELAIT DAN BERTANYA SECARA RINGKAS KENAPA NADA POLIS MENGAWAL LALULINTAS DI SEKOLAH ST. JOHN. ANTAH BISKITA BERTANYA ARAH OCS BALAI ATAU RANK & FILE? TAPI BISKITA KATA PEGAWAI POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI TAMPAT KITA BERTANYA ATU DAN DIA MENJAWAB SECARA RINGKAS DI SURUHNYA BISKITA MERUJUK KE CAWANGAN LALULINTAS BATU 3. PERTANYAAN BISKITA TADI TAMAT DI SINI SAJA TETAPI DI DALAM HATI BISKITA MERASA HAIRAN DAN BERTANYA PULA DI BRUDIRECT, APAKAH TUGAS POLIS DI BALAI-BALAI DENGAN TRAFIK POLIS INDA SAMA WALAUPUN UNIFORM INDA SAMA TAPI SAMA JUA KERAJANYA TU??? AKU SAJATAH MENJAWAB MENGIKUT FAHAMAN KU. HAYATI SAJA JAWAPAN KU ANI. POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI DARI BALAI-BALAI TUGASNYA BEAT ATAU PATROL BERJALAN KAKI YANG BIASA KITANI LIAT SETIAP HARI TERUTAMA SEKALI DI KAWASAN KEDAI ATAU PASAR. SELAIN ATU ADA BEAT ATAU PATROL MENGGUNAKAN MOBIL. ADA JUA ESCORT ORANG SALAH UNTUK DIBICARAKAN KE MAHKAMAH. ADA JUA ESCORT PEGAWAI-PEGAWAI BANK YANG MEMBAWA DUIT KE SATU TEMPAT. TUGAS TRAFIK POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI, DURANG MENGAWAL LALULINTAS YANG TERLATIH NO.1 DAN HEBAT. DURANG ANI TAH YANG PALING CEKAP UNTUK MENGAWAL LALULINTAS SELAIN ATU DURANG MEMBUAT RONDAAN DIMANA SAJA DAN BERTUGAS SEBAGAI ESCORT UNTUK KELUARGA KERABAT-KERABAT DIRAJA DAN MEREKA JUGA ESCORT KENDERAAN-KENDERAAN YANG BERAT YANG MEMBUAT PERJALANAN JAUH. BIASANYA PERKHIDMATAN DURANG ANI DIPERLUKAN OLEH BSP.
(9) BISKITA NAMPAK POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI BERJALAN DI KEDAI-KEDAI WAKTU PAGI DENGAN BERMOTORSIKAL, TENGAH HARI PULA BISKITA MERASA KEHILANGAN MEREKA DAN MENCARI MANA TIA? MANA TIA?
(10) BISKITA BEPERASANGKA APABILA MENDENGAR PERKATAAN SENGAUNG.
(11) BISKITA NAMPAK POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI MEMBUAT ROAD BLOCK. PANDANGAN BISKITA KONONNYA POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI BERLAGAK DENGAN BERMOTORSIKAL.
(12) BISKITA KAN COMPLAIN DI BULLETIN TAPI NIAT BISKITA MAU SEMUA SEKALI DAPAT MEMBACA DI BRUDIRECT ALASAN MURAH DAN PERCUMA.
(13) BISKITA TERANGKAN 12.30 TENGAH HARI NADA TRAFIK POLIS, APA USUL KEADAANNYA???
(14) BISKITA TERANGKAN SEMUA BANGUNAN DAN JALAN RAYA DI KUALA BELAIT DAN BISKITA KATA NADA JALAN PINTAS DAN SEMUA PENGGUNA JALAN RAYA MENGGUNAKAN SATU JALAN ANI YANG DIKATAKAN PALING SIBUK.
(15) BISKITA MEMBERI AMARAN KALAU DI MASUKKAN KE BULLETIN BARU TAH POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI ANI BERIA-IA MEMBERSIHKAN NAMA, KELUAR PEPATAH BISKITA "SEDIAKAN PAYUNG SEBELUM HUJAN". POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI SUDAH BIASA HUJAN RIBUT TANPA PAYUNG. TERSERAH TAH PADA BISKITA SEBAB DI SEMUA BALAI DI SEDIAKAN BUKU CATATAN 24 JAM APABILA MEREKA MENJALANKAN TUGAS MASING-MASING.
(16) BISKITA MENGATAKAN DIRI BISKITA ATU ORANGNYA PEMEDULIAN UNTUK MENYEDARKAN POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI.
Sekarang giliranku lagi bertanya. Cuba kira berapa kali biskita bewirid Alhamdulillah di dalam komen pertama biskita? Berapa kali biskita memperli pegawai Polis Diraja Brunei? Berapa kali biskita kelamuan meliat Polis Diraja Brunei menjalankan tugas mereka? Berapa kali biskita mengunjar mencari Polis Diraja Brunei? Berapa kali kita berprasangka dengan Polis Diraja Brunei? Kalau aku boleh bersabar sekadar kesibukan yang biskita riuhkan di sini. Mengapa pulang biskita inda dapat bersabar? Hal ani jangan ku dibawa berpakat, anakku pun sekolah di St. John jua..Kesibukan atu hanya 15 minit, bukan 30 minit, jangan TERLUAN MEMERINTAH, ani mesti jua hari-hari Polis Diraja Brunei bertugas disana atukah? Sudah tah biskita inda tau jawapan mengapa Polis Diraja Brunei sekejap ada sekejap nada di sana atu tapi bukannya Polis Diraja Brunei langsung nada. Masa biskita bertandang ke balai atu, mengapa inda bertanya 16 perkara tadi? MENGAPA BENCI TAPI RINDU pada jam 12 tengah hari sahaja? Ada masalah kah biskita dengan durang ani? Kesibukkan yang biskita terangkan tadi semua ku tau tu, kalau orang bijak yang bukan bertujuan mengambil anak sekolah ia tidak akan memilih jalan yang terlalu sibuk ani. Sebab jalan di Bandar KB nada jalan mati. Ku kira ada 4 simpang jalan tambus dan ada 3 jalan straight yang tembus. Pihak kerajaan sudah fikirkan tu untuk kemudahan pengguna jalan raya. Kalau ku terkenang berapa lama terperangkap di perjalanan dari ARAFAH to MINA ani baru ia dikatakan terperangkan di jalan raya yang paling lama. Mungkin sebab atu jua aku inda hairan terperangkap hanya 15 minit. Selesaikan tah masalah kita atu tarang-tarang di balai atau ke cawangan Lalulintas di Batu 3 daripada menerangkan di Brudirect. Jangan tah kita kan mengharap pegawai-pegawai Polis Diaraja Brunei kan berminat membuka laman web Brudirect ani di rumah durang sebab banyak keraja yang kan durang buat walau di balai-balai pebaik laman web Brudirect ani semuanya telah DIPOTONG. Sebab apa, durang lebih selesa dan mau orang atu bertanggungjawab dengan masalahnya sendiri pasal di balai tah yang sesuai untuk menyelesaikan masalah biskita. Kepada POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI teruskanlah perjuanganmu, kami tetap memerlukan perkhidmatan biskata, ramai lagi orang yang bertimbang rasa dan bersimpati dengan tugas-tugas Polis Diraja Brunei sebab kami percaya POLIS DIRAJA BRUNEI insan biasa...... AKU SAYANG PADAMU24.05.2003

Kisah mualap belajar sembahyang: Pada suatu hari dalam kelas sembahyang seorang ustaz mengajar beberapa orang mualap mendirikan sembahyang. kata ustaz. Apabila kamu hendak memulakan sembayang di dahului dgn niat lepas itu angkat kedua belah tangan kamu dan tapak tangan menhadap kehadapan, ibu jari selari dengan bawah telinga. Lalu baca allah hu akbar dan turun kan tangan kamu seperti apa yang saya buat ini. Kemudian ustaz memulakan dengan latihan tersebut, tetapi dilihat nya seorang dari murid nya tidak mengikut ajaran nya, kedua ibu jari tangannya selari dengan paras bahu. Setelah di siasatnya rupanya murid tersebut bangsa kayan telinga nya hampir menyecah bahu. Joker 24.05.2003

Kisah mualap kan nazak: Suatu hari seorang mualap tua sedang nazak di ICU, kemudian anak anak nya menangis kerana melihat keadaan bapanya. Seorang daripadanya berkata " Pa bawa mengucap" kemudian response dari c bapa yang sakit ini cuma dapat mengeluarkan "ash". setiapkali anak anaknya bercakap "Pa bawa mengucap" bapanya akan menjawab "ash" maklumlah sebab kalau sudah nazak hendak mengucap pun inda tambus. Sudah berkali anak anak menyuruh mengucap, akhir nya baba nya dapat mengeluarkan "Ash salam mualikum" Joker 24.05.2003

Perhimpunan ICC: Perhimpunan ICC..apakan kamu ani Pusat Dakwah saja,cubatah sekali2 pusat beliakah,pusat ehsankah,pusat belibelah or pusatmu pusatku.inda jua semua kali org pusat dakwah atu inda besopan santun kapir2an dll yang inda baik atu,ramai jua lagi yang baik berhati mulia berbudibahasa,f u marahkan sorang,orang a2 je jgn dibawa insan lain yg nda bedosa.sapakan kan 2 ah pegawai yg malang kana maksudkan a2?Sal forum a2 baik jua 2 anak tempatan dibagi peluang beforum ndakan harap dr.masitah je,sapatah lagi kan support local f bukan kitani yg ic kuning ani?kpd yg brkenaan jgn mare akhirnya cintailah negara sendiri.jumpa lagi. adik dk9876@hotmail.com 24.05.2003

Jokes Peg Daerah: Apa bila selesai saja kebakaran di Kg Air, keesukkan hari, selepas waktu berkerja, Peg Daerah pergi ke tambing dan menaiki moto tambang, sebelum menaiki dia bertanya berapa tambang ke jambatan muzium, penambangan memberi tahu $50.00 sebab hari sudah petang dan masuk waktu magrib. Penambang tidak kenal penumpang itu Tuan Do, sebab pakaian nya macam rockers, pakai dark glasses, jeans dan baseball cap. Kemudian DO pun setuju, dalam pelayaran, DO ternampak tin bir berlabuyan, kemudian ditanyakan nya pada penambang. Kenapa di Brunei ani ada bir sedangkan kawalan begitu ketat untuk kemasukkannya. Penambang memberi tahu dibrunei sukar untuk mengawal kerana beberapa tempat tidak dapat dikawal. Kemudian Penambang mengeluarkan dari Cool Boxnya lalu di offernya penumpang tersebut. Untuk tidak menghampa, penumpang mengambil minuman tersebut dan pura2 minum, penambang pun minum. Apabila penambang tidak melihat, penumpang memibuangnya isi minuman tersebut. Lepas itu penambang offer lagi tetapi penumpang tidak mahu sebab 1 tin sudah cukup untuk nya. Apa bila sampai di distinasi jambatan muzeum, penumpang mengeluarkan duit $500.00 untuk membayar kerana dia tidak ada duit pecah. Kemudian kebetulan penambang pun tidak ada, kemudian penumpang memberi $500 tersebut dan suruhnya 'keep the change'. Penambang terkejut, kemudian penambang bertanya, "siapa kita anikan sebenarnya" setelah ditanya berkali kali oleh penambang akhirnya. Penumpang mengenalkan dirinya. "Diaku ani Pegawai Daerah" kemudian penambang ketawa berabis belaing laing matanya. Sahut penambang" Baru 1 tin madah kediri Pegawai Daerah, kalau 2 tin tadi entah Menteri kali" Joker 24.05.2003

to: Sang lelaki yang bernama "SUAMI":Mun sudah anggau atu ah, melihat atap rumah pun sudah cukup!!........itu lah yang di namakan suami yang angau (gilakan) anak dara kah, janda kah or even bini orang!!!!............ta round-round tempat rumah bini-bini atu macam orang paloi, macam tah orang inda tau olah-olah kamu yang macam orang mabuk kepayang atu.....ANGAU tu namanya wang!!!!...........so kepada suami-suami yang terasa dan yang sedang angau!!!........, baik tah jaga nama baik diri atu.......apatah lagi diri atu ada back ground and ada pangkat!!!!!.............baik terajun lubang jamban atu dulu untuk membersihkan diri ah!!!!..........habis-habis konon terkana orang!!!.........hahahahahaha.....bull shaith lah!!...... perempuan terakhir 24.05.2003

VCD BRUNEI BULIH...: AWU BAH SIAPA KAH HERO BRUNEI YANG BUAT FILEM xxx KU DENGAR ORG KB WAH BANAR KAH? , MAU JUA KU TAU EEEH.... SANGAL UDAH KU MELIAT ORANG PUTIH , INGIN JUA KU MELIAT ORG LOCAL KALI AAAH..... pEEeWeEET.....YG TAU MANA BEJUAL EMAIL DIH! Mr^MaMbO eastshady@brudirect.com 24.05.2003

cari kereta: assalamualaikum kepada pembaca hys sekalian,dapat kamu tolong bagitau siapa-siapa yang ada bejual kereta esp.toyota diesel tolong inform arah hys ani.terima kasih. toyota karnie@25296 24.05.2003

Kuruskan Badan: hai Ct Mawar ani ada plang petua kuruskan badan, cubatah u membeli majalah Mingguan Wanita disana ada memperkenalkan product Sendayu Tinggi . Insyallah Ct Mawar akan mendapat bentuk badan yang diingini, cubatah anda tidak akan menyesal. Saya sudah mengamalkan nya dan buat masa ini saya sudah slim. CiAyu 24.05.2003

kan kongsi2 cerita:ok assalamualaiku hai kepada pembaca hys...kediaku ganya kanjoin channel ani,ialah kan manalah tau kan ada urg yg terbaca apa yg ku tulis dlm hys ani,dan manalah tau kan ada urg yg berminat kan merukuj kembali sistem pekerjaan di negara brunei darussalam ani,,,aku ani ganya kan meluah kan rasa hati ku ani yang inda puas hati terhadap sesetengah pihak yang berpangkat boss di brunei ani,terutama sekali boss yang berbangsa cina,,aku inda mengatakan semau jahat tapinya ada lah segelintir darinya makan hati jua uleh nya lah,aku ani pernah berkerja adlm sektor swasta,apa nya urg kan betahun udah kaja dlm bidang ani balum tah kan mendapat gaji yang setimpal dgn keraja kitani atu,,,,,,,,,,,,sudah tah atu ah tedapat lagi boss yang inda pandai memilih cara urg bekaja,dah atu pilih kasih lagi tu klu kan menagurkan staff nya,kenapa kah hala catua tu boleh etrjadi,sedangkan dari mata kasar semuanya sama saja, nada yg labih ,,,,udah tah atu tu aH! memilih lagi tuu kan bercakap dgn urg mana,,,,,tapi bila dkomplain arah pihak yang berkenan macam2 pendindingnya supaya inda kedapatan,,,antah kenapa kah ia,,udah atu pihak2 yang berkenan mcm pejabat buruh atu inda tah pandai kan mengambil tindakan terhadap sesetengah boss di negara brunei darussalam ani,
iatah jua xxxxx xxxxx nya tuu urg buruh atu,,karang terbuat ada urg mengkomplain pasal ada staff yang selalu jarang kan dtg keraja sekajap mata ganya bidiurang datang, inda tah payah kan menunggu dalam seminggu tapinya dua hari lapas kana komplain bah datang tia,,,,,cuba tah kamu sekali-sekala melihat jua akan keadaan ketua2 dlm bahagian swasta ani,,,,,cubatah klu nbuleh bagi durang atu sedikit counsiling kah,jangan tah ganya kan pandai kan menagurkan staff yg salah ,nya urg salah sedikit pun buleh menyebabkan urg atu menjadi kemarahan arah boss palui atu bah,,,,,,,,,nanti lagi sambung zzzzz 24.05.2003

Kuruskan Badan..........(ct mawar ): Dang ct, bila ku membaca tulisan mu 24/5/03 pasal cam mana petua utk kuruskan badan atu, simpati dan prihatin banar ku kan ketaisan liur mu utk mempunyai body yg slim dan lawa atu. Usul2nya gemuk banar kali ct ani, macam pelakun yusni jaafar di malaysia atu kali ah. Dikirakan berusaha banar pulang sudah tu, mun bermacam2 jenis ubat sudah dicuba, kontrol makan tapi gastrik yg timbul, badan inda jua mau slim. Di sini ani, aku ingin jua kan bekongsi pengalaman arah mu macam mana cara utk menguruskan badan atu. Sebabnya sebelum ani, aku pun terlalu gemuk bah, bila meliat diri arah ceramin, kan lagi bida usulnya. teparam berabis, temutuk lagi tu, sampai payah ku beunjar batang leher ku. Rupanya ditapuk oleh lamak2 didagu ku atu. Sayang rantai emas dan berlian ku, inda bapakai mun sudah inda beleher inda jua lawa kali ah mamakai. Hari2 hidup ku dilanda kekusutan, betambah tia lagi bila melihat teman2 sekeliling pinggang ani, body durang lawa2 mengancam berabis bah, betambah lagi rasa diri ku serba kekurangan. meliat batis durang bisai slim macam batang padi meliuk ke kiri meliuk ke kanan, yg batis ku bila diliat macam batis gajah inda ada potongan. lamak batis lagi tu macam bunting kerabau basarnya. Mana lagi bila bejalan-jalan atu, laki2 muda yg macho2 atu, meliat arah ku semacam saja, kemudian durang sindir2 dan tebatuk=batuk lagi tu. Aduh ma ct, rasanya dunia ani turut memperli akan diri ku, kan senyum pun tak mampu lagi. Hasrat ku utk meluahkan perasaan cinta arah sidia, terpaksa ku kuburkan. Dengan semangat yg ada, aku pun inda membuang masa lagi, aku berusaha tanpa kenal jemu. Pada mulanya aku jalan ke kadai buku2 & majalah, aku bali poster artis malaysia yg cute tinggi slim ct Nur Halizah. Ku lantak didinding bilik tidur ku. sampai dinding2 atu inda lagi nampak bah. Bangun tidur mesti ku becakap sendiri macam org palui. kataku, suatu hari mesti body ku lawa dan slim macam ct Nur Halizah ani. Subuh aku start bejogging, lari2 anaklah. kan belari laju inda ku dpt pasalnya luan barat bah. lapas atu aku minum sliming tea ( dari cina ) dua cawan. T/hari makan ganya sedikit nasi dan ikan berabus. Malam aku inda makan, ganya minum air putih dan makan sebiji buah epal. Hari2 aku buat macam atu. Dan sekarang ani, alhamdulilah jauh jua kurangnya, kenampakan sudah batang leher ku walau pun target macam ct nur halizah alum tercapai tapi sekurang-kurangnya hairan jua kawan2 ku meliat ada perubahan pada diri ku. Dan akan ku teruskan lagi cara ani tanpa memakan ubat2an kerana takut ku kan makan, nya orang ada kesan sampingan yg boleh memudaratkan badan. Bah cam mana sanggup kau kan ikut cara ku atu ct? Dan kalau ada cara lain lagi, aku akan cuba belari naik bukit pulang, supaya menambahkan lagi penurunan berat badan ku ani. Syukur ku jua, walau pun masa ani barat ku sudah tinggal 165 paun dari 190. Nanti lagi ku menulis klu sudah body ku lawa macam ct nurhalizah atu. ani baru peringkat permulaan. bah jgn buang masa ct, mulai tah dari sakarang ani dgn cara ku ani. ct Ayu Manja 24.05.2003

kan kuruskan badan: to mawar inda payah kan nguruskan badan ani cuba tah ko ikut saranan ku ani 1. cuba ko bwa bersenam maksudku joging 10 minit saja tiap hari 2. cuba ko kurangkan makan nasi 3. jan lagi makan malam buleh ko makan mlm tpi jan yg barat2 mcm mkn buah or sup saja ko cuba tips ku ani insyallah.... SELAMAT MENCUBA. Kulimpapat 24.05.2003

Adiah Tia Karang: Awu pasal adiah atu jua ah. xxxxx xxxxx 40 tu laki2 ah. Bukan saja laki2 atu la temasuk jua bini2 2 org atu. Pecaya tah kami ni ya kan membagi adiah. Sampai sanggup mama ku dari tutong kan ke bandar. Kali nya nde jua ada adiah. Kasian mama ku. D suruh nya membali ada tia pulang, barang2 xxxx ah. Macam tah mama ku beduit, time petangahan bulah wah tu. Konon bagi jam free tarang2 jam $1.80. Peidah. |aN| 24.05.2003

1124: Abt Black Skyline or Red Sylvia 1124 of KB ah.. Sapa yang kacau bini org atu, bapa o anak nya? Kan mau tau jua ku ah.. |aN| 24.05.2003

Pasal Barik Lagi: Kepada Orang Barik Polis, Kenapakan kita ucapkan Anak-Anak Polis ani Pemihir atu. Inda jua semua anak-anak polis ani pemihir kali barangkali yang gauk2 atu benartu pemihir inda pandai menjaga harta benda kerajaan. Kalau biskita berkerjasama membersih dengan penghuni barik yang lain atu bersih kompound polis atu senang jua mata memandang. Kami dulu tinggal jua dibarik polis bersih jua sebabnya kami bergotong royong dengan semua kelamin yang tinggal dibarik atu. kalau biskita dibarik atu mengamalkan kerja bergotong royong maka bersihlah barik polis atu nyaman jua mata melihat kali ah. Pasal permainan dulu inda jua ada barangkali kanak-kanak gauk atu amai tangannya inda dapat melihat barang2 yang disediakan kerajaan. Anak Polis 24.05.2003

Empire Hotel Management: For all rakyat Brunei:
Tujuan saya mempost mail ani bukan apa kan share dengan orang2 brunei kitani ani saja dan jua ingin menyuarakan ketidakpuasan dengan management Empire termasuk jua BIA. Ni pasal empire hotel atu bah. Info ani pun aku dgr dari source yang buleh dipercayai jua lah. Katanya pegawai Empire atu yang menjalankan empire atu nda tau menilai kelulusan orang. Masksud ku darisegi gaji lah. Ialah kan empire ani terkenal sudah, dapat awards apa, tapi perkerja nya kana tindas dari segi gaji. Staff nya mati-matian bekeraja siang malam tapi gaji nya inda seberapa. Orang lain yang inda tau memang pikir staff nya kana bayar gaji basar. Ada tia krg gaji basar. Info yang ku dapat ani pun ah aku pun membari sakit hati mendangar. Pegawai yang bukan org Brunei ah gajinya daripada $2000 - $10,000 ku dgr, nda jua patut2 dan inda munasabah. Inda tau lah sejauh mana kebenarannya yang $10,000 atu tapi kalau $2000 ke $6000 atu pecaya ku dikit lah. Maksudnya disini ialah pegawai nya begaji basarTapi staffnya ada yang kana bayar $450 saja tapi keraja dapur, trok jua kali keraja dapur ani ah time2 sibuk tah lagi, org atasnya tau makan tau komplen ganya tu mengarahkan ini itu tapi nda tau susah senang orang. Cuba tah diri yang bekeraja. Masa ani lagi pengurang staff ku dgr 500 org kana buang tapi mostly yang ada masaalah lah. Then pasal perang Iraq n wabak SARs atu banyak menjejaskan pelancongan untuk datang dan belayar kemana2 lah seluruh dunia termasuk Brunei. Jadinya empire ani takut nada income untuk membayar staff nya. Well maybe for them membuang staff is the only solution tapi macammana untuk menangani masaalah ani supaya gaji staff inda terjejas? Jangan tah di bantai gaji staff yang udah inda cukup atu sama ku dgr staff ani ada service charge pun kan kana kacau. Cuba tah gaji pegawai2 nya yang basar2 atu putung 20% kah nda jua membari mati kali tu. Pasal nya pegawai2 nya ani semua expenses kana tanggung anak bini durang. Imagine ah Rumah, kerita, mobile, tiket ulang alik anak beranak, sekulah anak semua empire nanggung. Jadinya gaji durang atu bulat2 nda bekacau. Jadinya kalau tah gaji durang atu $6000 ah dikurang kan jadi $2000 tinggal $4000 nda jua salah tu apa kan durang ingaukan itu ini kana tanggung. Jadi nya nda menjejaskan orang bawahan. Ani krg baru pun staff kan menikmati kesenangan, ada saja tia kan diputung atu. Ani nah segala stationary pun kan di kurang kan ini tu cana tah org kan bekeraja tu.
Durang nda tau nda sadar tu tau durang mengarahkan saja. Durang taunya meeting..meeting..meeting..pasal makanan kantin pun ada staff komplen nda di dgr pasal apa pasal durang nda pernah makan makanan dikantin atu sebab apa sebab durang mengabis kan makanan di restoran nya di bawah atu, mau standard lah. Ikut level. Cuba tah sekali sekala staff buleh makan sana dgn syarat jgn pakai uniform lah ani langsung nada, tunggu time off duty baru tah buleh ada.lagi satu discount kana bagi pun 10% ganya, mana memadai tu, jgn tah ngada2 kan becakap syukur sudah dibagi.
Yang pegawai nya 40% - 50% less.. awu eh nayaman makan durang. Makan sampai $100 pun nda kerasahan tu bah pasal apa, pasal ada 50% atu lah. Cuba tah staff atu lah dibagi benefit catu ani nda yang kaya betambah kaya. Mun catu macam mana tah durang kan tau kesusahan staff nya. Durang tau empire dapat income, staff keraja.. cukup bulan terima. Tapi durang inda tau kesusahan staff nya mana membayar loan kah, minyak kerita, belanja rumah, belanja anak bini lagi, bayar kerita. Alum lagi time raya apa tu ah mati eh karing. Iatah kenapa empire ani inda jadi mengambil anak Brunei semua dulu, pasal gaji randah lah. lagi baik dari tempat keraja lama durang. Siapa mau gaji $900 kana offer jadi $500? Pernah my fren ada degree kan kana offer keraja reception yang gaji $700 ganya, masa ani dapat BSP pulang. Apa sijil org ani inda bernilai kah yang sampai durang kan offer catu. Empire ani dulu kira sombong bah megah dengan kemewahannya boros nda tantu boleh
Kali ini itu tapi nda pernah pikir akan hal2 macam ani belaku baru tah kan cut cost ini itu, putung gaji staff apa. Kenapa mesti menindas macam atu. Sepatutnya pegawai nya org luar atu nda perlu dibari gaji basar bah, pasal semua cukup sudah di tanggung. Bari peluang arah anak Brunei menikmati gaji basar bah baru org sanang hati bekeraja. Kenapa mesti buang duit untuk org luaar, kemana tah tuju duit atu, mun bagi gaji basar arah anak Brunei, tantu duit atu lari nya ke Brunei jua. Iatah banyak staff beranti kan mencari keraja kerajaan pasal gaji nya basar ada elaun apa pas atu timbul tah pulang isu memilih kerajaan atau swasta, bukan macam atu halnya. Org diluar atu nda tau apa2 iatah membuat isu catu. Aku bukan kan apa, tapi sesiapa kan apply keraja empire atu baik tah jangan, atu sama jua macam mengantar nyawa tu. Tapi kalau sekadar kan cari experience ok lah tapi kalau an cari gaji basar sorry jangan harap lah. Iatah kalau mana2 pegawai2 BIA yang tebaca artikel ani tulung tah propose kan tia arah chairman biskita atu liat2kan tah gaji staff empire atu review balik ja.jgn nda tau ani biskita org atas mana mau ambil tau hal ehwal staff dibawah, sipun jua BIA atau empire sudah menjalan kan tugas tapi sejauh mana tugas atu dilaksanakan. Mana ndanya yang menjalankan empire ani utak org putih pas tu E.D nya atu nda tau apa2 taunya menyain tapi action nada. Cuba pakai kepala utak sendiri ani apa nya org putih atu ikut macam palui saja bah nda pandai take action sendiri. Tau nya menikmati gaji basar. Nda batah tu ko ah. Experience baru setaun jagung, baik pulang anu ketua lama atu. Harap2 apa yang ku dgr dari source ku ani banar. Tapi kalau kerajaan dan pihak BIA nda mengambil tindakan nda tah ku tau tu. Buruh ah mana tia cek lah nda kan makan gaji buta jua. Empire makai minyak babi apa kana riput pun nda jalan, pasal apa pasal empire pandai menapuk pandai cari alasan tapuk barang apa. Sipun kan menyamankan makanan. Mestilah si E.D atu mengapprovekan Kalau nda mana jalan tu pembelian brg atu, tapi nda apa biar ia nanggung dusa nya. Kepada pejabat ugama jgn tah minta kebenaran bah kalau sudah ada laporan atu bah ambush saja namanya spot check. Mun spot check kan di padah atu bukan spot check tu sdgkan Sultan lagi buat spot check ganya nda tau lah serba sedikit nya kana baritau jua tu buat persediaan kalau nda bah awu ada ia. Jadi apa tah tanggung jawap pejabat ugama tu kalau nda dapat bebuat apa2? Dari dulu ada saja rules dibuat ini tu tapi masa ani mana tia.serba serbi kan salah. Jgn tah kan mengharap kan hotel lawa basar apa mun management macam taie baik tah pikir balik ja.ingat tenaga org bah yg disuruh bekeraja atu ani ah ku dgr jua ada department atu mangganya (pelipin) 70% org melayunya 20% dan yang 10% atu bangsa lain2 lah. Nah iatah kan memajukan anak Brunei bekeraja dan mengurangkan pengangguran tu namanya yg sampai 70% atu. Banyak jua kali tu ah. Baru 1 department empire atu basar ada 10 deparment kah nah berapa sudah tu mangganya.
Of course lah kalau namanya yg running hotel atu org putih bau angit yg berkeraja pun ikung nya lah anu xxxxxxxx xxxxxx pengampu mati. Mudahan jua semua org Brunei membaca artikel ku ani biar semua org tau kebenaran macammana empire menjalan kan tugas durang. Pernah staff atu resign dicakapinya manager HR xxx xxxxa xxxxxxxx atu nya setaun labih sudah hotel ani buka tapi nada hand out kana issue. Sebenarnya ia atu asalnya kerja hotel macam Hotel Capitol di bandar tapi sudah datang brunei kena bagi tia high post oleh EX E.D xx xxxx xxxx xxxxx and xxxx xxxxxxxx. Sekali apa nah alasannya banyak keraja. Tai nya yang berkeraja staffnya ia apa jua mengarahkan ini itu. Nda sesibuk staff bah keraja durang. Ada VIP, mengampu. Mana durang tau staff nya suka kah nda kan keraja durang atu.
E.D atu ia ganya pernah makan di kantin masa 1st day nya keraja di hotel lapas atu semua main besain antar ke office. Mana nda 50% bah tu antah2 ia 100% kali nda payah bayar. Jangan tah belagak baik bah. Semua staff komplen ia inda pandai bekeraja. Apa nya Head of deparment atu awu saja sain tanpa usul periksa kebenaran dan kesalahan siapa. Sebagai ketua ia mesti menyelidiki hal ehwal staff nya.. ambil tau bukankan nyuruh org bawahan berkeraja saja. Sekali sekala nda jua salah diri membuat brg atu. Macam sultan bah kependalaman jua apa ia munkan harapkan menterinya bah kana junjung sudah abis setangah ari membuat persiapaan apa. Mun kan meliat bah nda payah panggil RTB apa, atu kan mau publisiti jua tu. Lain lah kalau macam Lady Diana atu baru ia seluruh dunia. Mun menteri ketani suruh catu mau tia krg. Sebab atu tah menteri2 dibrunei ani pun mesti ditukar dgn org baru supaya ada kemajuan macam Malaysia, sipun yang memiggang. Atu mahathir tua sudah tapi utak mau tau, atu nda kisah lah pebaik nda betukar, macam Brunei hmmmm dari dulu sama dari mullah Begawan sudah macam politik durang supaya Brunei ani catu saja.
So kepada pegawai BIA review balik gaji staff atu ja, yang officernya putung gajinya 20% kah bagi arah staff yang dibawah atu. Anak bini nda payah ditanggung ja pasal bukan durang yang berkeraja di empire sipun tia ia officer basar di Empire, nda adil tu ja.
Sebenarnya yang mengbankrup kan hotel atu awal awal si xx xxxx ani lah dengan kuncu kuncu nya. Tinggal di suite bawa seluruh keluarga dan villa. Order makan pun room service saja yang mahal mahal charge company account. Patutlah badan dia orang atu macam xxxx. Sama jua dengan anak xxxx atu, dui inda pandai buat kerja tapi jadi assistant front office manager. Maklum lah masa atu bapanya chairman!!! Selalu makan di pantai restaurant. Suruh buat kerja, kelam kabut macam ayam inda bekepala. Lagipun masa ani banyak yang manager orang putih yang dulu sudah lari ke luar negeri..biasalah kumpul banyak duit dan ambil barang BIA yang berharga, so takut kena quiry cabut lari lah. Siapa yang rugi????? Iatah orang brunei ani xxxxxx banar..buta asal melihat orang putih tunduk! Eksen saja banyak orang brunei ani tapi otak buntu.
Kalau buleh gaji org bawahan atu minimun $750 ja. Org lepasan diploma $1200 starting then yang tinggi dari atu pandai2 lah. Then E.D atu baik tah belajar lagi ja cana kan jadi manager terbaik. Kalau leader bahlol anak buah pun double triple bahlolnya tu. Pegawai BIA pun jgn main lapas arah org keraja atu.. yg running empire atu org putih.. yang punya empire bukan org putih org Brunei, kenapa nda bagi peluang arah anak Brunei yang berbakat untuk mencuba. Mustahil nada. Mun catu anak Brunei akan selama nya mundur. Ada lagi assistant manager nya kah gaji nya ku dgr $3000, tapi keraja tau jalan2 kan dtg kan inda ikut suka hati nya, maklum lah org berada katakana. Sipun jua kaya jgn tah makan gaji buta. Mun kan ikut suka hati baik tah buka hotel sendiri, banyak lagi org kan bekeraja. Jadinya pasal gaji atu, ada lah baiknya gaji paling randah atu dinaik kan dari $450 ke $750. Dan yang begaji basa atu putung 20% dari gaji yang durang terima.
Then staff discount yang 50% atu tukar, bagi arah staff yang bawah n pegawai nya bagi 10% saja, pasal gaji durang basar sudah, tebayar jau durang tu. F& B Director tu selalu makan di restaurent saja. Signed OC checks makan free sama family nya. Lagi satu jua facility di country club atu, apa salah nya dibukan kan kepada org ramai, dapat jua income tiap hari. Ganya kan mengharapkan guest check in kan makai facility sana ada yang basi2 sana atu buruk nda bepakai. Brg mahal catu bukan kan disimpan, kan dipakai bah. Sekurang2 nya org ramai yang nda mampu tinggal di hotel atu buleh memakai facility disana tapimengikut syarat2 tertentu lah. Especially bowling, badminton, tennis apa atu..tau jua org Brunei ani kan standard kali ah. Ani membership nya saja $40,000.00 Gila atu Pehin2 Dato2 ganya kan main tu eh. Cana kan maju kan sukan di negara ani. Ganya harap kan retoran inda jua dapat. Harap kan hotel apa tah lagi. Ni nah dlm keadaan cani perang dan wabak Sars ah baru tah kan mikir kan ini itu cana kan narik pelanggan. Tapi so far ok lang lah Cuma patut di perhatikan dari part lain jua.
Tapi issue gaji ani yang ku sasak mendangar ni dari source ku ah, sipun jua bukan nya aku yang bekeraja sana, Cuma aku simpati lah bagi pihak staff di sana atu. Issue office hour lagi, kenapa BIA ari 6 off tapi empire keraja. Sipun jua empire ani swasta, tapi kala sudah BIA yang ngambil alih patut nya rule spun ikut BIA lah macam SEAMEO VOCTECH atu ia semi government, kenapa ada elaun kurnia khas, sara hidup dan apa tu satu ah, dulu ku dgr empire ani semi government, tapi mana taia elaun2 yg sepatutnya kana bagi atu, nada jua kana bagi kalau banar empire ani semi government. Inda jua adil tu. Iatah ani ku dgr jua chairman nya balik2 betukar ialah pasal inda bagu mentadbir, nada pengalaman dlm bidang hotel kali kenapa tah menjalankan hotel. Bankrup saja krg, periuk nasi org yang tekacau. Tapi mana pihak atasan tepikirkan org bawahan tu, durang cukup duit kah nda kah makan kah durnag nda kah durang suka kah durang nda kah. Ani ada setengah2 nya org kapir mama bapanya mati awu donation sana sini, tebuat org islam anak buah nya meninggal sedikti pun nada kana donate. Tapi inda semua lah. Buta kah BIA ani. Inda kamu tau kah, terlampau banyak barang berharga di sana atu, kena curi sikit sikit mana kamu tau tu. Macam lampu lah, Asprey punya barang, etc macam si paloi dibuat nya orang brunei contohnya nya ku dengar ex front office manager Michael Henratty. Suruh nya ibu bapa nya bawa balik ke Australia supaya inda kedapatan. Usul saja kamu fikir baik, sebenarnya kawan ku orang putih pun bercakap senang di paloikan orang brunei ani, banyak sudah terkana di empire atu. Lagipun dulu atu, bukan ramai inda tau tu yang ia atu gay sama staff lobby shop Si xxxxxxlah, xx xxxxx lah, etc. Masa ni semua kempul kerja hotel Dubai.
Kalau sudah management atu baru, pentadbiran atu pun tukar lah cara baru. Especially director HR sana ah.Berapa kan tu gajinya. Eh sasak ku pulang eh. Cuba tah BIA atau mana2 pihak yang bertanggung jawap atu ubah tia gaji2 durang atu dan look into deeper matters mengenai terutamanya manager orang putih di sana atu. Nda guna jadi BOARD OF DIRECTORS kalau nda tau bebuat apa2. Ingat atrikel ani semua org membaca (yang masuk site brudirect lah) idna mustahil org BIA pun membaca. Nda kamu malu kah. Baik tah bawa meeting yang kamu malar meeting ah. Apa lagi jgn lalai. Kalau pihak BIA dapat menyelesaikan hal ani, aku adalah salah sorang selain staff empire yang merasa bahagia dan berterima kasih, apa tah lagi staff empire. Ku harap staff2 empire masa ani dlm keadaan yang baik2 saja. Jgn krg ku dgr lapas artikel ani keluar ada tia staff kana investigate ini itu. REMEMBER.EMPIRE STAFF GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS MAIL. THIS IS FROM SOMEONE WHO REALLY CONCERN ABOUT THE SALARY ISSUE & THE MANAGERS IN EMPIRE. Semoga difahami dan buat tindakan yang sewajarnya. Informer 24.05.2003

C MANDAU: oooooiii maxxxdi.... tampar ko karang, xxxxx xxxxL xxxx xxxx MR.X 24.05.2003

TO AKU.: A'kum.....kepada ibu2 dan cewek2 dbrunei yang jelek2.apa kabar kepada bapak2 dan cowok2 yang ganteng2.aduh2 besar amat mulut kamu ya,suka2 aja menteror saya,axxxxx lo,ya memang xxxxx gua enak,apa lagi kalau dpegang aduh asyik,bapak2 pun terus jadi muda,apa xxxxx kamu besar amat,nggak bisa masuk mobil tu,nggak muat,kesian kan kamu,kalo saya enak aja terus masuk dalam BMW orang kaya2,aduh asik lagi nii,kalau mau jamu beli aja sendiri biar xxxxx kamu jadi kecil,kalau xxxxx kamu besar dari indonesia pun boleh nampak,aduh2 kesian kamu ya dan jangan lupa beli cermin,maksud nya pakai cermin diri loh.....da. GUS DUR. 24.05.2003

tambah lagi perit bahasa: to:wangbuncit kreatif banar jua ko ani ngubah2 peribahasa atu...tapi suka ku membaca....cali & banyak cantik,kalau dpt tambah lagi peritbahasa atu siuk jua kan d baca..ok 2 wangbuncit...teruskan perjuanganmu aku tetap menyokong mu dari belakang...bye...wassalam maharaja 24.05.2003

Powerpuff girls (23.05.03): Syabas! Alangkah baiknya jikalau ramai lagi yang mempunyai 'mentality' seperti biskita (penulis yang bernama Powerpuff girls). Syabas sekali lagi... Saya amat terharu dengan apa yang biskita samapikan atu. Ikhlas... Tundra 24.05.2003

Kopi secawan.: Setuju banar ku kan kata2 Hazair ah... Cuba tah org berkenaan meround ke kadai2 kopi masa waktu keraja. Terutama d Belait ah. Org kerajaan saja ani bah.... padahal d opis dorang ani ada udah kantin. Apa saja kah yg bisdorang ani cari. Ku dangar kan meliat pelayan Indon ganya. Cuci mata . Kalau skajap inda jua apa, ani bejam jam bah.... d cari kan bereurusan d pejabat nada bisdorang ani. Laki ku bah, ku tanya knapa slalu minum d luar? apa jawapan nya nah...? Pegawai kami pun sama jua kata nya.... iatah payah..... Arah siapa kan mengadu kalau pegawai sendiri mengulu kan.... Kepada kementerian2 d Brunei ani cuba tah liat org bawahan ah.................. Jangan BUTA. Hantu Siang. 24.05.2003

DPMM PC: BRAVO. SYABAZ, TAHNIAH 2 U ALL'
WALAUPUN KAMU BANYAK ORG 'ANTI' KERANA DURANG PIKIR KAMU MNG ATU MAMBUYUK SEBAB BACKING KAMU ORG BESAR. ATU PENDAPAT ORG YG 'TERAMAT LABIHLAH PINTAR OTAKNYA', MUNGKIN DURANG ATU DANGKI ARAH KAMU...SO JGN DIPADULI DURANG ATU, JUST PLAY YOUR OWN GAME GUYS........... g-1424.05.2003

UNDI PERUMAHAN: Semasa beundi perumahan belum lama ani 19hb Mei, kan rumah kelas "C" atu 40 buah tapi yang kena pangil untok mencabut undi rumah ganya dalam 30 lebih orang. Mana tia yang selebihnya atu jangan-jangan ada udah kena boking rumah atu. sebabnya ada rumah yang diujung no 9 kah 13 tu luas tempat atu kan ditaget tapi sudah beundi inda ada nombor rumah yang ditaget atu.
Jangan-jangan udah kena booking nombor atu sebab atu nombor nya inda kena taruh dalam UNDIAN atu. Kira membuyuk pulang tu mana ada lain tu SAUDARA MARA NYA JUA TU. Halal kah tu..., jangan main-main, rumah and tanah bah tu jaga saja PANAS KARANG. SEBAB main BUYUK ATU BAH Yani 24.05.2003

GREEDY BANK...Aku ada stories utk ku kongsikan dgn pembaca semua...
1. Dulu aku ada beli kereta yg ku RELOAN di xxxx bank...DEPOSIT$3xxx,MONTHLY PAYMENT$4xx keatas,selama 3 thn.TAPI SETELAH AKU DI TIMPA MASALAH kewangan...KERETA ATU PUN overdiew 3mths...last-last kana tarik sebab inda mampu bayar...APA YG KU INDA PUAS HATI....SUDAH TAH KERETA ATU DI RAMPAS BISDIA...aku lagi yg kana membayar B$xxxx selama bertahun...walaupun BISDIURANG sudah pun mengaut keuntungan dgn hasil menjual kereta atu arah org lain...walau pun sudah dirayu tapi diurang inda ada belas kasihan..DAN duit deposit & bulanan yg ku bayar selama ani dgn sendirinya angus...KENAPALAH BISDURANG TERGAMAK MEMBUAT CAMATU...DURANG TAHU AKU ANI INDA MAMPU LAGI KAN BAYAR TAPI DIURANG ANI SEMEMANGYA SUKA MAKAN RIBA...TAMAK&INDA BERHATI PERUT...ATLEAST walaupun kereta atu di tarik,balikkan tah duit deposit atu sikit pebaik...kalaupun inda mahu membalikkan duit deposit atu..jgntah di kanakan membayar beribu-ribu B$ lagi...UNTUNG SUDAH KAMU ATU BAH dgn interest2 yg tinggi yg kamu kenakan arah pembeli atu...JGN LUAN GREEDY ANI...KASIHANLAH SIKIT KEPADA sesiapa saja yg menghadapi masalah ani...mana lagikan menyara anakbini...2. Dulu aku pernah menyimpan duit di xxxxx Bank ani...yg ku heran ah...KAN MENYIMPAN SEKEJAP...TAPI DTG kan beguna mengambil duit diri atu...PAYAH..ada-ada saja....last-last terpaksa jua tUTUP ACCOUNT..habis cerita...inda menyusahkan mana-mana pihak...SADANG SADANGTAH LUAN MAKAN DARAH ANI.. SUDAH JATUH DITIMPA TANGGA 24.05.2003

Kenapan lelaki ani?:A'kum.. kebanyakkan couple bersumpah setia, cinta kasih dan sayang sesama sendiri.. Sampai ada sesetengah bini2nya sanggup menyerahkan mahkotanya arah bf masing-masing. For guys diaorang inda pulang rugi apa-apa. Yang sedihnya arah bini-bini ani, bila udah di bagi laki2 ani tia plg nda pandai bersyukur.. lepas atu sanggup yang laki2 ani menaruh curiga tia and macam2 lagi. Ucapnya tia gf nya ani ada affair dgn laki2 lain.. untuk apa tia tu? supaya mencari point kan cari labih? Sekiranya gf nya atu kedapatan was no longer virgin b4, udah d bari, ucapnya tia plg bini2 ani pxxxxx tia, sanang kan d bawa berunding tia n macam-macam lagi.. cana kan tu? Bini2 atu menyerahkan mahkotanya atas dasar cinta. tapi lelaki ani tersurung mengungkitkan persoalan seperti "kenapa ko bagi aku mula2 atu?".. ya tuhan,ofcorselah sebab sayang. tapi kebanyakkan lelaki nda mau menerima jawapan atu.. PERSOALANNYA: adakah kebanyakkan laki2 d brunei ani hanya pandai menabur janji tapi inda langsung pandai menghargai wanita? INGAT! hatta sekalipun bini-bini atu bekas seorang pxxxxx,if ia sudah sedar dan taubat, ia masih ada hak untuk di hargai dan di hormati, kerana ia adalah seorang manusia..NOBODY IS PERFECT.. "this goes out to all the guys out there-kenapa? ada yang terasa?kalau udah terasa,bagus. Belajar tah menghargai bini2,bukannya kan di buat bisdiaorang atu mcm patung, SEKAJAP DI SAYANG,PAS ATU DIBUANG,PAS ATU SAYANG TIA BALIK. Jangan pikir kamu yang lelaki atu saja yang ada perasaan, arah orang lain baik ia.. tebuat arah bini sendiri, di hinanya. complete dengan dendamnya lagi tu.MUN UDAH INDA TAHU KAN SAYANG, CAKAP SAJA TERUS TERANG. INDA PAYAH KAN BERDALIH. " Sarimah 24.05.2003

Pakailah Pemikiran Matang: Hampa ku mendangar complain dari UBD Undergraduate memalukan aku dan negara brunei darussalam saja, ni nah pasal time exam.kana layan kasar pasal student kad tinggal time exam. inda kamu tahu kah? kamu tu bukan lagi kanak2 bukan lagi belajar di primary atu secondary school, lagi pun andang kana beritahu sudah bawa student kad time exam. sepatutnya tahu sudah kan exam atu bawalah kad atu, anie time kan masuk exam hall baru tah perabut membuka beg mencari2 sudent kad. sudah di marahi di kompalin, itu lah ini lah, salah sendiri inda tau. Aku tahu pulang katani anie pelupa, tapi anie kan exam penting bagi hidup katani, inda kamu sediakan diri kamu kah untuk menhadapi ujian getir atu. bukan saja pelajaran yang di banar2ri, tu nah perkara lain mau jua di kira, macam datang awal ke exam hall, pakaian tertib, kad di bawa, bawa alat tulis, duduk dan senyap dan tunggu arahan bila masuk dewan peperiksaan. indakan di ingati lagi, berapa tahu sudah kamu exam kan? dari darjah pra sudah jua kana ajar, inda kan di ajar lagi bila di UBD, bulih??.Kamu tu bakal pemimpin masa hadapan, cuba tah practik kan ulah atu cara org terpelajar, anie ku perhatikan ada sudent tu nama saja sudent UBD tapi ulah masih hancing, maturity atu indada. malu ku eh ... student ubd yang bakal menerima IJAJAH kan exam besar yang sepatutnya cukup bersedia, well planned, matured mind, boleh tinggal sesuatu yang teramat penting, kalau di kira kan 'key to the exam hall' iaitu STUDENT KAD ..BUULLLIIIHHH????? Bakal Mahasiswa UBD 24.05.2003

Banar nya si Penghuni atu....: Kamu ANAK2 polis jgn banyak songeh...kerana kamu tah BARIK-BARIK POLIS masa ani BURUK ,kamu ani pelaha..& pemihir...AKIBATNYA kami org baru ani yg terima akibatnya...terpaksa merepair...mengupah org mengusai jamban dan segala bilik...KAMU DULU UNTUNG SEBAB KARAN FREE...kami sekarang ani kalau kamu kan tahu karan bebayar...aku heran bah mengapa barik barik lama yg ada sekarang ani buruk sangat kan???SEBAB kamu org dulu-dulu pelaha..inda tahu menghargai hartabenda kerajaan...kamu ingat barang-barang yg rusak atu mura-murahankah??
ADA LAGI...PLAYGROUND UTK ANAK ANAK POLIS ATU KAMUKAH YG MELAHA-LAHA??SAMPAI BURUK&TERBENGKALAI USULNYA SEKARANG ANI..KAMU PIKIR KAMU NGANYA KAN MAIN..ANAK-ANAK POLIS YG KINI ANI MAHU JUA KAN MAIN...hari ani bakal nganya kamu atu tinggal di rumah sendiri..kalau kamu masih tinggal dibarik...kamu pun MENGOMPLAIN!!pasal panaslah...barik buruklah...nada playgroundlah...rusak itulah..rusak inilah...FIKIRKAN TAH WAHAI ANAK ANAK POLIS YG DULU-DULU...JGN CAKAP BASAR... ORG BARIK POLIS 24.05.2003

"Tapi": Kadangkala kurasakan,sudah kering air mata ini, sudah puas! sudah bosan! Asyik menangis nasib diri, Bukan menolak atau membenci takdir,Tapi... Kesal dengan suratan yang sudah tersurat,Bukan tak mahu meneruskan hidup ini,Tapi... sudah terasa lemas dan letih, kerana penderitaan ini,Tiada siapa yang cuba memahami... Semakin disorok rasa itu semakin pedih dan pasrah luka di hati, Tapi.. apakan daya, aku bukanlah dewa atau Tuhan untuk mengubah takdir,kerana segalanya sudah tersurat dari azali,aku hanya manusia biasa..yang menerima apa sahaja,Dugaan yang menimpa.... Sayang***24.05.2003

APA DAH JADI DENGAN PLAYGROUND JP..:: pemerhati JP 23.05.03: Wa alaikum salam... Tekajut kau? meliat keadaan JP ( JERUDONG PARK PLAYGROUND ), kenapa eh baru bagun tidur? Tahun 2003 sudah ni wang, jangan tah kan berbangga-bangga lagi... INDA ADA LAGI kan dibanggakan... Jangan kau sebut-sebut "konsert MICHAEL JACKSON", karang luka lama berdarah kembali... Mahal? andangnya tu, perubahan... Jangan tah kau kan memandai-mandai kan mengatur bayaran.... kan mengusulkan untuk yang berkenaan memikirkan menguruskan taman permainan JP atu? bukan kitani punya tu... karang abis duit kitani... inda jadi kebanggan permainan JP atu. Biar tia orang luar bertanya "what happen to jp very quiet?". Layan saja dengan "CARA ORANG BERUNAI". PLEASE DON'T do anything to our play ground. ijapku$habislagi 24.05.2003

poligami oh poligami: 2 H.J poligamist:
aku strait 2 the point ganya ni, nda baik nuduh org merusakkan hidupmu atu wang. iatah prosedur masa ani tu wang, mun kan berpoligami atu mesti ada kelulusan dari beberapa pihak wang. apa......? ko pkir kan berpoligami ani sanangkah? jgn tah kan gagas-gagas kan kawin, lambat laun pun kawin jua tuu.sabar sabar saja wah......jgn tah ko bangga bangga kan ko buat dosa atu. perasahanmu bisai tah tu ulah mu atu................. bah adang ku dulu............... H.J. solo 24.05.2003

recaj punya pasal: kpd pelanggan dst yang merungut sal recaj atu.............aku ada plang idea utk ko ni.... cani saja......mun rasanya nda mampu kan mbali recaj, baiktah jgn mbali starter peknya wang. jgn tah kan nuduh org dst atu cekik darah. syukur tah dgn apa yang ada wah. durang atu menjlnkan tugas ganya tu. mun ko nda puas ati wang, ko jumpa saja ketua bisdurang d dst atu, jgn tuduh tuduh durang atu cekik darah. iatah org zaman sekarang ani nie, dibari sanang.....kan mau sanang lagi.....apanya peribahasa dibagi batis, kan mau paha taya lagi, ukankah temaha namanya tuuuu......bah a2 saja. KENAPA APAKAH>>>>>>>>>>>>>////???????/ XPDC 24.05.2003

kuruskan badan: assalamualaikum! kepada pembaca semua saja kan minta tolong kamu jika siapa-siapa tau canakan kan kuruskan badan sal aku puas udah mencuba macam-macam ubat tapi inda jua mau. kontrol makan pun udah tapi timbul pulang gastrik,canakan tu aku ani kadang-kadang taisliur jua kan macam orang lain lawa-lawa body dorang tapi diri ani macam apa. so plzzzzzzz tolong kongsikan petua kamu kalau ada.terima kasih yang mengharap......siapa lagikalau bukan ct mawar. ct mawar 24.05.2003

Reply: Prihatin 23.05.03: Kau ani pun sama kali........biar durang baca dalam HYS ani..tau durang salah bisdia......ani salah satu dari menyedarkan bisdia dan siapa-siapa yang terasa.....bulihhhhhhhhh Lagi Lagi Prihatin 24.05.2003

Skim Cepat Kaya$$$: hehehe....hmmmmmm..merenung habis..tapi duit monopoli..hehehe..kan berkenalan bulih..tau jua kamu bisdurang dua ani...hheee..soalan ku tatap inda kana jawap..bah apa tah durang ani buat..duduk berparap d rumah kali ah...baik tah cari kerja..n jgn pacah amanah lagi nasehat ku..and arah yg sorang tu..baik tah kawin...haus kang..jgn lagak alim..betudung..tau udah uong d seria n kali kb atu...Berzina tu berdusa..bukan apa nasehat ganya..siapa yg terasa padas..bawa tah minum air byk byk...berjual sudah kita damit biru kai ko bawa boyfren urang atu dulu..hehehee....udah tah kan putar belit...nanti kana patuk ular..oooooppsss..sudah kali tu..hehee..yg janis meludah...heheh..kkkk sirious nie..nya omputih..caritah kerja..jan jadi bubuh egg ..ubah tah sikap mu atu...jgn membuyuk kan orang lain...sal sikap sendiri....kahwin tah..sama..SI A**N mu atu...cian indung atu bah...sekian t'ma kasih.. Jauyah Sport 24.05.2003

BREASTFED VS BOTTLEFED BABIES: HAI AGAIN.....NI I NEED YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT AND IS IT TRUE....... THAT EXCLUSIVELY BREASTFED BABIES (YG MENYUSU SAMPAI 2 TAHUN)...... LABIH TAAT & MENDANGAR CAKAP INDUNG (SANANG DIDIDIK)........ BEBANDING ANAK DAMIT YG SEDARI LAHIR DI BERI SUSU FORMULA (TIN). BUT......... PLEEZ AH AKU NDA MAU COMMENT YG BERUNSUR "KUNING" OR CAPI-CAPI OK......HOPE TO READ UR COMMENTS SOON....... PENGREGITAN 24.05.2003

Peritbahasa: syabas! Walaupun copy dari malaysian website, tapi buat and cari lagi untuk tatapan ramai! terima kasih|six| 24.05.2003

peritbahasa: Wang Buncit, hifive tuk peritbahasa biskita, at least siuk jua membaca sebagai bahan hiburan selain membaca potpet yg terpapar di HYS. Makasih......Salute habis buat lu. wang selim 24.05.2003Sumber-sumber utama: Cerita sumber-sumber utama atu sama saja tapi lepas atu sokong diri sendiri kononnya "andangnya tu....i agree with u sumber2 utama" - 23.05.03. Mesti masa ia sokong diri sendiri atu lupa ia kan menukar nicknamenya. Angkat bakul sokong diri sendiri ani banyak kedapatan disini. Pemerhati 24.05.2003

Kpd Org2 yg Budiman: Assalamualaikum kpd semua para pembaca, banar.. aku setuju tu pendapat Hero Brunei ah.. aku ne ukan ulang kan menampuk apa ah tapi yg banar nya jua ah, adang2 tah kan mungusik2, mengumpat2 org ani esp d halaman HYS ani.. klu kan umpat2 org ani biar face 2 face dan satu lagi ah jgntah kan d ceta2 kan hal personal org, nda ja bisai semua org lain tahu kan hal bisdia atu.. sadang2 tah bawatah betaubat sebelum ajal menimpa, jauuuhhh palis... Kpd org2 yg malar kan frust atu bah berusahatah, caritah teman hidup yg lain yg boleh tani anggap sejati.. sal byk lgi org2 yg masih single d brunei ani.. aku ukan apa kan gtau sja baik masa bisdia yg kamu ucap atu ada interest kan kamu? mun nda cana??? frust; upset; merana seumur hidup; atu salah udah... klu kamu bnar2 bmasaalah bincangtah sama kediaku atau sama kawan2 kamu secara yg baik, minta pendapat dan buah fikiran bisdorang.. andang cari jodoh ani ukannya skajap slagi tani alum dpt yg srasi utk tani.. banar kata pepatah: kumbang bukan seekor, bunga bukan sekuntum.. yang penting dpt teman yg buleh mbawa hidup aman, bahgia barutah tcapai harapan tani atu..
Bah atu sja yg ku dpt sampaikan dan beingat2 sjatah kpd semua, klu yg tsinggung atu jgn marah ah.. bah assalamualaikum semua... Human Rights 24.05.2003

keabadian cinta ur over: kepada pencari pegabadian cinta: ku pikir ko ani frust menungging banar sampai ko siarkan nama banar csupri ani dlm HYS ani. full name lagi tu. Teruk banar ko ni eh...nda dapat dirapati ni jenisnya...silap sikit seluruh dunia org d bagi tau. Konon nya suruh insaf lah...tapi nda tepikir yg cara mua ani bulih buat rumah tangga org becarai barai...sama jua SPIES R US ani..
Tau kamu kah cara mu atu menjatuh kan air muka org....berdosa tau. Kali ko ani udah kana tabuk ulih c Sxxxx ani iatah ko inda puas ati tu. andangnya bini bini jenis ko ani, nda cukup dua mulut d bagi pakai tangan lagi caranya heboh kan...memang nda pandai pakai utak...lapas saja semua. aku bukan nya kan defend c sxxxx ani tapi cara nya atu over udah. Mana saja ko pulang tu tapi to others plz jgnlah sampai tekeluar nama sebenar...sakit ati sakit ati jua ah....tapi control lah sikit. mcm bisdurang ani....ketawa setan meliat. Bah ok lah...that all. Daredevil 24.05.2003

caloitoni: baik udah tu hidup mu bhgia besyukor tah tapi jgn tah sudah puas digelar tua baik jua daripada muda tu tapi puas kena tabok bagas bagasan. rugi kawan mu baru atu ah.cianz. xbangcaloitoni 24.05.2003

ISU BUKU..........ADA YG KEBUKUAN????:Asalamualaikum uwang2 di HYS, tawutama utk sahabat kayib ku Gua Bing Kang dan Brave Saddam. Inda ketinggalan jua ahli2 kang yg sahati sejiwa dan sewaktu yg dahulunya ajin manulis. Utk Gua Bang Kang, tampiltah lagi, indu banah kukan caita cali mu. jangan2 lali tia pakah dan bejodoh taya dangan C Rav4 nya atu( jan ma'ah baibun ganya tu ). Dui malai intan payung, kasian jua bunyi mu Gua, bukan pulang pasal ketimbunan buku2 makanya aku alum timbul2 lagi kan manulis, ganya kasibukan banah ku waktu ani. Bila ku mambaca sahayi ani tulisan mu 2 buting pd 22/5/03 ( Brave & Kuntat dan Khusus utk Anti Kang/20/5/03 ) atu tekidum-kidum ku ganya. Mambayi gali ati jua, jalama2 yg sensitif inda kana pada tampatnya atu, tawutama pasal buku2 yg kitani kuwapakkan atu, upanya ada jua uwang kebukuan olehnya. Luwus nya Brave Saddam atu. ( katawa ku mambaca tulisannya pd 18/5/03 - Ada lagi buku kan direcommend.........) lain yg mambaca lain yg kebukuan.
Satahung ku, uwang makan inda minum aying ganya kebukuan ani. Halum lagi mancungkil ambuyat samangkuk agung tu, mun basah cungkilannya, mambayi kebukuan jua tu jamu Gua. Cuba tah cungkil ambuyat atu sabasah bola balidah, mun nya tataguk indatah ya kebukuan tu. Awu sadang2 jua kan mamprotes jalama ani. Ku sokong kuwapak mu atu Gua, tujuan mu mambayi tahu tajuk2 buku atu hanya jua sakadah pambaritahuan ah ku bukannya salah. Dan lagi pada hemat ku, alum lagi dikatakan Riya, ujub dan takbur tu jamu ganya jua bapadah tajuk buku. apa lagi kan anggah dan ala nya uwang baunai. Basar jua pahala mambayi info walau taya sakadah tajuk buku. di dalam nya mangandungi ilmu jua tu jamu. Jalama yg faham maksud sabanah ganya tahu apa yg dikatakan sifat2 riya dan sabagainya atu. Dan sakali pun kitani uwar2kan bah akan pambaritahuan atu, inda ada sauwang jalama pun boleh menyelami niat sasauwang yg kan bakongsi ilmu atu. sabab atutah siapa pun jalamanya, kalau satiap perbuatan yg dilakukan dgn niat yg baik, insya-Allah bukannya ujub, riya tu namanya. Tuhan seru sakalian Alam ganya maha mangatahui akan niat sasauwang atu. Sama jua macam jalama yg mambayi tahu ia tadapat buku2 ugama sa'almayih ( satu almari ), saolah-olah macam uwang ala dan ego jua bunyinya tu. tapi mun niat hatinya luwus dan ikhlas, dapat pahala ya. Kalau mangikut kamus bahasa melayu, pengertian ego ( ala nya uwang baunai ) tamasuk dlm maksud Riya - Riyak jua tu. bongkak, sombong, angkuh tinggi hati dan takbur dikiyakan adi baradi ni jamu. sama jua tu maksudnya. ganya atur galur kalimat yg dapat membezakan sesuatu sifat yg dimaksudkan. Macam atu jua pakataan Uju-Ujub, Takbur inda layi maknanya kuwang labih tu. Takbur mangikut kamus beerti: bacakap basah, memegah diyi sandiyi, angkuh, basah kapala, sombong, bongkak dan pakataan2 lain yg sama maksudnya. cam atu jua Ujub atu. Mun kan labih jalas lagi kalau ada yg kakal lagi "KEBUKUAN" atu, sila rujuk kamus dewan. Bukan pulang ku mamandai-mandai tu. aku ani jalama yg sarba sarbi kakuwangan jua. Bacakap pasal Ujub, riyak dan takbur ani, aku ani jamu sama jua macam Gua malastah kan bacakap panjang lebah, dikuwatiyi sasat ah lain pulang maksudnya. Ka'ang inda paidah2 kana ucap saja basifat takbur. Sabab atu ku tapakai kuwapak Brave saddam pd 20.5.03 - Sahabat Kang........Assalamualaikum atu, manganai perdebatan pasal isu agama ani inda digalakkan kalau bukan ahli nya. yg banahnya aku pun inda jua barapa suka bakuwapak pasal bab ani, sama macam brave jua, cukup tah diyi ku sandiyi faham dan inda jua luan mangha'aapkan rahang dgn gigi. ( tahu juakan ilmu kaugamaan ani, ganya bukan bidang diyi kan bahujah luan labih2 ) yg penting niat kitani sasama manusia dan niat hati yg bersih kpd Allah jua samata-mata. Sapati yg ku baca dlm tulisan C Brave pd 19/5/03 - Kebukuan, yg menyentuh manganai 'Pembersihan hati'. Banah nya C Brave atu, dlm hal penjagaan hati atu, memang banyak mun kan dikupas satu parsatu. ( he...he...senyum ku bil!
a ada U tulis riya-riyak diinternet busuk inda babawu atu jamu ). Bagaliga banah pamikiyan atu. mudahan jua ada yg tasindih. Pasal buku Siyarus Salikin yg Brave padahkan ah Gua atu, macam parnah ku talihat dan tabaca sikit2 waktu dilibrary pusat dakwah..................bah jaga malastah ku bacaita ka'ang kana ucapkan ku Riya, payah jamu jalama2 inda inginkan caita yg baik2 bunyinya ani. kan manyabut dua tiga kali pun mambayi hijab. Tau tau tah sudah tu Brave, gua faham2 tah sandiyi. Bah sabalum ku baunduh utk pangatahuan gua tulisan2 mu pd 19/5/ utk Brave Saddam pasal kebukuan dan antikang 18/5/03 pd 20/5/03 atu ada ku mambaca tuu. ganya alum tah ku talasut kan manulis. hijab ku kan bapadah aku mambaca buku2 yg ku bali atu............faham2 jua gua kali ah. Akhihnya kpd brave taima kasih batimbun-timbun karana sudi mambaca tulisan ku dan manganggap aku kawan mu. samoga kau pun baroleh manfaat dan posting mu in english pd 17/05.03 - What do we need in government ( yg ditulis to Oracle ) ada jua ku mambaca. ku cayi tu jamu walau sampai ka akah umbi. Utk Gua bajumpa lagi dilain waktu. dan jgn manyamal tawuskan saja manulis, walau tah 1000 uwang yg anti kan kitani. yg panting tulisan kitani inda babawu sifat dangki, mawusikkan hati dangan dan manabun dosa di HYS ani. Aku santiasa badiyi di balakang mambayi sokongan. Wasalam. C Kuntat Bangkang 24.05.2003

ABDB: Hi HYS, barutah ku discover web ani, so ... kan menanya Wife in Wonderland and antilaki penipu 17.1.03, walaupun ketinggalan diaku ani, tapi bulih biskita sabut nama nama pegawai laki laki yg karing and be ulah di airforce atu? matisse422 24.05.2003

inalillahi wa ina lillahiraji'un...: assalamualaikum kepada semua pembaca hys yg dirahmati allah....
di atas teknologi kita masa ani,ingin saya mengambil sedikit kebaikan di 'hys' ani,untuk mengucapkan takziah di atas pemergian bapa saudara saya iaitu ARWAH IMAM HJ SARBINI BIN HJ ABD RAHMAN.arwah pernah menjadi imam di kg sg teraban,masjid kuala belait dan masjid zainab,lumut daerah kuala belait.yg mana arwah telahpun meninggal dunia pada hari juma'at,23.05.03 jam 07:15 mlm.arwah meninggal di rumah nenek saya di 15f,kg burong pinggai ayer.BSB.arwah insya'allah,akan sempurna dikebumikan pada hari sabtu 24.05.03,jam 10:00 pgi.sama-samalah kita memanjatkan doa ke atas arwah,semoga diampunkan dosanya dan ditempatkan bersama org-org yg beriman serta dikasihi allah s.w.t AMIN......... < AL-FATIHAH> anak buahnya.... 24.05.2003

TO gus dur yg emosi...: Waduh...marah bangat kamu...ya!!KAMU BERANI tanya adakah Islam benarkan isteri ceraikan suami...SEtahu ku org indon ani sanggup buat apa saja demi WANG tanpa mengenal batas batas agama!!!well...let me tell you something...these stories happened to my relative years ago...ada prompuan indon atukan sanggup nikah sama lelaki tua bangka inda sadar diri...background lelaki tua atu pun inda jua kaya sangat tapi bini sampai 4 org,cukuptah ia tu org berTANAH be ekar-ekar di Brunei ani...setelah berjaya prompuan indon atu kawin & dapat memperbodohkan si lelaki tua atu...apalagi bila si lelaki tua&bodoh atu menjual tanahnya dgn harga beratusan ribu B$,di serahkannya tia bulat bulat arah si prompuan Indon pengikis murahan ani...dan belayar tia diurang ani ke Indon kononnya balik jumpa keluarga,TAPI bila sampai disana rupanya ada teman lelaki si Prompuan indon murahan ani. menunggu...awal sudah diurang ani berpakat kan menipu si Lelaki tua yg bodoh atu...Last-last DUIT B$xxx,xx!
x,xx kepunyaan si lelaki tua pun dirampas...& si lalaki tua atu di pukul separuh mati&dihalau dari indon..balik keBrunei jadiPAPA KEDANA..padan muka...agaknya jdi org kaya kali sudah si prompuan indon atu.TAPI INDA JUA HALAL TU..dgn sendirinya prompuan indon ani pun menuntut cerai dgn mereka-reka alasan yg dia di pukul&tidak diberi nafkah secukupnya di brunei..maklumlah sedang di madu....padahal prompuan indon ani PENIPU BASAR,MURAHAN SNGGUP GADAI MARUAH,SANGGUP MERAMPAS KEBAHAGIAN ORG LAIN & DI MADU,,MUNgkin INDA SEMUA INDON LAH TAPI SETENGAHNYA ATU ADALAH PENIPU BESAR,PENGIKIS..aku becakap ani bukan kerana dangki kecantikan prompuan indon ani..APA YG KU LIAT ALMOST SEMUA PROMPUAN INDON YG DTG BRUNEI ANI INDA CANTIK&HITAM BEmushroom,BEfragrance LAGI, SEMASA PREPARE MAKANAN DI RESTAURANT ATU BETUDUNG TAPI NAMPAK KETIAK BEBULU&HITAM BEDAKI..HILANG SELERA..GALI KU EH...CUBATAH PAKAI BAJU LONGSLEEVES..HORMATILAH PELANGGAN ATU..LASTLY...SEDARLAH KESALAHAN KAMU WAHAI PROMPUAN INDON YG HI!
POKRIT..PENGIKIS...PENIPU...PEMIHIR...KAMU YG PATUT CERMIN DIRI SENDIRI... FED UP&MELUAT 24.05.2003

KEPADA ANTIOXIDANT: B4 that i like to ask u, what type of solution or chemical for u to make the "ANTIOXIDANT"???????.....adakah antioxidant mu atu di approvedkan oleh "ISO"???????...ataupun u ani (antioxidant) tiruan (copyright)???????....Don't worry about my O2, i still can maintained for 100% pure.....My articles ani bukan terikut ikut atau membuat negative thinking arah POLIS. ...PERTAMA= Well!! about sengaung atu, it really true, kalaukan escape inda mau bepanas, they make an excuses reason untuk balik awal, it happened to my xxxx brother inlaw attitude, he is a POLICE TRAFFIC B4 in early 1990's then shifted udah as ordinary POLICEMAN......, so i followed up POLICE ATTITUDE but NOT ALL!!!!!     KEDUA=   Orang orang yang menyahut komen kediaku atu it doesn't means that they r not agree me BUT AS I know some of komen they said...inda baik menyatakan kuburukan orang di HYS ani.....WELL! it true, but u must know that "PUBLIC ALWAYS RIGHT'" untuk menyuarakan apa pendapat durang semata mata untuk memberi taguran dan membetulkan setiap kesilapan!!!!...kalau bukan public siapa lagi kan menagur attitude biskita (police) atu or WHO EVER.. KETIGA= Aku akui there is not enough man power especially POLICE TRAFFIC di KB ani BUT mun udah kana arah bertugas arah satu satu tampat mustahil inda dapat ditangani!!!!   About ESCORT BSP, as i know durang ani inda jua ESCORT sampai ke BSB, umpamanya escort for a BIG VEHICLES, bisdurang atu cuma escort sampai ke area TUTONG saja dan di ambil aleh oleh POLICE TRAFFIC Tutong hinggalah seterusnya ( yang lain inda pulang ku tau siapa yang durang escortkan atu,,,   as i know jua lagi di KB ani nada V V V I P, jangan perasan!!!!!
KEEMPAT= Traffic disekolah yang u maksudkan ditugaskan atu iatah sekolah ugama PSBSOAS KB dan sekolah ST.JOHN yang pernah aku kurapakkan, bisdurang ani bermusim on duty disana atu.....WELL!!! why should i go to see the principal to solve the problem, i think durang sudah menghadapkan letter????? kalau inda mustahil durang POLICE bermusim ani ada disana tapi kataku bisdurang ani bermusim saja bukannya inda ada.....FAHAMMMM!!!!!!...Inda payah aku diajar kemana dan siapa kan ku jumpai BUT for your information, in case anything happen to the students kata orang "MALANG INDA BEBAU" I know to whom i will reffer.
KELIMA= Why should I concern who u r ?????? sama ada u POLIS kah , bukan kah , it not my bussiness BUT I'm happy u only the one whon wanna to VS my articles.
KEENAM= You still don't understand, B4, u mentioned that sekolah Jaya Negara inda ada masa'alah and now u r talking about sekolah Sayyidina Ali. Kenapa pulang kan dikurapakkan pasal atu???? I explained those area none surrounded by BIG BUILDINGS and not a TOWN,   buat apa pulang disimpan POLIS!!!!!   jamed tetap jammed tapi like two schools ani sudah ada kemalangan berlaku bah!, anak sekolah kana langar,,   antioxidant ani ketinggilan berita BURUK u ani!!!!!!!!. U tau sekolah ugama atu letaknya di high way (jalan besar 4 lanes) manakala sekolah ST.John atupun inda jua kurangnya mcm di sekolah ugama atu jua mempunyai 4 lanes.. iatah tempat ani inda semestinya dijaga bermusim saja.....FAHAM!!!!!!( aku harap tau udah kita perbezaannya atu).
KETUJUH= Bari kesian jua u ani sampai check darah.....alum lagi mengambil darah tu, entah entah resultnya banyak positive kali. Aku sarankan baik pulang u ani menderma darah, menerima putaran haemoglobin yang baru jua kita.....
KELAPAN=   U don't worried I'm not enemy to any POLICEMAN and some of them ani my crew team work if there r any cases,,,   u know aku ani informer untuk POLICE for orng involve in gambling, now i stopped pasalnya apa tu nahhh.....janji OFFICER atu cakap durang inda serupa bikin.....it was in 1990's report.
Bah atu saja .....semua polis aku kenal di KB ani...I'm not going to condemned POLICE JOB but for your information "PUBLIC ALWAYS RIGHT"...............   oksigen ku maintained pulang ni pasalnya pakai product dari EILKEN!!!!! Rakyat Kebawah Duli 24.05.2003

Sokong Awg Alak Betatarr: Geng Awg Alak Betatarr,aku pun menyokong brabiss nya kita atu.inda jua ada pedah membuat konsert d negeri tani ani wah.Maksiat bah namanya tu.Negeri kitani ani Melayu Islam Beraja.Urg putih pun confused bah meliat islam teluncat2...
Ada jua cara lain kali ahh kalau kan menarik pelancong ani,nda jua semesti nya konsert atu.lagipun tarus jua ku kan mengomen pasal penyanyi brunei mcm c Lo'Ryder,c Diana yg bernaung arah Hans entertainment ahh,ok plang jua udah lagu nya atu..ganya yg ku nda tepakai imej nya atu,c lo ryder atu betindik idung,cana kan tu anak melayu,urg brunei gi tu..sepatutnya iatah jadi contoh arah belia remaja yg lain,ani kalau udah ia catu apatah lagi remaja yg lain,mengikut jua tu.Mcm c diana atu pun sama jua,pakaian ketat2,pas atu kalau bejln d kadai besigup2,membari malu bah.My son minat plang lagu c lo'ryder atu.tapi takut ku kan menyuruh ia meliat usul c lo ryder atu,krg di ikutkan nya,baikkk jua umur anak ku ani masih 8 taun lakat bulihh ku kawal..
Iatah membari ku berdoa mudahan jua Brunei ani mcm dulu semula,takut2 ku brunei ani bebas mcm negeri lain2 atu,lama2 bencana pun mudah dtg..sama2 tah kitani berdoa mudahan2 negeri kitani d rahmati allah swt...Aminnnnnn. Sarra 24.05.2003

tepakai ku.....: Assalammualaikum...aku ani kan btanya..rah ssiapa yg kenal ah.. kenal kamu org pakai motor dark blue ah...selalu ku kejumpahan ia ani pagi dseria..aku ani on d a way ke kb..kan kaja la..ia ani selalu ku teliat dseria..stimes d lumut atujua la! i heard dis guy kaja d lumut d lng atu kali la.. kaliii..ada tia time atu ptg la balik kaja..kejumpahan tia ku face to face..d kadai minum dlumut ah dkt tasconi atu..! salam eh... n if ada kwn nya kah yg membaca tolong2 deh ristakan..tepakai ku eh hahaha..... pakal saja ada bf ku...saja bah..kan jadi kwn....bah...tolong2 ah..sesiapa yg kenal atu.....terima kasih wassalam Reena of LUMUT 24.05.2003

tuti:I love tuti punya nyanyian... nothing wrong wit her slang.... Tak salah ia menyanyi macam atu... support lah sikit org Brunei lah tak salah 24.05.2003

uwaaaaaaaa.....aaaaa blh tulung ka?: Huh...? ek eleh.... banar ka jua kan mlayan tu jantah... makasih ja...hehehehe...ntah lah...exam june anie lg seksa ku eh.. ganya apa bleh buat... aku boring... hm buleh tulung aku ka.. ni ba.. aku nda tau salah sapa... aku ada kwn bini2 then ia suruh aku kacau bf cazennya... then aku kacau lahh... kwn ku suruh kacau sal ia mau tau samada laki2 atu stick to da one atau nda.. jadinya aku pun apa lgie... aku sama laki2 atu slalu bmsg p aku ketakutan sal ia pnya gf tu lerr....ntah ah tapi yg ku heran ia gtau ia nada gf..
Laki2 atu bawa aku bjmpa p aku nda mau.. sal ntah ah.. aku pun nda tau lagipun aku kacau ia saja kan...ia slalu kol aku ia gtau ulahnya cana kan...ia nie pnya smokers so aku pun bg advice aku nda suh ia slalu smoking ialah kan aku nda minat smokers( jan plg mrh ah para smokers ah atu hak2 kamu kan) so ia pun ckp kan stop smoking tapi aku larang bkannya apa mna tau atu habitnya dah kan..apa hak ku jua kan larang ia sal aku hnya kwnnya... tup tup ia gtau ia feeling pat ku masya ALLAH.... tkajut jua ku tu...
So aku elakkan diri dari ia... n secara nda sengaja kami tejumpa.. ia kol aku mlm msa mlm tu aku baru balik dari masjid den kan k kadai panya ia d tmpt yg sama mcm aku... ya ALLAH kaku ku tarus d buatnya...biar2 nda ku jadi membali brg.. so mlm yg sama jua ia kol aku...ia ckp ia 'jatuh cinta buat kali ke dua' rasa gali, cali n marah ada wa...aku gali sal aku nda biasa kana buat catu n aku marah sal ia nda sadar ia atu ada gf n at da same time gf nya atu cazen kwn ku... aku nda plang suka ia bkan aku menafikannya tapi atu lah hakikat... arrrggggghhhhhh... kronik eiii.... ada lagie berita hebat.... kwn ku (yg suruh kacau laki2 ah) kol aku tadi katanya... laki2 atu putus kan cazennya (gfnya)....
So aku nda tau nie....aku nda tau wa...salahku kali ah.. sal aku mau kacau jua laki2 atu...ee..jan ucap aku gatal ah... hee aku cuma kan tulung ja... tapi nda ku sangka cani kejadiannya... aku rasa bersalah laa... k ah.. kan YUM YUM ku...ehe mkn bah.. bah ah.. May GOD blez u all.. sorry lau ada yg tersinggung ahh bkan niat ku... take k... kepada yg membaca coretan peramba ani DON'T GO BED LATE N WAKE UP LATE k.. aslmualaikum.. insya ALLAH kita jmpa lgi.. jika d izinkan... Strez gal 24.05.2003

Rakyat KDYMM: Assalamualaikum WBKTH. Terkilan saya mendengar hujah2 VIRGONIS. Bukan pulang marah yang benarnya fasal Polis ani masaalah atu andang dari dulu jangan cakap Dato Rahman Johan, dari Dato Yakub, Dato Rahman, PPN, dan sebelumnya. Hal Ehwal dan Kebajikan Polis inda berapa kena ambil peduli fasal pegawainya sendiri inda menaikkan. Orang bekerja berpulohan tahun masih jua tugal-tugal seargent apa tah ertinya tu inda jua kabur. Fasal penginapan kilan ku mengenang zaman kami tinggal di HQ Gadong MashaAllah belum lagi ada Stadium Polis atu padang lapang masih tu. Yang biskita lihat karang ani masuk dari pintu utama ke PTC Polis Training Centre beliun ke Tungku ke RU'B' ke RU'C' inda kami ampit tu. Kalau kan dikira diatur bisai-bisai kiranya jurang gaji pendapatan diantara Polis sama Askar ani jauh. Cuba lihat dari Second Leftenan, Full Leftenan, Captain, Major, Leftenan Colonel, Full Colonel, cuba kita banding dengan Inspector, Senior Inspector, Chief Inspector, Asst Superintendant, DSP, Supt, ACP, DCP, jurangnya jauh. Memang dari dulu sampai karang ani batah maju kalau Polis. Mana inda dulu kena bagi percayaan tapi dibuat padang golf tia pulang, fikir biskita dulu Pegawai Polis sendiri minum beer tu sekali sampai berapa buah pickup. Cuba biskita teka siapa yang paling teror minum? Memang dari dulu andang sesama sendiri kutuk-mengutuk. Jangan kan sama sendiri sampai saya ingat pernah seorang Pegawai Polis terlampau Kanan (jangan tah disebut nama bisia) mengucap 'Kebanyakkan I.O Investigative Officers kurang cekap mengambil maklumat mendapatkan bukti, kaedah dan tatasusila penyiasatan. Benar tu, saya pernah kena sekali orang yang mengambil statement ani inda saya mengucapkan tapi orang berumur, tulis mendayu-dayu (tahu ertinya tu). Yang orang inda puas hati Polis inda perlu memberikan apa-apa lapuran berita mutakhir mengenai kerumitan kitani. Saya rasa diselesaikan perlahan-lahan atu langkah wajar, ganya barang ani terlampau batah sudah kalau perlahan-lahan sampai orang pencen atau mati masih belum selesai. Apatah salahnya kan memberi air-cond watir kalau menabuk inda bisia mengganti? Orang bebaksis bepencen potong saja. Saya terkilan dengan hujah-hujah kalau Kebawah Duli mencemar duli ada saja komplen kan didengar kalau inda berangkat nada komplen. Salah pemikiran atu yang benarnya komplen ada, tapi mungkin Virgonis kurang faham apa dia itu erti maksud inti-pati RANK AND FILE. Kalau kan mahu kena tahan kenaikkan gaji sama kenaikkan jawatan atau kena terajang jauh-jauh komplen saja tah kalau berani. Risiko atu mungkin inda banyak orang faham. Kebersihan memang inisiatif sendiri tetapi sekali lagi yang amat terkilan pegawai ringan tangan pun inda, maklum berumah bukan tinggal dibarek. Ada pulang cleaning campaign kalau menyambut puja usia Kebawah Duli di Mess Pegawai. Please stop memburukkan sama sendiri? Inda kan orang memBurukkan kalau hanya Segelintir Yang Senang dan Kebanyakkan Yang Susah. GemInI 24.05.2003

Pusat dakwah islamiah: Awu di sana atu bukan lagi orang inda besopan santun yang ada...macam2 jenis manusia pun ada sama jua dengan sektor kerajaan yang lain, ada baik ada jua sebaliknya...meratai lah macam atu..namanya jua manusiakan? lagipun yang keraja sana atu bukan semuanya berkelulusan agama...tapi yang buduhnya ada seorang pekerja sana atu GAY bah, dan perkara ani diketahui oleh atasannya yang selalu merampas VCD...tapi inda kana bagi taguran, atau nasihat, padahal di sana atu ramai ahli pendakwah dan penceramah..??? apalah?? Laki2 atu beranak pinak sudah, teringin jua lagi kan mengantam sUBUR dangan...xalui punya laki2..kesian bininya Sumber tidak utama 24.05.2003

Kluangman: Assalamualaikum,Wang Kluangman,I'M BACK! ani abis udah ku periksa so blh lah kan mengutuk biskita. HEEEEEEEEE! atubah kan betanya baik udah gila biskita? jgn-jgn ku menyepi luan gila plg kali! Pasal RTB, luan banyak komplen baik lagi ada kan di liat mun inda mau menyiarkan ada kan di rasai. jgn-jgn mengomplen pasal RTB ani inda tedapat astro kali. Kesian.......... !oklah sampai sini saja dulu kan makan ubat penenang! KAH, KAH ,KAH! bye Mr.x kid 24.05.2003

Pengetua Maktab Jururawat: Adeh....... padas jua cerita kita atu mengenai pengetua kamu atu kalau inda salah si-anu nama nya ....bermuala dari xxxxx atu deh.
Teruskan saja gossip durian tempatan ada ku dangar banar nya kawan ku yang di-sana atu dan penuntut yang attachment di clinical yang yang bercakap tentang kedia ani malah nurse's yang lain atu. Banyak yang banci arah nya ani. Tapi inda lama lagi kan pension jua deh. harap inda balik lagi. Aku ani pun banyak ku cerita pasal kedia ani tapi lain kali saja, biar orang di-MOE,MOh Dan DTE tahu hal kedia ani. Harap Dato Menteri jangan sambong balik kalau ia pension nanti pasal masa Datin Pengetua kerja balik di-ucap nya berabis. Bah Nanti kitani cerita lagi. Marah ia karang. Abis penuntut dan Tutors di-bansuh nya nanti. Sabar aja DURIAN TEMPATAN. bawa jalan ke supa save liat pemeran Thailand dan beli DURIAN MONTONG lagi bagus daripada mengumpat c SU........ani. wassalam@2003 Durian Thailand 24.05.2003

siottt: kamu minat wrestling ka...da rock wah...aku mau cari member yg minat kan mati arah wrestling ani..jeffkah litakah...pls...lah mail me cute gurl Ch3sT3r_gal@yahoo.com 24.05.2003

emmm...: Maaf ye..Tumpang lalu! Sila teruskan discussion biskita yg berunsur negative dan positive. Terimakasih. the one & only 'me' 24.05.2003

Sekolah ditepi sungai: Untuk tatapan ANAK, Memang benar jua apa yg orang katakan tentang sekolah ditepi sungai atu..jangan lah cuba kan mengelak semua org tahu perihal pengurus dan guru besarnya(bapa mu atu) dan memangnya ia atu penumbuk orangnya..padantah bahasanya inda pandai bisai...rupanya perangainya inda baik...macam kau jua...bapak burik anak rintik..padanlah...baik jua mengakun...tapi aku ani bekas guru di sana atu..tetap inda puas hati...lebih-lebih lagi ku dengan ada penuntut disana yg kena stop sekolahnya pasal belum bebayar...luan jua pengurus atu eh...macam tah...setahun inda bebayar...setahu aku...diorang atu menunggu duit elaun dari kerajaan, indakan pasal atu kena gantung sekolah...setahu aku jua org kana gantung atu org ada kesalahan disiplin disekolah seperti berkelahi sesama anak murid..ani pasal inda bebayar pun?...gila harta jua eh..padantah banyak ibubapa bersunggut sekolah atu gila harta...guru-gurunya pun inda bersemangat mengajar...pasal selalu kena marahi oleh si dang Gold atu...apa lagi pembantu rumahnya lagi macam ucing dibuatnya? mentang-mentanglah orang kaya...kekayaan mu atu inda kekal dang hjh gold...anak jua karang mengambil harta mu atu...baik tah kau bawa mati hartamu atu...timbunkan dibawah kubur atu...baru ia...luan kan gila harga jua eh...sekolah ditepi sungai...aku ani bah...salah sikitpun diberhentikannya...atu cikgu xxxxxx atu..bila waktu anak murid kan pereksa pce ada ia tu ambil sekolah luar...mengajar jumaat dan minggu...di rumah orang...banyak tu guru-guru disana atu macam atu...Hj xxxxxx ganya inda tau...iatah luankan percaya arah cikgu xxxxxxx...?ani baru ia tahu...tuas aku diberhentikan? gaji inda jua berapa tapi keraja banyak ditumpukkan arah guru..ia tahu senang ganya..meskipun sekolah atu ia punya...lain kali lagi aku membungkar perihal guru-guru disana atu...banyak yg tuan pengurus inda tau...kali ani tia...sekolah gila????...bekas guru...ditepi sungai... X-teacher 24.05.2003

To Buttercop dan Yg Berkenaan: Sedang tah luan mengucap-ucapkan orang ani. Bedosa.. Inda takutkan dosa. Kalau inda jua takutkan dosa. Kurang-kurangi tia jua.. Jangan tah ditambah-tambah lagi dosa atu. Dunia ani kan hampair sudah penghujungnya. Sepatutnya katani ani menambahkan amal ibadat katani. Bedosa katani membuka keaiban orang lain. Islam mengajar katani menutup keaiban orang. "siapa yang menutup keaiban seseorang muslim, nescaya akan ditutup keaibannya didunia dan akhirat". Sia-sia aahaj katani sembahyang kalau ashik kan mengumpat orang lain saja. Sebelum mengukur orang lain ukur dulu diri sendiri. Cuba cermin diri sendiri. Apakah anda dikategorikan orang yang cemerlang disemua aspek??..... Anak jati rimba 24.05.2003

Wang Bunchit - Perit Bahasa: Atu baru ya!! I salute u man!!! That's very original. Teruskan dengan idea idea biskita... Macho Man 24.05.2003

Reply: Periksa jua di jabatan mxxxxxx: Assalamualaikum kepada semua pembaca ruangan have your say. Terlebih dahulu kediaku meminta maaf sekiranya kata-kata ku ani nanti akan menyinggung mana-mana pihak yang berkenaan. kediaku menulis disini ani bertujuan untuk memberikan sedikit komen tentang artikel yang telah di muatkan dalam ruangan ani pada 18hb.May.2003. Seperti yang telah dinyatakan didalam artikel tersebut penulis ada menyatakan bahawa penulis ada melihat pasangan yang berscandal terutamanya di Jabatan Mxxxxx. Ingin saya menyentuh disini cerita tentang scandalism bukan saja berlaku di Jabatan Mxxxxxx tetapi ianya berlaku dimana-mana sahaja di seluruh dunia. kalau penulis sudah menyatakan Hjh S atu bertitle jxxxx jadi apa masaalahnya kedia atu makan di Restoran Lxxxxx atu kan? Luan jua sakit hati kita kan kedia ah? Jangan-jangan kita ani kali ada hati arahnya nganya inda kena layan! Kita ani seolah-olah kan memutik semua cerita scandal yang ada di Jabatan Mxxxxx atu. Sekiranya kita ani salah seora
ng dari warga Mxxxxx sepatutnya kita merasa malu untuk menceritakan perihal abis diorang atu kepada orang luar. Semua warga Mxxxxx atu sudah dianggap sebagai sebuah keluarga bah tu. Mungkin kita ani belum faham kali ah mengenai hal ani. Macam cerita operator di Jabatan Mxxxxx atu luan jua kita ani ah inda jua payah memalukan kedia sampai macam atu kali ah. Ia kan makan ia punya pasal! Bukannya mulut kedikita di pinjamnya....mulutnya jua kali tu ah.... Kita ani tau mengata kesilapan orang kita atu sendiri sudah kita periksa kah? Baik dan sempurna sudah? Kita fikir orang yang berscandal ani nganya yang berdosa kali. Mengata keburukan orang ani pun berdosa jua kali ah! Kita ani macam orang sakit hati kan bisdiorang ani tah pulang. Apa salah bis diorang ani arah kita yang banarnya? Biar kan tia Hjh S, M, H dan Px Hj atu dengan urusan diorang bah! Bukan pulang kediaku menyokong perbuatan bisdiorang atu. jangan kita salah tafsir maksud ku atu tadi! Diorang berbuat diorang yang berdosa. Bukannya keraja kitani tu untuk mengata perbuatan salah bisdiorang. Jangan kitani kan pandai-pandai menghukum diorang atu bah. Kalau kita kan mau terus terang kita bercakap bah arah diorang nasihati dan nyatakan kesalahan diorang atu. Jangan macammani, inda bisai. Orang inda tau pun jadi tau oleh kedikita. Kalau diorang atu inda mencium bau syurga kita yang mengumpat dan mengata keburukan orang ani masuk syurga kah? Belum tau kali eh!!! Bagi mereka yang tergolong dalam orang-orang yang dinyatakan oleh penulis atu baik tah biskita ubah perangai atu supaya biskita inda kena ucap-ucapkan lagi. Sekian Prihatin 23.05.03

ELAUN MALAM UNTUK NURSES:
PERKARA PERTAMA:
Merujuk MINIT yang bertarikh 14 Rabiulakhir 1423 / 24 Jun 2002 Ruj: (54) PPK/PB (PNO's/48/2001 bekenaan dengan elaun malam nurses sehingga kini tuntutan masih belum diterima. Minit kebenaran tersebut telah memberi kebenaran untuk para jururawat membuat tuntutan secara kebelakangan iaitu dari tarikh pengkhususan elaun dibayar dengan mengisi borang tuntutan elaun khas yang disediakan dan supaya dapat menghadapkan kepada pejabat Pmk.Pengarah Perkhidmatan Kejururawatan tidak lewat dari 15hb.Julai 2002.
Dari khabar angin menyatakan pada masa ini tiada peruntukan untuk tuntutan tersebut, Jika benar peruntukan tiada kenapa elaun HIGH DEPENDENCY telahpun dikeluarkan, sedangkan minit tersebut telah diberi kebenaran serentak dengan elaun malam nurses, dan sehingga kini jururawat masih lagi meneruskan mengisi borang tuntutan elaun khas tersebut.
PERKARA KEDUA:
Post Basic assistant nurse telah mengikuti pengkursusan "Conversion Course Diploma in General Nursing" telahpun menamatkan pengkursusan mereka selama 2 tahun dari kebelakangan dan yang terkini bagi graduan seterusnya. MASA'ALAH yang timbul sehingga kini para graduan tersebut masih lagi menjawat jawatan yang lama serta menjawat scale M4. Pohon penjelasan atas penangguhannya yang sekian lama sebelum perkara tersebut dihadapakan kepihak atasan. SEKIAN....

BAGAI MENUNGGU BUAH YANG TAK GUGUR: 23hb.Mei,2003 Kepada Yang Berkenaan 23.05.03

To Buttercup: Penghulu Mukim Gadong: Buttercup, saya sungguh terharu ketika membaca tulisan anda mengenai dengan Penghulu Mukim Gadong itu. Sesungguhnya saya sebagai anak jati Kampong Tungku ini merasa anda amat berat sebelah. Mungkin dari berbagai aspek Tuan Penghulu tidak menyerlah jika dibandingkan dengan penghulu-penghulu lain di Negara Brunei Darussalam ini. Mungkin dari pandangan anda sendiri penghulu ini tidak menjalankan kewajipannya dengan bersungguh-sungguh. Saya sendiri mengakui memang ada kepincangan dalam pentadbiran beliau dalam mentadbir anak buah kampung dan mukimnya. Kerana kita mesti ingat yang Allah Ta'ala mencipta manusia dengan kebaikan dan keburukannya sekali. Walau apa pun keadaannya anda sendiri telah mencerminkan diri anda dengan keburukan anda iaitu mengkeji dan menjatuhkan maruah seseorang dengan menulis keburukkanya diruangan ini. Adakah segala tohmahan yang anda tulis diruangan ini benar? Apakah buktinya? Kalau hanya jalan yang rosak, adakah itu satu bukti yang mengatakan dia tidak menjalankan kerjanya? Setahu saya ( Saya sudah melalui seluruh jalan di Kampung Tungku ini dari hulu ke saba, dari Mata-Mata tembus ke Rimba sepanjang hidup saya ) hanya jalan berdepan Isah Park dan menuju Mc- Farm saja yang rosak. Itu pun kerana projek pembesaran jalan yang mungkin tergendala atas alasan tertentu? Mengenai dengan isteri dan anaknya yang menghantarkan gaji tua itu adakah anda terfikir siapa sepatutnya yang harus mengambil gaji itu dari rumah Penghulu? Sepatutnya orang-orang yang berhaklah yang harus mengambil terus dari Tuan Penghulu bukan sebaliknya. Disini nampak salah satu kebaikan yang ditunjukkan oleh bukan saja tuan Penghulu tetapi juga seluruh keluarga Penghulu yang sama-sama berganding bahu untuk menolong orang-orang yang tidak berupaya di Kampong ini. Tentang menjadi ketua dalam membawa anak-anak buahnya membuat maksiat itu saya tidak setuju sama sekali. Memang benar ada diantara kawan-kawan Penghulu ini yang berkahwin dua. Adakah ini boleh dijadikan bukti bahawa Penghulu itulah penyebab keruntuhan rumahtangga mereka? Sebagai seorang manusia anda haruslah berfikir dengan matang. Soal rumahtangga adalah soal peribadi. Orang lain tidak ada hak untuk mencampuri urusan itu. Jika sekiranya Penghululah yang menjadi ketua dalam 'projek' ini kenapa dia sendiri tidak berkahwin dua atau tiga? Buttercup, bangunlah anda dan bukalah mata anda. Lihatlah disekeliling kampung ini. Apa yang anda nampak? Adakah kita sering mendengar gajala-gajala sosial yang dilakukan anak kampung ini? Apakah projek-projek kerajaan berjalan dengan lancar disekeliling kita? Selama ini siapakah yang telah turun naik pejabat kebajikan demi untuk menolong anak buahnya mendapatkan elaun sara hidup untuk anak buahnya yang kurang upaya? Kampung manakah di Mukim ini yang mempunyai Web site nya sendiri? Kampong manakah di Mukim ini yang masih mengekalkan cara hidup orang Kedayan dengan bercucuk tanam dan berkebun? Rumah siapakah yang diketuk pada tengah-tengah malam ketika seorang gadis minta perlindungan? Banyak lagi perkara yang mungkin anda fikir remeh timih di Kampung ini sebenarnya adalah hasil tangan Penghulu yang anda caci-caci itu. Kita seharusnya mengambil pengajaran dari keluarga penghulu yang harmonis ini. Saya ingin bertanya anda jika anda betul-betul mengenali hati budi Penghulu ini. Berapa orangkah anaknya yang berjaya dalam pelajaran? Berapa orangkah anak-anaknya yang melanjutkan pelajaran di UBD? Berapa orangkah anaknya yang menuntut di Tahfiz? Saya tidak perlu menyabutkan keseluruhannya mungkin anda lebih arif dari saya kerana anda sudah terlalu mengenali ' tepi kainnya'. Sebelum saya mengakhiri tulisan ini ada satu pertanyaan lagi untuk anda: Siapakah orang pertama yang akan menghulurkan sedekahnya untuk membeli kain kafan ketika ada anak buahnya meninggal dunia? Kalau anda tidak tahu jawapannya, itu menunjukkan yang anda hanya tahu melihat keburukkan orang tapi buta pada kebaikkannya. Wassalam.... Powerpuff Girls 23.05.03

ulangkaji peritbahasa: Perit Bahasa Kita

1. kecil tapak tangan, tapak sulaiman saya tadahkan.
2. ke mana tumpahnya kuah, kalau tidak ke bawah.
3. siapa yang makan nangka, dia yg dapat biji nangka.
4. pucuk di cinta, Ismet Ulam Raja mendatang.
5. sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya tak dapat masok
olimpik juga.
6. sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian cukai pendapatan.
7. tak lapuk dek hujan, tak lekang macam rambutan.
8. tiada rotan, pelempang berguna juga.
9. biar lambat, asalkan dapat.
10. biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi.
11. di mana ada semut, disitu ada gula-gula.
12. jauh di mata, dekat di mata-mata.
13. kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, Seri jadi Abu Bakar.
14. carik-carik bulu ayam, lama-lama jadi shuttlecock.
15. secupak takkan jadi 18 cupak.
16. gajah mati meninggalkan gading, harimau mati
meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggal dunia.
17. sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, inikan pula makanan dalam
mulut.
18. harapkan pagar, pagar tak boleh diharap.
19. habis madu, sepah jgn dibuang merata-rata.
20. alang-alang mandi, biar guna sabun.
21. ayam terlepas, tangan berbau ayam.
22. berani kerana benar, takut sebab penakut.
23. berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras.
24. cubit paha kanan, peha kiri tak rasa ape-ape pun.
25. diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang sebab dia bisu.
26. hendak seribu daya, tak hendak takde daya.
27. hidung tak mancung, gigi macam kereta sorong.
28. hidup segan, mati ditanam.
29. ikut hati mati, ikut rasa merasa.
30. ikut resmi padi, semakin berisi semakin banyak burung
mari.
31. kerbau dipegang pada talinya, manusia dipegang pada
tangannya.
32. lembu punya susu, cap teko dapat nama.
33. patah tumbuh, hilang report polis.
34. sambil menyelam, tengok kapal selam.
35. sehari selembar benang, lama-lama benang habis.
36. jika kail panjang sejengkal, belilah yg panjang sikit
kalau nak mengail di laut.
37. membujur lalu, melintang pukang.
38. hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu negeri sendiri,
lebih baik kalau hari tak hujan (mat motor kena pakai raincoat susah).
39. sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut.
40. mayat mati selam-selaman.
41. kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili.
42. kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi, boleh blah-lah! WangBunchit 23.05.03

pengampu opis: baru2 ani ada ku tebaca di hys ani, pasal org pengampu di opis, ngam tebaca atu aku teringat dajal jelmaan di opis ku dulu atu, namanya ka**l tiap kali ku teringat banci banar ku kedia ani, ia ani kalau big bos datang ia tah yang paling sibuk dan riuh macam kan menyambut pengantin lelaki kerumah , kalau ada apa2 direport nya tarus arah bos di anggapnya dirinya atu GM, wal hal bukan kan ku ucapkan tapi baru kana demoted pasal ia punya ulah ani . kalau cakap sama bos macam org 14 -16 yr old yang baru first time betelepon sama bf or gf nya membari kambang bulu mendangar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seluruh opis atu tau udah olah mu atu yang biadap atu walaupun ko educated di uk m********r university , jangan perasaan wang bukan nya ko sorang saja yang graduate dari england.
inda lagi pandai kan appreciate keraja orang tu, senang kan di tengking nya orang lagi, paling ia suka membuat catu arah orang yang subordinatenya (perassaan) nya kalau diliat department nya atu mana ia ada org yang sanggup keraja under kedia , dangar cerita departmentnya atu actually kana buat saja 2 sal bos nda sampai ati kan membuang kedia percaya no function to the company , last kali kalau ada bini2 lawa lembut ia tu arah bini atu tapi kalau inda lawa antah kurang ajar ia arah orang atu , iatah inda kana layan oleh bini di opis kami atu yang tau olah nya ani .baik jua aku dapat keraja arah lain , alhamdulilah better lagi ckit environment , kalau dulu pagi2 jumpa mua nya nda besemangat bah keraja ah .
wang baiktah ko sadar ckit sebelum ko jumpa orang yang sanggup bertindak secara physical arah mu . bah cukuptah disini saja aku beceta . anti org atu 23.05.03

andangnya tu...: andangnya tu....i agree with u sumber2 utama, ada SESETENGAH org2 yg kraja bawah KHEU ani, di JPI kah, di Pusat Dakwah kah..andang ulah bisdia inda sopan, inda bisai dilihat,..bukannya apa, mun udah bekeraja dibawah KHEU atu, bisai2 tah sikit ulah, image ugama atu, patut jua bisdurang bawa semasa betugas, ani berijap!tapi kdg2, nda jua ketani buleh expect bisdurang ani to be near perfect jua bah,manusia jua drg ani, ada jua salah silapnya, tapi come to think of it, drg patutnya, mun udah manusia bepikir lah sedikit, in public, jaga image diri atu!!jgn kan sesuka hati meneraisi orang, memalukan org, apa lah........ku dgr, politik dlm KHEU atu memang hebat...lebih berijap didgr, dari kementerian2 lain, okeh,,,dont want to talk about it..sekian.. sumber-sumber utama 23.05.03

ubah sikap buleee..: assalamualaikum, cani...kan diluah takut urg sakit hati tapi dpendam nda jua baik..napakan DJ DAFFY atuu luan cecapi & overnya teruk? control dihh...contohi mcm dj Riezman maintain. nda luan excited mcm org sakai. Dahtu cara ia handle kajanya okieee apa! klu DAFFY nauzubillah...nda tantu2 ckpnya...especially klu ada call dari galss...confident hensem usulnya...then, bila ia sama c-DANIEL, nda mau kalah klu bulih suaranya saja kan ddangar. mun tiap2 ari isnin -rabu pagi andang kami ubah # tu...buriiig! tapi klu dj lain ndalah...pasal Dj Alif cara ia kaja tu ok plg tapi caranya layan callers langsung nda jaga hati callers...bh atu saja. kesimpulannya DJ DAFFY plz tiada kata2 lain lagi kan dcakap, baiki cara anda dan perbaiki gigi anda!bye,minta maafku... galsss of KB 23.05.03

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bomoh BSP: Masa ani, ni nah masa ani, kau atu bukan lagi macam cacing kepanasan, tapi sudah jadi banar banar cacing angus....he he he....segala yang bisa, segala yang miang, segala yang ngilu, segala yang panat, segala yang tajam sudah masuk ke-seluruh anggota badan mu....he he he....mana tiya defender mu atu....he he he.....panas dibalas dengan panas....he he he....api di-balas dengan api...he he he.....ia tah kan di-liat ni, pandai kah kau mengubat dirimu sendiri...he he he...kunon bomoh handal....he he he....tapi jahat sesama mahluk....tau sudah semua perbuatan mu atu di-kutuk Tuhan tapi masih jua kau buat.....tau tah kau ni macam mana rasa nya......he he he....cam mana orang merasa hasil perbuatan mu, cam atu jua kau merasa, tapi lebih teruk lagi....he he he. Panah Berapi/Beracun 23.05.03

BuJinG RuLz: BuJinG RuLz...Pengampu atu lebih baik dari pengumpat. Dalam agama mengumpat atu berdosa. Biasalah kalau dah banyak P.H.D. (Perasaan Hasad Dengki) inda bulih liat orang lain senang/bahagia. Kalau udah sendiri malas/GOT NO LIFE jangan salahkan orang lain naik pangkat/bahagia. Atutah sibukkan terucap-ucap sana sini kerja inda berbuat (prestasi kerja merosot, dosa berguni-guni ). Atu baru namanya MAMI JARUM.sibuk-sibuk hal orang lain nah hal sendiri inda terjaga. Lagipun rezeki masing-masing pemberian Allah. Siapa kita sebagai umat-Nya untuk pertikaikan. Satu lagi jangan suka menuduh-nuduh tanpa bukti (karang 'termalu' sendiri). Kalau rasa diri benar, berani-beranilah confront. Jangan hanya berani cakap belakang. APA KELAS!!! Gunakan jua otak tu deh...sampai bila kan jadi "pak dan mak turut". Dahlah hidup inda maju karang jadi macam ikan bedukang...cuma tau makan tahi. - anti-bedukang anti-bedukang 23.05.03

mencari rumah: kalau ada sapa jual rumah di bawah harga $165K e mail ku ehh
berguna ku ni URGENT sarah243 mangkudu1@yahoo.com 23.05.03

Anti lelaki Hipokrit: Inda semua lelaki di BSP ani dapat kau KAMBANGI....Salah tu kau atu.. ....Kamu fikir kami ani Bodoh inda tau!!! Kau kali yang KAMBANG Asi Asi .......dan inda semua laki laki inda sayang bini & anak. For me WIFE & ANAK tetap NO: 1 . GENTLEMAN 23.05.03

martines: eh pelayan indon..ko kan bekraja d brunei ani kan membagi servise mu kah??? ketara ko ani xxxxxx d brunei......kamu atu bejamu atu mana inda 24 jam basah seluar dalam atu....24jam xxxxx.....sadar2 sikit dih mun inda banar nda urg mengucapakn ...byk jua pekerja d brunei ani..mcm phillpin..india.thaild vietnam..knapa ORG INDON YG KANA UCAP GERENTI BANAR...........CUBA KO PIKIR PELAYAN........
laki2 andangnya gatal mun d kambangi.......mun ko nda menjuallll nada urg membali.........mun ko nda tegesel-gesel...nda jua urg mau......ko lxxxxxx xxxx xxxxxmu atu......lurus tah ko jadi pelayan restoran atu..xxxxx!!!! hahah patutlah banyak indon jadi amah d brunei ani semua xxxxx dan mau bagi xxxxxx......aja!!!! MAK LAMPIR 23.05.03

GUS DUR: aduh aduh....kamu indon ya?? suddah lah dtg brunei mau mengatal mau cakap besar lagi. memang urg brunei nda lawa semua...tapi kamu indon walau mua macam xxxx...msih laki tepikat ngapa ya??? hahha kerana kamu gatal dong...tergesel gesel...dadanya xxxxx kaya itik gitu....hahaha..iya ya k makan jamu ratu gitu hhahah....mau cari laki,,,pergi kerja tempat lain knapa d brunei??byk org kaya d sini ya??? huh..dasar otak dan mata pun mcm GUS DUR sungguh buta menilai org brunei.....
kamu benci orang brunei boleh jalan lah....balik indon....
mau cari duit..cari duit saja jangan gatal miang....dadanya d xxxxx kaya sundal bolong hahahha rasaen loh. aku 23.05.03

PENGAMPU, PENGAMPU, PENGAMPU....: Aku sokong kata-kata BuJinG RuLz bertarikh 21.05.03 atu. Pengampu ani ah........dimana-mana saja ada. Pebaik diPejabat Kerajaan & Swasta. Kan beceta ku nyamu pasal org diofis kami ani jua. Namanya ani si 'J'. Suka mengampu Ketua Jabatan kami. Gaya siasatannya ani ala-ala Johnny English. Palui2 kelakar. Mun ganya pangkatmu atu bah, inda jua basar mana tapi memerintah org mengalahkan Engineer. Sini sana org cakap sal kedia. Hebat banar kau masang JACK BUAYA mu ah. Mun udah Ketua Jabatan pun temakan cakapmu. Ani jua ah, jgn tah lagi kau berskandal dgn bini org. Bini sendiri ada, bini org jua kan kau kapit, mcm jalanmu jua yang terkapit-kapit ah. Napa,takut biji mu gugurkah? hahahahaha. yatah nah, jln yang memundan ani jua yang si****** ani suka. Tau kau kah, org diofis tani atu manggil ko si PLAYBOY TUA. Keraja mcm org banar tapi tau jua org dih. Kepada Ketua Jabatan ****,KB atu, jgn tah luan didangari cakap si 'J' atu. Abiskita atu sebagai Ketua Jabatan bah, jgn jua l!
uan mengulun org bawahan. Sampai kerani abiskita pun kita jadikan Setiausaha abiskita. Kalau jawatan PENGARAH, kali jualah, ada Setiausaha nya tu. Ku dangar2 abiskita ani kan pindah, (cerita sensasi masa ani) sedih pulang kami campur gumbira. Pasal apanah, diharap-harap Ketua Jabatan yang baru ani nanti, inda mudah temakan dgn cakap org. Biasalah, PENGAMPU BERDAULAT ani memang pandai menghayati wataknya. Baik tah si 'J' ani branti keraja & Start your career by applying as an actor in Brunei. Just to give u little hint about myself........i'm not your enemy nor your friend nor anybody in your life, but i'm someone who can give a MASSIVE DESTRUCTION in your life. I'm bored of u & your stupid face. GET IT!!!! JELAMA SENIOR 23.05.0

Siapa TUTI ani kan?: Pernah masa hari a 2, me dengar lagu TUTI di radio Kristal,sekali me tanya my husband,siapa KAN TUTI a 2....bidah jua lagunya. Sekali my husband bagitahu me,orang Brunei jua 2.
O..... i thought orang Melaysia,Indonisia,pasal me inda percaya kalau orang luar yg nyayi lagu mcm a 2....Lagu a 2 lawa sudah,Tapi apa yg spoil...SUARANYA............yg bawa bidah lagu a 2.
2 TUTI klu lain kali kan menyayi,jaga terlampau menikut suara orang putih...use YOUR ON VOICE,jaga menekan SUARA...terkejut i di buatnya....jagan marah... klu boleh u dengar suara mu a 2,lawa atau indah....:P''''''''''''''''''''' :) A 23.05.03

APA DAH JADI DENGAN PLAYGROUND JP..: ASSALAMUALAIKUM...semuanya aku baru jua balik bercuti.tekajut ku meliat keadaan JP ( JERUDONG PARK PLAYGROUND ).kenapa tia kalau dulu JP ani jadi kebangaan kitani orang brunei khusus nya.sampai termasuk dalam world genious book of record.kerana alat permainan nya canggih dan masuk percuma.nada negara yang membari percuma,contoh malaysia di genting highland semua bebayar padahal park nya inda secantik dan sechanggih kitani di brunei.kitani lah negara yang ulung masuk secara percuma hinggakan banyak rakan2 dari negara jiran sanggup turun ke negara kitani semata2 kan melihat taman permainan kitani dan tambahan lagi semasa konsert MICHAEL JACKSON.BRUNEI lah negara yang pertama maengundang michael jackson artis yang terkenal di seluruh dunia yang masuk adalah secara percuma.tapi apa yang terjadi pada masa ani JP bukan lagi macam JP yang dulu senantiasa banyak pengunjung,sekarang sudah berbeza,kenapa inda terfikir kalau dulu di kenakan bayaran masuk dan permainan,mungkin balik model,tetapi kenapa sekarang baru di kenakan bayaran dan lagi mahal.bagi orang yang berpendapatan rendah dan banyak anak memang inda mampu.sampai kereta buggy yang dulu di gunakan oleh VIP pun sekarang bulih di sewa kenapa tia.pada pendapat saya inda slaah di kenakkan bayaran tapi kurang kan lah harganya.y not bayaran masuk mengunakan tokken dengan secharge 50 sen seorang atau $1 untuk satu permainan contoh bumper car kalau dulu $5.apa yang penting duit masuk dpd langsung orang inda mau main kalau di kira dalam sebulan pun cukup dpd nada langsung sedang kan alat permainan berjuta ringgit harganya.so kepada yang berkenaan fikirkan tia dan uruskan tia taman permainan kitani yang jadi kebanggan ah.ani sampai betanya orang luar what happen to jp very quiet.not like before.nya kawan ku pulang tu omputih.please do something to our play ground. pemerhati JP 23.05.03

Jadilah Manusia berguna: saya tau tu siapa punya restorant yang masakan daging karinya hangus, kepunyaan restaurant atu orangnya ....bagus tu tapi sayang anaknya ada yang taiming bekas mengajar sekolah Menengah arab...femikiran anaknya masa ani masih stail dulu...yang senang jadi payah...inda mengikut trend masa ani....jadinya timbul femikiran seperti orang tua-tua dahulu...akhirnya timbul sifat pemarah...cakap tak serupa bikin...kurang sopan satun....pasal baik, baik pulang....tapinya kalau keluar taimingnya dikala beguna kan sesuatu manis dimulut tetapi busuk di hati...mana inda dari tingkah laku dan perkataan membuat kami faham akan sifatnya. masa ani kalau tidak ada pendirian hidup , susah kitani kan bertahan diri dari kejahatan. TANPA ILMU, IMAN DAN AKAL , KITA TIDAK AKAN BERANI MENGHADAPI SEBERANG TENTANGAN..DARI ITU BUAT BAIK BERPADA-PADA BUAT JAHAT JANGAN SEKALI...ASSALAMUALAIKUM Abdul Karim 23.05.03

Re:1124: Kepada : ME ..........sapa yang mengacau bini orang ah. Eh, mulutmu atu bisai-bisai dikit ah.Ku gasa mulutmu pakai barus dawai kang.baru ko tau.Iatah ko ani nah, pendangki kan kesanangan orang tu. Setahu 1124 atu, okey jua orangnya. Jgn menuduh & menfitnah orang ani. Mun ko inda puas hati,jumpakan plang orangnya.Cakap dapan2 mun sah ia ngacau bini org.Ani PACUL ko kah? Andangnya tu, kalau org nda puas hati, keburukkan org abis ko siarkan diHYS ani.Ketara ko ani andang menabur fitnah. Awas ko ah......aku ani kenal banarkan 1124 atu. Picak dahi mu mun ku tau ko.Tima Kasi webmaster utk menyiarkan postingku ani. CLOZE 23.05.03

Kanak kanak meminta duit: Waalaikumsalam Pemerhati. Seperti yang abiskita perkatakan atu ada jua ku pernah bejumpa kanak kanak ani. Ku kira kanak kanak
ani tinggal behampiran kampung ani jua. Dia pernah meminta duit
arah ku $1 tapi inda ku membari bukan pulang karit tapi melihat keadaan nya atu bah yang berani ta pinta pinta inda pulang membari kesian tu. Masa atu jua ada orang menghampiri kediaku
katanya Mengapa ia kanak kanak atu? Kata ku kan minta duit, heran ia orang atu, eh anak siapakan tu katanya, tebiar jua mana
indung bapanya. Tapi ah membari kesian pulang nasib kanak kanak atu lagi damit sudah inda indungnya membari perhatian. Diharap kepada ibu bapa anak tersebut berilah sedikit masa dan bimbinglah mereka supaya nanti menjadi anak yang berguna dimasa akan datang. Ok atu saja untuk renungan kita bersama.Terima kaseh. mira. 23.05.03

ATM n Kanak KanaK: Tangan diatas lebih baik dari tangan dibawah,sesiapa bersedekah sebelah tamar dengan ikhlas dijanjikan Allah pahala atau ganjaran sebesar gunung uhud.Bersedekah memurahkan rezeki.Ubat untuk penyakit overexpenditure dan kedekut adalah dengan bersedekah.Bermulalah bersedekah pada saudara mu yang terdekat. Sekian terima kasih |six| 23.05.03

Cashier Bowling: Aku terbaca kisah atu, Kesian Jua bini no.1 kerana perbuatan c-cashier atu, cuba tah cari orang lelaki bujangkah atau pun yang duda ani ingin ia kan merosakan rumahtangga orang. jangan mencari kesempatan dalam kesempitan (mencari kesempatan mengambil laki orang). Simpati2 23.05.03

Sekolah Ditepi Sungai Jangan marah arah indungku! Paham kamu! Kalau kamu inda membarai yuran mahal mahal ,inda indung kami terhantar ke ingland tu! Mau kamu kana tumbuk olih bapaku kian? Kalau mau datang komplin arah bapaku! Handal mematahkan tangan orang tu ! inda picaya? Cuba tia! Anaknya 23.05.2003

About Riverside: Assalamualaikum,saya bekas pelajar perepuan di Riverside.Saya sudah baca tentang sekolah kami.Walaupun benar,tapi janganlah terlampau percaya ceritanya.Walaupun sekolah kami bari gali,jgn tah macam atu.Tapi GURU TADIKA punya pasal.Ia ada kisah nya.Ada GURU mengajar kami masa saya primary 3Y,guru atu suka arah sorang GURU TADIKA .GURU TADIKA atu yang buat batah2 ani,ia tu.Itulah ceritanya.Tapi ucapnya yg Riveside gila duit,ia atu sadar lah sikit tnetang yg dulu.Walaupun ceritanya banar,tapi ia atu kira umpat2 org.Ada balasannya tu.Balasan atu dari sendiri.SAYa HARAP JANGANLAH MARAH.Dari bekas pelajar perepuan di Riverside. perempuan 23.05.03

RESTAURANT DKM KB MENGECEWAKAN: Awu banar jua tu cakap c Pelanggan Setia ah....me sebagai pelanggan tatap disana pun ternampak jua baju n seluar pembantu restaurant atu kotor bah...apron nya lagi kotor alah alah mcm org keje dibengkal keta bah saja. Mun dapat deh, bisai plang pakai apron yg jenis plastic tu....bila kotor dilap saja dan jua lagi ingin mengutarakan seperkara lagi dulu dulu kan makannya atu mun $2.00 kue tiaw goreng banyak dan mengenyangkan tapi masa ani makin banyak pelanggan makin sedikit tia $2.00 kue tiaw gorengnya a2...apa nya org abal abal saja. bah atu tah ganya dan bagi Pengurus DKM dapat menerima tips dan renung renung lah pendapat dari pelanggan biskita yg TATAP. Makaseh. Pelanggan Tatap 23.05.03

Deandra Malang.......: Disini I kan berkongsikan pengalaman I yg menyedihkan sekali... the stories goes like this....I bercinta ngan my bf<used to be> for almost 3 yrs...kami sama2 study d overseas<inda perlu dsebutkan dmana> sepanjang hubungan kami everything goes well... until my bf back for good yg mana ia dulu abis his studies b4 me...tapi hubungan kami tetap stable<i tought so> both of our families know about ur relationship...so far no disagreement between both families...but then unfortunately bila my bf balik brunei...he found sum1 else...I inda tau 8 d first place until 1 day ada bini2 dtg mengaga kerumah I...ia ckp supaya jgn kacau bfnya....HUH!!??? what on earth yg ia ckp I yg merampas her bf sedangkan I yg dulu know him & we're couple...then i saw my bracelet yg I belikan dulu which supposed to be a present to my bf's sister's birthday....SHIT!!! sampai hati ia bagi bini2 lain brg yg I balikan utk familynya...!! indakan jahat tu....so now I reda & pasrah dgn apa yg terjadi...I inda meyesal akan semua ani...I anggap semua ani adalah pengajaran supaya I berhati2 utk memilih pasangan d kemudian hari....tapi unfortunately my <x>bf ani selalu call me up, inda kurang memsg I....ia ckp ia menyesal atas perbuatannya...ia inda lagi sama bini2 atu...katanya bini2 atu yg maukan ia....iatah I inda suka ni...sudah terhnatuk barutah kan mengadah...erms well for me better late than never lah..so then nasihat I arah gfnya <kalau terbaca & terasa ceta I ani> kalau kan mengaga org atu berumpama lah...jgn terlampau kurang ajar....inda I menyalahkan u marahkan I...mungkin sebab u inda tau apa ceta dsebalik semua ani...ok lah..i rasa atu saja setakat ani...thanx for reading my problem...to be cont.... Im_Deandra: Dendra@yahoo.com 23.05.03

Nasib Wanita:
Sepi merangkul kamar
duka merangkul kalbu
rahsia diri terbongkar
cinta suci terlerai
setitis air turun ke lantai
membasahi kamar idaman
segugus hampa panjat ke hati
menyelubungi wajah keceriaan
perkahwinan jadi perjudian
kini, hanya segumpal harapan
melingkari benak
atas suara simpati
menghitung hari
menungu bicara
di pentas keadilan
by: Raja Rajeswari Lavinder 23.05.03

YANG PRIHATIN.: A'kum......apa kaja kosong ah?lagi ah macam kenal jua ku kau ani he he he,kenal jangan tak kenal,apa lagi kirim salam mana hebat tu,terus jumpa lah apa dah kau klabu asap he he he he he kah kah gila2 sah tah aku gila menyampuk kah kah kah.......wasalam. Kluangman. 23.05.03

yg banarnya: namanya mat xxxxx. kalau kan minta tanah ditutong minta saja arahnya janji bebayar org atu,walaupun tanah urg punya sanggup dibaginya tu janji ada duit masuk paket,banyak udah org kana olehnya tu , sampai kelahi urg ulehnyanya,asalkan ada duit dpt tah tanah tu . jawatannya Pegawai Tanah , ia tukang sain tu . xxx 23.05.03

Soft Cucumber @ Durian Tempatan (buruk): Kesian jua pengetua maktab jururawat masa ni kena fitnah yang bukan bukan!!! setau kami orangnya jujur, amanah, tegas adil dan inda pilih kasih. Mengambil berat tentang perkembangan guru gurunya terutama yang inda berdegree yang dari kementerian kesihatan. Rata rata dia orang ani gagar oleh angkatan baru maktab jururawat. inda kami pernah mendengar ianya menyumpah tapi Durian yang berabis menganu kedia ani. Apa masaalah kita ani. baik tah kehospital dan jumpa Dr sakit jiwa atu!!!! sebab usulnya kita ani memangnya inda suka kan ia. setau kami Harum sudah tu maktab jururawat atu! pengetua masa ani yang banyak menunjulkan maktab jururawat atu, macam macam kursus dibuatnya terutama posbasik atu. bayangkan berapa duit kerajaan disavenya. kalau inda jururawat brunei inda ada peluang belajar sebab kota lah apa lah, tapi sebab ia berat pasal pesakit dan jururawat dibuatnya. Pengetua dulu yang abis kita suka atu betahun tahun, inda nampak kerajanya. penuntut inda berdissiplin, suka suka hati, ia tah yang kamu mau tu!! gaya nya macam kamu ani memang ngam sama kedia sebab kurang ugama waktu pengetua dulu pelajar masaalah yang patut diberhentikan disokong jadi guru sebab ia ganya tau. kenapa kamu inda tanya arah pengetua dulu kemana duit turus kamu yang beribu ribu atu, uniform apa mahal segala business arah anaknya...so jangan tah membandingkan pengetua masa ani sama yang lama macam langit dan bumi. Nasib saja ia dapat Datin sepatutnya pengetua yang masa ani yang diberi Datin sebab ia yang banyak bekeraja dimaktab untuk kepentingan kamu. pengetua masa ani banyak menyokong anak tempatan tapi yang dulu atu lebih suka kan orang luar, anak tempatan inda baiknya!. jangan tah kan mencari tulang ada lagi yang krok masa ni dimaktab atu kalau kamu benar benar kan mengharumkan maktab tunjulkan diri kamu dan ikut peraturan maktab. lurus sudah pelajar yang inda baik abis kena buang...barangkali kamu ani jua sebilangan yang kena buang sebab kamu sakit hati kan pegetua atu. kepada puan pengetua jangan tah gagar, kami menyokong kita kami tau perjuangan kita untuk jururawat Brunei. Liat saja karang sudahnya inda ada dapat sudah diramal maktab atu, sebab pengetua yang ada masa ni nampak segala kerajanya bukan macam pengetua dulu, balikkan keraja berbulan bulan main bowling tia pulang, bukan membantu mengambangkan maktab. Pasal pengambilan atu jangan tah kan kamu pisitu sebab pengetua yang kamu suka atu dulu banyak tu saudaranya yang diambilnya, tanya kedia atau kamu liat saja banyak tu dua o level pun diambilnya. Yang kami liat yang masuk atu semua yang layak ganya kalau inda layak sia sia pun tu. jangan tah salah kan pengetua masa ani . kalau inda puas ati jumpa pegawainya bukan ia tu yang menguruskan. so jangan tah kan heboh bedosa saja siapa layak masuk siapa perbaik pentingnya ianya ikut sharat. sudah tah eh memang tah kamu ani durian buruk dan inda baik. jangan lagi jadi sampah dengan memfitnah orang. Allah Selamatkan pengetua masa ani. Penawar 23.05.03

Indon Waitress: banar nyanta atu c kaca. selalunya these indon waitress ah.. drg punya aim andang kan mengait laki², apa lagi yg ber-IC kuning.. bukan apa, supaya ia dpt kena jamin tinggal di brunei n jadi org. brunei. Yg laki² bujang I think inda jua terliurkan bisdurang ani, tunah yg sudah bebini atu saja, luan kan membawa kambang bisdurang, kena puji² kali apa, naik birahi tia. Inda jua dpt. disalahkan 100% indon waitress atu, 10 kali pun bisdurang gatal mengacau pelakian kitani, mun pelakian kitani inda peduli, inda jua kan jadi, inda ja? tapi kdgnya ada jua pelakian yg exsin sja mengambang-ngambangi bisdurang ani, sja kan kacau² bah, tapi yg bini² ani lain tah plng, perasaan tia lagi! ada satu kes atu, ia mulanya waitress, skali kena madukan tia. alum lagi sampai betahun-tahun kawin sudah tia berani menampar madunya (d 1st wife of her husband). perasan! alum gi kena bagi ic merah kali, mun dpt ic kuning membunuh org pun ia brani kali ah! banci ku jua kan drg atu, baik yg kaja d restaurant atau di saloon-saloon. awas kamu especially di saloon dmukim gadong, ada bini² indon kaja ah saloon, sama jua nya ni, ani lagi tah, sampai service katil mun kasi!! saloon atu terletak diatas ofis xxxxxxx! abarnya malar dah kena ambush KDN tapi drg ani pandai tapok! awas² pelakian kamu! Wild_Angel 23.05.03

BukaMata: Perhutanan Sg. liang yg malang. Plz. mention saja nama pegawai-pegawai atasan atu bah....siapa sebenarnya YANG BANYAK KUAH DRP ISI atu kan, as far i know inda jua banyak pegawai di sana tuh....apa maksud mu YANG MALANG!!! U ani memang staf di sana jua kali ah.... Jbt. Perhutanan Sg. Liang masa ani sudah menampakkan kemajuan drp. 10 tahun yang lalu, kamu lihat saja projek-projek yang berjalan masa ani.... inda kamu bangga kah. Jgn tah jauh Taman Rekreasi Sg. Liang atu banyak jua bezanya drp. dulu, ramai jua org datang beriadah, berjogging.... Apa sebenarnya yang bukamata maksud malang atu kan....Jgn tah kitani dangki mendangki ani....be proaktif sedikit, jgn tah meliat sebelah mata saja...be proud of our achievement di Sungai Liang atu....mum u banci pegawai atu pasal inda bekeraja, ada kali sumber yg lurus for complaining....ok. no body perfect lah>> Kuyie jojo@hotmail.com 23.05.03

Perhimpunan Khas Wanita: To Guesthina...awal jua kau membuat komen sal Perhimpunan atu..sekajap sampainya ah?? makanan apakan yang angus ani? kami nada makan minum eh, makan keropok marimin ganya kami..campurnya? perasahan ku tahun2 jua kami datang..inda jua sama...air atu banarlah.Newayz...biartia bah, mun rasa mu inda suka kan makanan oleh supplier atu membawa plang kau ayam KFC kah...atau kan jimat Ayamku kah..hehehe jan banyak komplen, mun barang Malaysia apa atu ko ingat perhimpunannya ada tapau kah? sukur udah nie...ingat mu sanang mengelola perkara macam ani ani? tambah tia lagi mun bugjet kana sekat kan??? nada tender mau men supply barang murah2...buissness is buissnes lah...Ganya apa yang ku inda berapa puas hati..pasal forum atu saja..85% dari hadirat atu inda mendangar bah..manalagi mic nya KURANG...bekunyanyang tia saja..dan nada yang menarik wah dari isi forum ah,,,maksudku benda2 yang sama jua lakat, masalah wanita dalam islam dan apa perannannya, masalh anak2 dalam rumahtangga ..eh bangas udah wah...cubatah tema atu wah...Peranan wanita Islam dalm era IICT kah apakah....hehehe inda ku tau plang tapi yang ku dangar atu benda sehari2 nada yang fresh kah???...then cubatah ah dangar ceramah dari penceramah undangan seperti Dr. Mashitah Ibrahim kah...gerenti orang terpesona dan inda banya becakap tu...ani inda....buriiiinnngggg...bah ah...terima kasih ah...bukan cari kelahi nie Guestmulia 23.05.03

Kanak-Kanak Berani Minta $: Assalammualaikum kepada pembaca warga hys dan pihak-pihak yang berkenaan. Saya ingin membuat aduan tentang terdapatnya kanak-kanak di bawah umur tanpa jagaan penjaganya telah menunggu di atm ibb cawangan supasave, meminta wang tanpa segan silunya. Sungguh memalukan!Emak pun bukan apatah lagi ibu saudara memanggil orang yang tidak dikenali dengan panggilan "AUNTIE MINTA $". Nampaknya gejala sebegini dianggap kurang bermoral dan perlu dibanteras. Saya dapat mengagak sekiranya ia memperolehi duit ada kemungkinan untuk digunakan sama ada bermain game atau pun bermain pool. Kepada pengunjung-pengunjung yang hendak mengeluarkan duit di atm, silalah berwaspada dan berhati-hati.Di harap kepada pihak-pihak yang tertentu dapat menangani kes sebegini agar kejadian seumpama ini 'meminta-minta duit' tidak berulang.Kepada penjaga budak berkenaan, jagalah anak biskita baik-baik.Tanamkan sifat yang berakhlak dan bukan meruntuhkan akhlak dengan pergi ke tempat hiburan seperti itu.Sekian. Pemerhati 23.05.2003

Remaja buat konsert dan lepak2:KALAU BANAR YANG SI DI-KOMPLIN OLIH SI PENGUNJUNG YANG BERTARIKH 22.5.2003,BAIK JUA DI TEGURKAN OLIH PEGAWAI2 MASJID YANG BERTANGGUNG DALAM HAL ATU. ATU PUN KALAU IA MEMBACA DISINI.KALAU INDA SI -SI PENGUNJUNG SENDIRI BAGITAHU ARAH IMAM ATU.
KALAU TAKUT KAN BISDIA BUAT NOTIS BERTULIS DI-SANA ATU PUN KALAU ALUM MERATI MINTA BANTUAN POLIS DI POS LUMAPAS ATU.KALI KAN MEMBUAT KONSERT DAAKWAH KUMPULAN ANAK MUDA KG LUMAPAS KALI AH.BAH ATU SAJA KOMEN KU JANGAN MARAH............. kan hal nya 23.05.2003

KE INSAFAN...........!: Assalammualaikum kpd kwn2 ku yg sentiasa mlamani brudirect ani.Sadang2 tah kan mburuk kan org2 a2 dan mgumpat hal dorg klu kamu rasa dorg a2 bsalah aga tah teurs terang sja arh dorg.Nda baik klu slalu mburuk2 kn org bukan kita dapt pahala tpi dosa tani pulang bertambah aku tau kamu banar2 marah kn sma dorg a2..Bawa2 tah bersabar ok kawan2 jangan tah mgucap2 org lagi klu boleh cari tah jalan peyelasaian nya how to do to them?ok.......klu kamu tarus cani mgumpat dorg dan mgucap dorg d brudirect ani dorg nda akan insaf punya cari2 tah jalan penyelasaian nya...Kpda kwn2 yg minat ceta hal sukan, kan berkenal atau apa saja di brudirect ani terus kn dan kpd kwn2 yg ada masalah bagitau aku ok insa allah aku cuba tolong kamu segala apa yg aku ada....tolong mnolong kn lagi baik ok lah kpd geng aku chow dulu fikir kan tah apa ku cakap ani sama ada betul atau tidak dan sama ada kamu semua mau tema atau tidak nasihat ku aku nda akn marah atu hak kamu semau ok........gua chow dulu assalamualaikum bye..........peace a world is nice for us! HERO BRUNEI.......: ) 23.05.2003

Bomoh Bsp Yang terror: Memang benar apa yg Bomoh cakap, kau memang jijik bunoh kawan cara halus, di depan ko baik tapi di blakang ko simpan sakang arah kerusi ofis kawanmu sampai kuning betahan di hospital, ko lah punya kaja tu Bomoh. Sia sia saja ko tunggang langgang tapi hati busok mu ko bawa dalam sembahyang sedangkan kita mengadap Allah dgn hati yg bersih lagi jernih. Ilmu syaitan, SIHIR , berkadamkan Jin ko campur aduk dgn kononnya ko takwa. Atau mungkin hanya mengabori mata org melihat yg ko atu alim ( alim kuyok ) dari bersihir atau ilmu syaitan. Memang pintar plang ko atu, tapi lama kelamaan tau jua org kegiatan mu atu. you wont get away. Allah maha adil, setiap kejahatanmu walau sebiji abok tetap Allah akan balas. Dalam Quran ada mengatakan kebaikan di balas baik, kejahatan di balas jahat tapi kitabmu bukan Quran tapi kitab sihir yg ko pakai dan hatimu yg ialah hati Singa. Tikar sembahyang hanya propaganda yg kau lakon kan.
Hey!!..Bomoh walaupun ko pandai, sagainya pandai..kenapa? banyak bomoh backing ko..bomohmu world wide..ada sampai di Afrika..
Senjata halus yg ko pakai tebalik arah anak binimu atu. cuba ko liat sampai binimu operation. Atu lah permainanmu yg kena balik kan. ko pandai menangkis tapi your family macam mana. kalau anak mu timpang, sikalor disebabkan senjata makan tuan, jangan salah kan org lain. fikirlah jgn ingat siok ko lapas-lapaskan senjata halus mu atu. lihat kiri kanan. dan lihat ada teropong di atas monitor you apa yg u buat. dan di akhirat ada saksi mu. Jangan ko ingat org berdiam diri dan dirimu terlompat-lompat dan terlunja-lunja kononnya mengasi dan megena apa yg ko lepaskan atu. Once ko kena karang, baru tah ko sadar bahawasa nya langit itu sunggoh tinggi. baru tah ko mengadui Allah itu maha benar....bersambung! Pg. Noralim 23.05.2003

Sektor Swasta vs Sektor Kerajaan: AUW YANG BENARNYA yang kena kurapak oleh [six] atu, tapi...saya selalu berpendapat for every argument there is an opposite an equally powerful counter-response.
Warga filipino..mekanik, cleaner, sewa untuk main basketball (heh heh), yang perlu dipersoalkan bukan sahaja mengapa mereka diambil tetapi mengapa orang kitani inda diambil. Kerja di Kerajaan KDYMM lebih stabil? Of course siapa pun inda mahu! Tetapi anehnya inda jua dinafikan kaum ibu bapa indong sendiri menanam kan stigma, mentality dan minda kepada anak mereka. Kami pernah mengambil seorang ND holder gaji nya boleh dikatakan berdaya sainglah (ya tah ganya caranya tu) tetapi haram inda sampai sebulan beranti tia keraja kemana ya? You guessed it! (By the way untuk makluman Peramba Kaola Saya bukan bekerja dengan Kerajaan KDYMM).

Macam misalan cleaner, dapat kitani hitung orang kitani yang mahu, inda pulang merendahkan kerja yang jujur yang di redhai Allah yang benarnya mun inda pun di Bandaran mana boleh dilihat? Mengkali dapat biskita mentamsil syarikat swasta yang general cleaning warga apa kebanyakkannya? Filipinos right? Mengapa inda ada orang Brunei? Fasal salah satu daripadanya sipun dilihat masa permohonan Quota ke Buruh dapat sudah di angaikan andang inda ada orang kitani yang mahu keraja atu bah. Banar tah jua, degree holder 10 tahun ku menggangur belum ku kan jadi cleaner! Sungguh berbeza minda orang kitani dengan di negara asing...sampai bersawah bepadi sekadar mencari REZEKI HALAL ALLAH. ALLAH benci perangai EGO terlampau memilih (kerja) dan cerewet (gaji)!

Yang hairan Kerajaan KDYMM mengalu-alukan kemunculan dan penerapan SMEs tetapi yang barangkali sesetengah pihak Jabatan Kerajaan KDYMM yang wajip memantau dan menyelaras PACAH yang O.P. batah keluar, Quota payah minta, Business and Banking environment inda condusive, macam tah orang kan babisness? Mencuri sama membawa minuman ambilkan nombor ekor saja yang memberi kaya (tapi inda HALAL). Mun inda percaya...sipun dilihat dibuat kaji selidik feasibility study berapa lama turnaround time untuk daripada memohon lesen rampaian dan pendaftaran di Mahkamah saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampai ke membuka pintu perniagaan berapa batah? Jawapan resmi "tertakluk kepada jenis perniagaan". Jawapan inda resmi...berapa usin si-Awang siapa saudara mara indung si-Awang mun kan mahu approve sama cepat. Hilang lio hantap kan babisness. Padahal Wawasan Kebawah Duli untuk mengadakan T.P.O.R. semata-mata untuk melicinkan lagi jentera Kerajaan, auw tampang2 notis TPOR tapi...

Jua harus kitani musahabah diri macam misalkata mekanik filipino di car dealerships macam tah orang Brunei inda ada kelulusan jurusan motor / mechanical engineering. Dua sebab : (1) gaji rendah sipun sadang alum jua dapat jauh filipino jua kena pigang cakap (2) maritah kitani musahabah diri yang memberikan Quota sama Employment Pass pihak mana? Mengapa inda di clamp down on the Employers? Apa jawapan nya tu Bruneians are impatient, oh we have to pay 5% to TAP, we can't maintain such high operating expenses, blah, blah. Bodoh! Rumah durang, ticket durang, insurance durang ya tah orang kitani terutama pihak yang memantau inda pandai pikir jauh bulat2 menalan alasan tinglur. Eh lupa Board of Directors nya siapa ah...karang kitani yang cari penyakit! Inda pecaya? Do a Company Search at Registrar kalau hamba bekelakar. Namanya Sendirian Berhad boleh di periksa di Pejabat Pendaftar jangan takut.
Sekatan kepada pengambilan warga asing bukan cara penyelesaian jangka panjang. Kitani kalau kan meluruskan sesuatau bukan kan mahu sekejap saja mahu long term planning yo. Part and parcel salahnya daripada jentera Kerajaan KDYMM yang 'kurang' pantauan, auw Acts, Orders and Legislation boleh tahan tapi Gazette keluar hmmm...1st question kalau ada Perintah Darurat keluar bila kuatkuasa dan Jabatan Kerajaan mana yang punya kerja? Ya tah inda berabis tuding-manuding tu! salahnya minda kitani dan indung kitani yang menanamkan minda kurang sehat...kalau Govt dapat pingat, dapat rumah sewa, dapat tiket free, dapat tambang haji, loan kereta, elaun sara hidup, kurnia khas, F.C.A., child education, sampai elaun pujukkan dan elaun ganguan pun ada - kau bekeraja dengan swasta apa kau dapat?
Kebawah Duli untuk meringankan beban perjawatan menswastakan banyak Jabatan yang frontline. Dengan perancangan Privatization by means of Commercialization or Corporatization memang boleh sampai cita2 Kebawah Duli ganya penyelaras ani / sesetengah pihak ganya luan berinut TelBru sampai karang ani tidur cerita. (Privatize pun kalau minda Customer Service belum ada kalau bil tuntutan sampai orang babulan balum ada kalu talipon PABX kena terajang kehulu kehilir, Sendirian Berhad tapi inda dapat di saman, yang paling awal tu nah DST, baik tah limut dulu!)
Lurus nya Tuan (six) atu (or is it Puan or Pengiran or Pehin or Dato / Datin) ambok dihutan di bagi susu anak biar menerais kelaparan. Inda jua semua kitani miatu. Tapi inda jua semua kitani belurus benar...ya tah dialu-alukan kalau Kebawah Duli mencemar Duli orang kitani yang perjawatan tinggi ani luan panglingmat luan tinglur. Raja ganya kan ditakutinya, rakyat Raja menangis kena ketawakan...Raja memberi kereta dengan driver, dibaginya elaun, rumah persendirian kalau dijadikan rumah penginapan rasmi di bagi sewa lagi, gaji tinggi, masaalah belum selesai, masaalah makin bertambah, bagi Supplementary Supply Budget Order Gazeete B$4.2 billion masih problem, (Menteri) "bersara" i.e. buang kerja masih ada masaalah - ya tah mesti WAJIP kitani mendoakan untuk Raja kitani Kebawah Duli agar panjang usia sehat tubuh badan fasal Raja saja yang boleh menyelesaikan sekali hambat lidah Raja atu Titah adalah Undang2. Kitani berdoa daripada Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar Ali Saifuddin turun ulah sayang kepada rakyat dinampakkan Kebawah Duli Yang Maha Mulia sekarang akan turun jua ulah sayang kepada rakyat ke Duli Pengiran Muda Mahkota raja kitani yang akan datang. AMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! [five] 23.05.2003

ada 5210 kamu rusak jua ?: aku ani ada nokia 5210 balum jua sampai setahun.. problemnya inda ada reception.. siapa ada problem cani lagi ah ? tahan plang al catel ku hehe.. Anonymous 23.05.2003

OILYOILY: HEEHEEHEE.....KO ANI LAI, NDA JUA KAN SAMPAI BULIH MASAK....,ANYWAY MUKA KITANI ANI NDA JUA BULIH KARING LAI....KETUAHAN TIA JUA MUA KITANI KARANG. MUKAKU LAI SAMPAI KARANG ANI MASIH BERMINYAK,NDA PLANG KU TAU MUNGKIN KALAU UDAH MENOPAUSE NDA TIA KALI LAGI.....BUT I'VE MENTION EARLIER ABOUT THOSE 2 PRODUCT......I'VE BEEN USING IT FOR 7 YRS NOW.....PERUBAHANNYA NAMPAK WITHIN 2 MTHS AFTER USING IT......SKINTONE JADI RATA,BMINYAK PUN TAPI UNDERCONTROL JADI KULIT NAMPAK MOIST & SUPPLE. WITHIN A YR AFTER NGAMALKAN....WELL U CAN GO OUT WITH OUT MAKAI BADAK.......EHH I SOUND MCM JURUJUAL TAH PLANG......TERINGAT IKLAN BML DI TV MUKA C BECKY M. LEOGARDO.......KECANTIKAN ADALAH HAK MILIK SETIAP INSAN........EH MLARAT2 TAH KU PLANG:D .... PENGREGITAN 23.05.2003

JIWANG:JIWANG, banar tu cakap mu atu,sal C DANG TUTI menyanyi ah..cuba tah menyebut perkataan atu bisai bisai....stly lama sudah tu SLANG..ORG PUTIH AH...macam bangga kan bahasa org putih tah pulang....Cermin mua atu dulu...kalau rasa kan mau banyak peminat ubah tah slang atu...membari GELI......!!!
Malas tah kami kan membali kaset nya!!!!!! Sakit saja telinga mendengar, membari malu Org BRUNEI!!! Suara lagi angih angih...SINGAP SINGAP...Ampus kau kah??? balum jua brapa kali eh....!!!! Auw bukan jua kan mengucap, KENYATAAN!!!! Macam mana kan laku tu...!!!Luan di buat buat SLANG atu....mcm ia seorang ganya di Brunei ani pandai cakap omputih!!!! EMOSI KAMI NI.....ha...ha.... MELAYU LABIH SLANG 23.05.2003

AGAIN PASAL SKINCARE PRODUCT: BANAR PLANG TAWAS ATU BERASTRINGENT TINGGI....., SAL ATU I'VE MENTION EARLIER LAPAS PAKAI......... CUCI TARUS SAMA AIR & JAN TLAMPAU KUAT MENG'GASA KULIT NAMA PUN KULIT KITANI ANI ANDANG NIPIS.......,LIMIT URSELF TO 2 KEPING KAPAS ATU PUN ASTRINGENTNYA PAKAI SIKIT SAJA...... THIS INCLUDES OTHER KINDS OF ASTRINGENT........... MCM ESKINOL AH KALAU KAN MAKAI JAN BALI YG BEPASIR.......... CHOOSE YG TUTUP BUTULNYA WARNA PUTIH. BUT ALL I'M SAYING ANI......... IS JUST AN ALTERNATIVE FOR ADIK2 YG NDA MAU PRODUCT NGANDUNGI RETINOL OR SEGALA MCM AHA OR BHA........MCM AKAK SENDIRI.
ACTUALLY PRODUCT SKIN PEELING ANI TAH YG LEBIH BAHAYA......I REMEMBER ONE OF MY FRIEND YG TERPAKSA NUTUP MUA MAKAI TUDUNG SAL KULIT MEMBANGKAK MERAH & MENGELUPAS. ANYHOW ADIK2 "TEPUK DADA TANYA SELERA" OKAY.....ALL THE BEST........, PENGREGITAN 23.05.2003

Apalah anti kang ani ?: Khusus untuk ANTI KANG. Hari atu kau larang orang menyebut nama kang takut keluar tulisan-tulisannya yang kau katakan inda berfaedah. Tapi kau sendiri yang menyebut nama kang. Nah! Sekarang, apa sudah jadi ?. Pemerhati # last (dulu #1) 23.05.2003

RE: Strez gal : bah streeeezzzz... banar kah ??? email saja aku ada ku melayan tuuu.. heheheheheee..... Eastshady 23.05.2003

to student-study hard: untuk student2 yg akan menghadapi peperiksaan pada masa ani...belajar tah kuat2 n jgn hampakan parents kamu...wish you all the best....i know kamu dapat buat.....yes u can do it!!!!stop tah dulu bagi comment2 yg nada befaedah2 and jgn tah d bagitau masaalah kamu yg telampau peribadi atu,nda baik bah!!!karang kalau urg membagi comment2 yg nda baik arah kamu,merungngut jadinya.sakit saja kepala jadinya...stress saja.baik tah belajar selagi masih ada peluang untuk belajar ani,ok take care and belajar bersungguh2, bye... Student 23.05.2003

winter sonata: yo...askum pa khabar org lambak kanan kiri tengah..?apa ada hari perayaan ani?dmanakan kg sundir ani kan?bah jika anda mahu sapa saya sebenarnya aga lah kg lambak kiri kanan tengah..ok..k tidur ku dulu... mr lambak kanan and kiri and tengah 23.05.2003

Change N'level to o'level: a'kum..!!?
saya sebagai penuntut n'level...berharap2 gov tukar taya level kami ani to o level utk menjimat kan masa kami!!
kami ani nda sabar2 lagi kan bekeraja iatah kami mau d singkat kan jgn tah d terus kan N"LEVEL ani...!!
klu bulih tukar taya taun ani...!! s'blum kami preksa bulan 10 ani..!!
Tolong lah...tolong...!!

N'level to O'level N'level student 23.05.2003

IKAN FREE: Asalkan datang kapal, berabut kan meliat di muara atu. tapi liat punya liat, jangkau punya jangkau ta taroh jua dalam plastik bag. inda sadar-sadar panoh tia. orang punya inda ta cakap sebab sagan kan menagur takut kana bantai dangan cara belakang. Di laut karang kajumpaan kapal dihampiri, dipadah kan minta umpan sotong. PG. S yang terutamanya baik liurnya tapi inda membayar kan free saja. inda dilayan lain cerita, macam-macam timbul masalah. Halal kan tu anak bini turut makan. macam mana tah kan mencari untung? Fikirlah, jangan sabab kuasa yang ada arah diri tapi disalah guna. kan rata-rata macam ani hari-hari. macam anu bapa mamanya punya. kalau tak percaya lihat sendiri di muara pelabohan atu, esp. kapal datang.
Mana tia orang pegawai berkenaan atu? Inda dapat menstop kegiatan mengambil free ani kah? Oop... mungkin jua diorang atu sendiri terlibat. ORANG TANGAH 23.05.2003

RESTAURANT DKM KB MENGECEWAKAN....: to the manager of DKM KB.may i suggest u one thing...bulihhhh.aku suka makan ur food n go to ur restaurant every morning and afternoon.tapi ada satu perkara yang menyedihkan dan mengecewakan.y y y y ur workers pakaian nya kotor dan kumuh dari baju ke seluar,inda berterikah kah.kesian jua bisdorang ani cuba tah terikah pakaian dorang atu biar nampak kemas dan bersih,betopi pun sama jua nya they serve food so they must look clean.for the sake of hygene lurus kah.ani kesian ku meliat dorang pakaian nya kumuh tangan lagi kotor cua tah yang serve makanan atu biar tah haskan.masa ani mana ku mau kesana sal ari atu ku liat lakat jua kumuh baju dan seluar bisdorang.kesian ku mun aku punya restaurant inda ku cuai2 kan tu macam atu coz,pelanggan suka makanan yang nyaman dan memuaskan tapi kalau sudah tukang serve makanan mihir dan kotor mana orang mau makan contoh banyak.ada restaurant makanan bagus tapi layanan kurang,ada yang makanan inda nyaman tapi layanan dan makanan bersih sama pelayan nya ani yang tani mau.QUALITY KERJA.bah pengurus DKM cua tah usaha kan tia baju pekerja biskita ah tukar tia dan pastikan sebelum datang beterikah dan bersih.... PELANGGAN SETIA 23.05.2003

ketua Kg BB Zzzzzz.....: eh ketua, sibukkah jiu di-lamin atu? sampai hal anak buah pun ndaterkabir!!! Tapi busybody hal org NO.1!!! Penyibuk pandai ko tapi menolong payah2an. Datang jemputan org kawin pun bila dekat2 kan makan. Entah siapa kah yg memilih ko atu jadi pemimpin???? malang hidup org di BB
Anak dara mu atu bah... macam manakan? Bejagakah inda? Jgn tah sibuk pasal anak2 org atu... yg anakmu beninja malam2 ke gambus atu, baju jgn cakap ... SEXY BRABIS BAH!!!
Jumpa org kampung ndapandai senyum, marong saja.. ntah ada masalah kesihatan kali.
Sepatutnya jadi ketua kampong ani mesti prihatin,jangan pilih bulu!!! org kaya mau ko layan baik2 tapi org susah makin ko buat susah, macam setai !!!
Kepada pihak2 yg prihatin, tolonglah siasat deh ketua kampong kami atu,jgn sampai makan gaji buta.... MERANA HIDUP KAMI UDAH!! penduduk BB yg tak puas hati! 23.05.2003

MR.^MAMBO Egggg!...: AWANG ALAK BETATAR lurus nyamu kenapa di adakan konsert di BRUNEI.baru jua lapas maulud.setahu ku kitani negara MIB.kenapa tia ada konsert ani.si MR,MAMBO atu talooo..mun sekadar konsert alum jua berapa kan menarik ramai pelancong..alum jua konsert dapat membangun negara.mun abis minyak banyak jua cara lain tani bolih membangun negara selain hasil minyak,pembalakkan,pasir putih,banyak jua lagi kali ah.pelancong kenagara tani bukan nya kan konsert malah kan meliat keindahan negara kitani.di negara dorang lagi tah steady banyak konsert.aku pun inda setuju di ada kan konsert di brunei ani,banyak maksiat olih nya,kalau bolih BAN KONSERT DI BRUNEI.macam dulu PARTY IN THE PARK di JP,malu ku meliat anak brunei kitani telompat2,yang bini2 nya ia jua pakaian inda senunuh,inda pun ku teliat pelancung datang.macamiatu jua di empire macamana party bolih di benarkan.pihak KDN pun inda telarang apa inda nya yang membuat party ani anak VIP.takut tia dorang kan menagur.bagi ku kons!
ert ani membazir duit saja mengundang artis dari luar negeri sampai beribu2 ringgit macam yang sudah2 tantu duit atu buat kan CIRCUIT F1,dan MOTO GP ada hasil brunei baru banyak pelancung datang beribu ribu lemon..ani michael jackson,damage,whitney,awie lah,kru lah buang masa saja iblis ni namanya ani tah yang banyak merosakkan akhlak orang kitani BRUNEI.tebuat pertandingan membaca AL QURAAN payah kan meliat anak muda masa kini datang pebaik di jemput,taaaaapi tebuat konsert in advance sudah prepare...so MR MAMBO jgn ko fikir konsert bulih membangun negara malah meruntuh kan ada lah.to AWANG ALAK BETATAR aku sokong kau tani bukan kan belagak suci tapi yang banarnya konsert merugikan kitani sebagai rakyat brunei membazir duit saja..... TANGGANG 23.05.2003

pasal sm: ada ceta pasal sm di sebuah sekolah yang masih muda dan baru jua alum sampai setahun jagung bekeraja sudah tia mengada2 kan tunjuk eksyen konon kan naik pangkat angan2nya tapi mun ada hal nda pandai befikir kan janya saja kan di ikut mudah tia mengaga arah bos kalah sm lama2, satu jua bos ani asyik ikut saja cakapnya nda jua kan menilai banar nda apa masalahnya,ada servis lain kali......???? Zzzz 23.05.2003

Winny Vs Cendera Hati: Winny Vs cendera hati Banarnya mu tu winny ..few days ago kami pon kena telipon oleh syarikat ani n memberitahu babah dapt cenderahati sebab membali product Aiwa emm setahu ku emm babah ani inda pernah membali barang electric..selalunya kami ganya membali..atu pon bukan product aiwa emmm ia membagi tahu mesti ambil dlm masa 3 hari emmmm..fikir jua ku sebab dulu2 penah me jua terkana..mendapat hadiah tapi dari syarikat lain lah..rupa2nya ada trick dia org emm before dia org membagi hadiah atu emmm kena bagi ceramah me dulu pasal skim insurance AIA wahduhhhhh atu kan me kan begagas emmmm terpaksa lah mendengar dia org kira AIA representative beceramah 30min..buang masa..baik jua rumah hampir kalau jauh emmmm sia2 saja hadiah nilanya dalm $5 ganya..kalau cam atu winny ..malas tah kami mengambil hadiah atu sekadar jua ganya membuang masa......bagi tia org lain mahal saja membayar paking di yayasan.....thanks for u info winny....u take care...bye......... chombi 23.05.2003

Sufri B (Sufri Lumba): ia atu bukan org Lxxxx eh, asal2 nya dari Lxxx jua tu tapi tinggal di Sxxxx pasal bapanya keraja BSP dulu n for info, bininya bukan org Lxxxx (atu ex girlfrennya tu), bininya (harimaunya!!) org Bxxxxx, jalan Mxxxxxx yang tinggal dakat kubur kristian di Bxxxxx atu........ulah nya andang masih macam dulu nada perubahan...batah pulang sudah ku nda bejumpa ia tapi i supposed he is still the same old sufri lumba!!!! sense of humournya memang menghiburkan tapi i dont think he is good on bed,hahahaha!!!!
aku pun puas begaul sama kedia ani, ku pikirkan berubah tah sudah rupanya masih lagi....n to pencari keabadian cinta, ingin ku menasihati kau atu.....yang kau 'luntur' oleh sufri atu kenapa, if me i will not melt just becos of his sense of humour, apatah lagi kan 'besatu' sama ia, alummmm ku beliur tu...tapi iatah apa yang telah terjadi atu akan menjadi iktibar di kemudian hari. dari itu berhati-hati lah kamu dengan species sperti sufri b ani.....
i cant imagine if bininya ikut membaca article ani, mampus kali ehhh sufri atu....bah sufri berubah tah sebelum terlambat....see you arouuuunnndddd!!!!! Spies R Us 23.05.2003

hai hai bye bye: kamu boring ku bah..................... frust.....frust ..... frust ...... semua bf ku lari nangis nagis...........
ada siapa2 yang nda membuat ku boring.....................
cana kan membuat diri ani happyyyyy selalu tanpa memikirkan yang memboring kan ah ? please tell me pleazzzzzzzzzzz
to my bf tau ku u a2 ada scandal dng orang RBA atu jgn tah d tapuki lagi. u boleh aku pun boleh berapa orang seorang, 2orang sepuluh orang pun boleh.
to my second bf i miz u bah nda u tau kah? eh memang pun u nda tau ah!!!!!!!!!! please call me bah nda ku tetangung g
rinduku ani bah sampai ku sasak bah nangis ku udah ni. insan boring 23.05.2003

Aku Sokong Menteri Lemiding \o/: Awuuu...bana nya mu atuu M.Lemiding,alom jua batah kediaku entaie bakas ke Jkr ngurus kan psal tender ani ahhh,balik² ku leh durang ah,mula² kul 1 lalu atu sana ku,kali org staff sana nya,tingkat atas tuu,arah c pulan,kali ku naik nya c pulan ani,ukan d sini tapi d bawah,turun ku lagi kebwh,kali kana balas nya d atas jua nya....mana tah yg lurus tuu cam kana paloi²e,kali naik ku lagi keatas,baru tia bepadah,nya abis udah,ada tapi alom lagi be print so ia nyuruh aku datang pukul 3 ptg! datang tah ku kul 3 ptg,sekali nya c pulan ani alom lagi ada nya,suruh nya plang hari sabtu saja....menyusah kan jua tuuu!!! Kali before aku kluar dari sana,kedangaran ku ckp staff jkr ani,ia menagor kwn nya ani[sama staff],nya' eh awal jua balik' ? sekali nya kwn nya ani ' awo,biasa udah' sambil ketawa tawa! time atu kul 3:40ptg. Nampak bah nde bedisiplin bah bisiya ani. Bagian Kewangan ia jua nya,tempat menuntut payment,Ya Allah....bebulan bulan bah baru tah ada,tapi byran utk bulan !
pertama saja,selebih nya kana tangguh....Cana kan tu ? apa pakai kami mkn ? apa pakai kami membyr gaji kuli² yg bejamur bekaja atu ? yatah pasal cani ani tah bnyk org lingkup leh kamu,kesian bah org² local company ani,company luar sanang² saja...lagi ia suka nda saingan dgn local com! So Pls Pada Yg Rasa² nya tesindir atu,jgn suka menangguh kan byran utk company yg kas ngambil tender krajaan atu,ukan nde siap kraja atu,siap sudah! Tapi aku masih beterima kaseh rah krajaan,terutama sekali Kementerian Pembangunan,nampak perubahan dari pada dulu,So Please...Setiap kali wakil² company yg datang menuntut byran atu ukan nya sanang hati tu,tapi tiap kali dtg utk menuntut atu hati bisita be doa,supaya ada payment dari pehak krajaan,tapi ada tu ada,nganya mkn masa,bebulan² ... memang plang adat beniaga tu,tapi telampau bah kamu atu,menyusah kan sesama bangsa sendiri! SUPPORT LOCAL COMPANY! Hidup Menteri Lemiding ;) ASSALAMUALIKUM 23.05.2003

JPI: Maaf ada kesilapan teknikal dan kesilapan mata. Peribahasa b. atu sebetulnya - Tak tumbuh tak melata; tak sungguh orang tak kata. Cermin Dan Fikir 23.05.2003

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